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2017 Episodes
Did they just want to try new things? It's not an atmosphere game like "Metroid Prime", it's not a search game like "Metroid Prime", it's not a game where strong heroes like "Metroid Prime" are active, but still "Metroid Prime". Make a game. I think this is innovative in the sense that nuclear weapons have revolutionary ideas for citizen restructuring as an excuse.
"Explore the land, gather swamps, and control the base. In contrast, they invade them, open their own gold balls, and gather people who hug them firmly.
- While saying so, you will hear you are trying to keep your laugh.
Yazzi: "Norman's Sky"? "No game" faster! Visitors: This is not a successful attempt to play with the lyrics, Yuts. Yazzi: OK, I'll put something better later!
- It is especially interesting that Hello Games succeeded in doing it after a major failure on the release date, and as a result. Yahtzee is also reviewing in 2022!
- Yahtzee occupies the eighth square, the players above him are given the name "Hacky Mcgee" and "SIR HACKS A Lot", and the players below him have the name "Loser" and "SCRUB". Given.
- When Yazzi shouts, "Fucking in the midship man's biscuits!"
- "There is a worse room that can wake up with panties."
- "At present, it is inconsistent, childish and counterproductive to create nothing except to associate Dead Rising 4 with the previous work."
- Jazzy mentions all the advanced methods to kill the target, and finally says that it is possible to throw stones on the target skull and escape "like Duffy Duck!" 47 in the animation shouted, "Woohoo!"
- Yahtzee also enjoys the habit of 47 disguise:
Find a quiet and good place, spray grapefruit on the target shoulder, and throw away the gun before the bodyguard rushes to the gunshot! It must have come off. There is no one here, except for the big, ugly and grinned French maid, the smell of Corditite is spoiled.
It starts with you trying to take out the guard, not realizing that his friend is looking at you in the glare of his shiny trinkets, a group of guards come running and you take them all out, but now a civilian who ends up accompanying the ice cream man's birthday, or in general an armed psychopath who happens to be wearing his clothes, is frightened by nine mysterious guards in different states, misses the opportunity, and the mistakes pile up, until you give up and reload.
In the next piece, everything goes very well. While you are pulling down the pants of the mysterious ice cream man, suddenly someone comes and he makes a mistake. You have to accept this, meet the ice cream man's guard, enter into a civil partnership and go on a magical honeymoon to the Seychelles. The game keeps talking: "This is the price of inaccessibility to murders, inaccessibility to bodies found, the price of never being seen, the price of never accidentally attending a loveless wedding."
Gravity Storm 2- Yahtzee blames the game for originally being released on PS Vita, which "has had slightly fewer players than it takes to push a small car out of a ditch."
- A conversation with a passerby about the game's plot.
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He will then complain that his insecure control of gravity forces him to consider what random passersby think about his flying abilities.
Observer 1: Is that a bird? Observer 2: Is that a plane? Are these two kestrels fighting because of an epileptic bat?
Yahzty: My first thought was that a character like this would be perfectly suited for covert operations, due to the fact that he spends the majority of the time throwing huge objects, hurling himself in the air, and his head slamming into lamp posts and window frames, all while depicting a woman dressed like a fitness instructor being thrown out of a window in a curtain shop!
- His constant descriptions of stealth missions are also notable: "I mean, I play an anime-themed superhero who slams his head into a brick wall to save himself from all that crap!"
- For example, what makes this better than anything else is that an angry Yahzty is depicted as trying to play a game while one of the demons with the face of Sailor Moon slams his head into a brick wall. At the end, the little demon turns to Yahzty and pleads, "Please, let me go, my vision is blurring," to which Yahzty growls, "Stop whining!"
- Yazzi uses a metaphor of cooking to outlook what has gone from Resident Evil 6:
For example, Resident Evil 6 left a certain kind of sadness in the franchise. Imagine yourself, a friendly, loose, loose, loving, loving, loving, lovable, but then cooked several times. Cook more times and expose it to the explosion of the 8 seconds intensive machine gu n-this is the position.
Fortunately, "RE7" will sort out the story immediately. While James Sanderland is drawn into the strict symbolism atmosphere created, [Triangle conversation: "My huge pen, that is, chase a knife"] Itan urine is cut off the chainsaw's hand with a saw. From. [Well, this is much more appropriate! Ethan: Well, my thoughts were clearly transmitted.
This is, "No, you can only run away and hide, but as a result of actually making a decision, it is not the ability to recover much worse, for example, it is actually a coincidence. In fact, it's actually much easier to program. " "AI: -The war catches the player-the player dies-that's it only."
Between the pleasure of "Red Skin", a certain number of ordinary monsters will be added and destroyed. And now! Wow, scary! Look at the monsters, look at RE7, and see the monsters again. Are you joking? It's like a defensive aiming for a specific park. He has a very distorted smile. A man wearing a Japanese suit in Godzilla seems to have dieted and falls into a septic tank. They rotate slowly as if they put a book on their heads and balance them, and every time I hit them with something, I went down 30 minutes later as I was trying to drive me out of the field. 。
- In Part 0, Yahtzi said, "MC-series has a brick face that prefers a brick-colored face to step on a person with a disco, who prefers a brick-like face. For those who are strictly dressed, they have begun to step on people in a disco in a slightly unusual suit. "
- The discouragement of Yafuzi in the TV series is described: < SPAN> Yazzi is basically an outline of what has disappeared from Resident Evil 6 using a metaphor of cooking:
For example, Resident Evil 6 left a certain kind of sadness in the franchise. Imagine yourself, a friendly, loose, loose, loving, loving, loving, lovable, but then cooked several times. Cook more times and expose it to the explosion of the 8 seconds intensive machine gu n-this is the position.
- Fortunately, "RE7" will sort out the story immediately. While James Sanderland is drawn into the strict symbolism atmosphere created, [Triangle conversation: "My huge pen, that is, chase a knife"] Itan urine is cut off the chainsaw's hand with a saw. From. [Well, this is much more appropriate! Ethan: Well, my thoughts were clearly transmitted.
This is, "No, you can only run away and hide, but as a result of actually making a decision, it is not the ability to recover much worse, for example, it is actually a coincidence. In fact, it's actually much easier to program. " "AI: -The war catches the player-the player dies-that's it only."
- Between the pleasure of "Red Skin", a certain number of ordinary monsters will be added and destroyed. And now! Wow, scary! Look at the monsters, look at RE7, and see the monsters again. Are you joking? It's like a defensive aiming for a specific park. He has a very distorted smile. A man wearing a Japanese suit in Godzilla seems to have dieted and falls into a septic tank. They rotate slowly as if they put a book on their heads and balance them, and every time I hit them with something, I went down 30 minutes later as I was trying to drive me out of the field. 。
- In Part 0, Yahtzi said, "MC-series has a brick face that prefers a brick-colored face to step on a person with a disco, who prefers a brick-like face. For those who are strictly dressed, they have begun to step on people in a disco in a slightly unusual suit. "
The discouragement of Yahtzi in the TV series is described: Yazzi is basically an outline of what has disappeared from Resident Evil 6, using a metaphor of cooking:
For example, Resident Evil 6 left a certain kind of sadness in the franchise. Imagine yourself, a friendly, loose, loose, loving, loving, loving, lovable, but then cooked several times. Cook more times and expose it to the explosion of the 8 seconds intensive machine gu n-this is the position.
- Fortunately, "RE7" will sort out the story immediately. While James Sanderland is drawn into the strict symbolism atmosphere created, [Triangle conversation: "My huge pen, that is, chase a knife"] Itan urine is cut off the chainsaw's hand with a saw. From. [Well, this is much more appropriate! Ethan: Well, my thoughts were clearly transmitted.
- This is, "No, you can only run away and hide, but as a result of actually making a decision, it is not the ability to recover much worse, for example, it is actually a coincidence. In fact, it's actually much easier to program. " "AI: -The war catches the player-the player dies-that's it only."
- Kazuma Kiryu was hoping that he had the opportunity to know where the idea of which members of the organizational criminal family were involved, but he committed a crime. I don't seem to think. When Kiritani looks at bandits who are stealing money from passer s-by, their first motive is to clean their boots with nasal cartilage. Kiryu, this is what you do, this idiot! In other words, what are the main activities of yakuza? You want to roll up money from local entrepreneurs? So, in Yakuza 0, Kiryu spends a lot of time giving a lot of money to local entrepreneurs. hey hey! Did you inadvertently play the introduction video on the first day?
Regarding this comment, Yazzi points out that Majima has improved a little:
- Yakui: [Magim] ordered someone to kill someone, but eventually tries to protect that person. Because he doesn't even know a little about organized crime. (The devil is whispering something in Magim's ear) Majima: But this is illegal!
Yazzhe named William's protagonist as Wibe in the history of West Samurai, and declared that "the locals will pronounce his name, so it will be handed down as a history of the first time in history."
Note that Yahtze has two great freedom in the history of William Adams:
"William Adams was not an Irish person. Irish people are more empirical and alternatives, so this is also a characteristic of Sabotage when making British an Irishman.
"After all, the battle is good, just like the goodness of porn hub: it is very diverse, versatile, and there is certainly something that will satisfy your corrupt taste, but at once. If you try to use everything, you will soon be blind. " Yakti is frustrated by such a controversy to win the battle and stops them in the usual rude way. A quick visual, the enterprise is torn by Death Star laser.- Enterprise: I am convinced that I can make a diplomatic decision.
"Why fight? For a long time, an uneasy expression." I'm a warrior, so fight! "
Nintendo Switch and Breath of the Wild
Yahtzee pointed out that "Breath of the Wild" has many towers, so that Ubie Soft seems to have consulted with Nintendo when making a large sandbox:- Ubee Isoft: Believe (towards Nintendo)! My game has a lot of tower! I love the tower! My dog has been invited to "Tower"! I crush the tower and smell it! Occasionally, hold it with a small model of the tower and press it ... Yazzi: (While dragging Nintendo violently) Well, no!
- This was mentioned when Yazzi praised how to sell Botw's teaching materials:
In this Ubie Isoft game, the map is just a bunch of stars and icons, but it is good to be able to find a landmark by looking at the tower with a magical telescope of a personal smartphone and marking it manually.
Yazzi: Links are witnessed in high rhiles, get a normal knife, and discovers that they are assigned to save ordinary princesses by killing a simple fucking guy; [Indicates dirty pigs] Notice: The sky remains blue, but the Trump administration has ruined something. Donald Trump: Sharks are mammals.
- Yazzi: The interesting thing is that Breath of the Wild has completely abandoned a structural approach. By purchasing a classic Zelda linear item, it gradually reveals that the map has not disappeared. [The devil says, "I hope no one shoots my eyes straight." If you want, you can run straight from the training area to the final battle of the boss. It is full of shit and I have to return to the storage area between the two breads. It is good to accept that many possessed psychopaths exist in the powerful fan base. [This speed run is seen on the Internet within one day ["Braeth of the Will Gammon 8:57]] In the second week, it is blindfolded and using only control sticks to speed run with a guitar hero controller. Nintendo knows that it will happen.
Endless Cyan! It's like you can't get out of Isaac Clark's wardrobe!
Thank you, a brave hero.
Horizon Zero Dawn
Yahtzee praises the fact that this game is trying to justify his unique style figure and makes it quite interesting:- In this IRGE, for example, there are many unique thoughts, but she is literally to find a time to justify the path she depends on; for example, she is subtly expelled. Shows growing, as a result, she prepares a small thing for a single her o-she laments her own subject as a homeless psycho every day!
For this reason, it is clear that the number of important weak wooden arrows will put the tropical rainforest under danger again to partially destroy the splendid external skeleton, and as a result, apply the detective Vision. I have a focus of Vision-When my family is talking about politicians on a thank-you day, like a warning light in your head, it looks and all shines. I have it-to find a tool that can be applied to the other side to find a weak blank, good transactions, and to arrange a clear strategic attack.
- Kidney: Automata
- "[Nier" is an unknown action RPG, and in some places, it is a middl e-aged man who is not wearing a shirt depending on the location, or a smal l-minded tsundere who has another one for a shirt. However, there was no opportunity to take all the nuances of "sleeves".
Yahtze: But after that, I was able to apologize for not understood this, knowing that it was considered a sequel to the Draken Guard, and I didn't understand this. I believe it; with the same victory, it was possible to announce myself in the sequel MRS. doubtfire. Doubtfire, if it has already begun. For example, you should be more careful about the definition of the "sequel"; in the future, everything will be announced by the remaining sequel, and a "Window wiping confession" and a complete "mobile dick" will be implemented. Yeah! It has the possibility of this. We all are the rudimentary sequels of this magnificent and unfortunately long franchise, which is called "life."
Yahtze: Last week, I remember whether you should call the main hero of your robot engineerin g-the game "Ara", are you somewhat wrong? Now, for example, it is necessary to be connected to the nose for the fact that the main hero of this game is "2B".
He never notices, but the name of the 9s is derived from 2B (or if it is absolutely discovered, "NEIN IST" ("Not" or Nemetsky) Because it is killed by being killed by the name of the 2B name), it is "Ninus's tomb", and the name A2, like "et tu", "et tu, blute?" It is multiplied as "TU". "It's like" et tu "like. (The review does not mention A2).
- Nier gameplay in tomatoes is academically called "strange ducks." It's like a duck spending half a day in a lion enclosure that demands being called "Simba." [It's as if you can enjoy the fear of a professional a zoo professional. [Omitted) As if "Nier" was an action RPG or barrage shooting, the opinion was conflicted, and a young man of the action RPG group won, but young people with the barrage shooting school were waiting for a lon g-term battle. For example, "Nier 3" is finally a barrage, and the corpse of a young action RPG group will be found in the parking lot with 900 million gunshots.
A strange chill. Against the backdrop of the general liberal arts of life, it is worth saving only abnormal things!
2017, Quarter 2
Every time a link was displayed in the "Nier Automata cover, a link was displayed in" Automata cover ", and a link to Japanese romantic cushions was displayed from 2B.- Ghost Recon Wild Luns
Yahtzee calls this game "The Ubee Isoft Sandbox Game". They are the latest of their flashy and unnecessarily wide open world, and the countless periodic tasks designed to be expanded as much as possible and are interested in 100 % complete enthusiasts. 。
The world view of Tom Clansie, or rather, the view of the creative director has been visible. The content of the letter is: "Singl e-sel f-sophisticated people, eat cheeseburger again. The government secretly introduces the thrilled assassinations to the masses around the world, and life like us indirectly. As soon as they are threatened, they are ready to start shooting people who have been deprived of their rights.- If you say, "Eat another cheeseburger. Speaking of which, Yazzi's avatar will complain," I don't really like cheeseburger. "
"And in the real world, the government is rarely ceded with the president's secretly introduced as an internship, but the story was talked about.
Bill Clinton's to y-lik e-san: I really wanted to do this to avoid being involved in this fuss. < SPAN> Nier gameplay in tomatoes is academically called "strange ducks." It's like a duck spending half a day in a lion enclosure that demands being called "Simba." [It's as if you can enjoy the fear of a professional a zoo professional. [Omitted) As if "Nier" was an action RPG or barrage shooting, the opinion was conflicted, and a young man of the action RPG group won, but young people with the barrage shooting school were waiting for a lon g-term battle. For example, "Nier 3" is finally a barrage, and the corpse of a young action RPG group will be found in the parking lot with 900 million gunshots.A strange chill. Against the backdrop of the general liberal arts of life, it is worth saving only abnormal things!
Every time a link was displayed in the "Nier Automata cover, a link was displayed in" Automata cover ", and a link to Japanese romantic cushions was displayed from 2B.
Ghost Ricon Wildrans- Yahtzee calls this game "The Ubee Isoft Sandbox Game". They are the latest of their flashy and unnecessarily wide open world, and the countless periodic tasks designed to be expanded as much as possible and are interested in 100 % complete enthusiasts. 。
The world view of Tom Clansie, or rather, the view of the creative director has been visible. The content of the letter is: "Singl e-sel f-sophisticated people, eat cheeseburger again. The government secretly introduces the thrilled assassinations to the masses around the world, and life like us indirectly. As soon as they are threatened, they are ready to start shooting people who have been deprived of their rights.
If you say, "Eat another cheeseburger. Speaking of which, Yazzi's avatar will complain," I don't really like cheeseburger. "
"And in the real world, the government is rarely ceded with the president's secretly introduced as an internship, but the story was talked about.
- Bill Clinton's to y-lik e-san: I really wanted to do this to avoid being involved in this fuss. Nier gameplay in tomatoes is academically called "strange ducks." It's like a duck spending half a day in a lion enclosure that demands being called "Simba." [It's as if you can enjoy the fear of a professional a zoo professional. [Omitted) As if "Nier" was an action RPG or barrage shooting, the opinion was conflicted, and a young man of the action RPG group won, but young people with the barrage shooting school were waiting for a lon g-term battle. For example, "Nier 3" is finally a barrage, and the corpse of a young action RPG group will be found in the parking lot with 900 million gunshots.
A strange chill. Against the backdrop of the general liberal arts of life, it is worth saving only abnormal things!
Every time a link was displayed in the "Nier Automata cover, a link was displayed in" Automata cover ", and a link to Japanese romantic cushions was displayed from 2B.
Ghost Recon Wild Luns
Yahtzee calls this game "The Ubee Isoft Sandbox Game". They are the latest of their flashy and unnecessarily wide open world, and the countless periodic tasks designed to be expanded as much as possible and are interested in 100 % complete enthusiasts. 。
The world view of Tom Clansie, or rather, the view of the creative director has been visible. The content of the letter is: "Singl e-sel f-sophisticated people, eat cheeseburger again. The government secretly introduces the thrilled assassinations to the masses around the world, and life like us indirectly. As soon as they are threatened, they are ready to start shooting people who have been deprived of their rights.
If you say, "Eat another cheeseburger. Speaking of which, Yazzi's avatar will complain," I don't really like cheeseburger. ""And in the real world, the government is rarely ceded with the president's secretly introduced as an internship, but the story was talked about.
Bill Clinton's to y-lik e-san: I really wanted to do this to avoid being involved in this fuss.
Yatze: Our main task is to wipe out the thick checklist of favorites and subordinates [The checklist repeats "Kill, kill, kill, kill". Of course, to do that, you need at least one technique, [The scene shifts to a young man in a hedge with scissors] Choose between stealth or direct attack, except that direct attack has the ability to draw out what the most valuable target leaves him, [Another young man fails a direct offensive attack, and argues "Fleeeee" until the inscription "RELOAD!" (A very quiet bell, of course) [While he is speaking, an IMP with a bell is appropriate, which translates to a bell with a penguin baby on it]. Yakutze: Division Tactics gameplay is on the right: Designate up to three enemy targets [depicted by the appearance of an Impite with an arrow above his head], press the magic button [Yakutze blows his whistle and says "Hub-beep!" and reveals, reveals, reveals] and forces your units to destroy them quickly [with a weapon "bam"] without endangering you or yourself. This is not tactics! [If the introduction of the warp whistle in Mario 3 is a strategy, this is strategy. [Mario ZP is noted for the warp whistle and says: "Tactical impact on the missing level"] And now I have said "Tactics" many times. "TAC TIC, [a parody of Tic Tac] is a mirror universe mint candy."- Wait, did I say something again (I can't see the trash can with the Ghost Recon Wildlands game buried in it behind the Yahtzee bag), this is fundamentally impossible.
By the way, about "Night in the Forest":
Yahtze: Did you play Night in the Forest? It's an indie game about a cat girl [Mae Borovsky portrays the cat Emp] who throws away her lab and runs [to the Falls with Kurci] to her personal hometown of Metropolis [. [She lands in Psam Springs, which she calls "historic Bumpfakville"] and decides that something has changed, but something hasn't [Godzilla appears and speaks: "Screeeeeee!", then the cat IMP-talks: "Oh, this is something new"], and there is a hidden conspiracy. [Skull pops out from under the ground and speaks: "Sorry, I'm trying to sleep."]
- Mass Effect: Andromeda
Yahtze's comment on Sidqvest:
Then, with the spirit of exploration, the protagonist travels to an unusual fresh world, finds new civilization, and invites them to wash. If an alien came down from space and walked between us as an ambassador to the farthest starry sky, why not call him and ask if he would hang out the store to meet his expectations? A little business?
- -Suppl y-Colonizatio n-Battl e-Managemen t-Exploratio n-Get your own robot
"The game play to be a core is the destination of such a filler game, and most games are some battles."
Get the bones on the exploration side mission.
- Children and Kogi: Wow
Blue Alien: "Do you eat cake?" Avatar Yazzi: [Think] 1. "I'm a female cake, wink" 2. "The cake contains chocolate" 3. "In my big blue ass Push in "
Why do you need this annoying thing? Even if there is no such thing, I can get a great goal! To see the criminal's appreciation expression? [I made a chandelier with a huge devil's head killed by Yazzi] This is a biowear game! The same is true even if you pee on your shoes.- YOOKA LAYLEEE
- Yahtzee talks about various examples of colorful 3D platform games, but he notices that all of his examples are made of RARE:
Well, let's forget that example! Let's forget the example! This is not a fucking TV TROPES for you! (Seeing a geeky character has a pen and note in the corner: "Oh, shouting out!").
What should I actually do when approaching a railroad crossing? A. Drop the speed and prepare to stop B. Give a bouquet to the relatives of the victims C. Click on " I-how" to give up the way D. A, C, B.
- "It's not so unfortunate that a variety of feasts up to this stage will be ruined by being aware of the boss and ruined. ""!
There are two jokes in the original text:
But at least, Japanese high schools always have an impressive extracurricular activity. There are club activities other than weight-raising, newspaper clubs, and children who later went to high school go to the Makai, fight the symbolic devils born from the black desires of the world, and-oh, volleyball. It looks fun. Note: The main villain is a coach of the High School Volleyball Club, which is physiological and sexual abuse.◊If you like difficult things, for example, if you have a chance, you should play a manga cat [Morgan pulls the cat's felix] or a young woman in a vinyl figure [One Talk: "Hotchha Hoo."] is. The fifth point is to stop showing yourself, such as when the death period is approaching or when a relative in care is taking a bath.
If you intend to make a 6 0-hour RPG, I want you to express the cleanliness of a drop at least and arrange multiple musical routes for normal contraction. "Bohemian Rhapsody" is a good song, but if I had a chance to listen to No. 40, 30 seconds per hour over three days, [Yakzi is lying on my back and lying on my back, is this a real life? "6 Repeat, I would like to ultimately go to the past and shake this idea of living Freddie Mercury in the brain! But I'm distracted. [But I draw grass. ]
This would probably be a explanation of the reason why my career as a coach of a football was, for example, the reason for being cursed (Avatar Yazzi is a completely bloody and pizza knife. Close and shout like this: "Shout.)
- Yakhtzi: But if I was one of the players who didn't care, such as perfect optimization, [YATZI turns the head with a driver with a "piek code"] "Persona 5" is a "perfect failure" In this IRGE, it seems like a game that takes a big driver to screw the buttocks with the "Paial Crypto"]. "While asking, I will erase the name from the list. When the masked impact says" I want a lollipop, "it jumps out of the sofa], and what kind of dialogue options are convinced of the monsters. In fact, not only for the fact that there is no rhyme or condition. B. You will die. C. Let's talk.
This would probably be a explanation of the reason why my career as a coach of a football was, for example, the reason for being cursed (Avatar Yazzi is a completely bloody and pizza knife. Close and shout like this: "Shout.)
Yakhtzi: But if I was one of the players who didn't care, such as perfect optimization, [YATZI turns the head with a driver with a "piek code"] "Persona 5" is a "perfect failure" In this IRGE, it seems like a game that takes a big driver to screw the buttocks with the "Paial Crypto"]. "While asking, I will erase the name from the list. When the masked impact says" I want a lollipop, "it jumps out of the sofa], and what kind of dialogue options are convinced of the monsters. In fact, not only for the fact that there is no rhyme or condition. B. You will die. C. Let's talk.- Correction of techniques If you are courageous comedy accents, if you like difficult things, for example, if you have a chance, a young woman with a manga cat [Morgan pulls the cat's felix improgen] or a shiny vinyl [One Talk [One Talk : You should play a game with "HootCha Hoo." The fifth point is to stop showing yourself, such as when the death period is approaching or when a relative in care is taking a bath.
- If you intend to make a 6 0-hour RPG, I want you to express the cleanliness of a drop at least and arrange multiple musical routes for normal contraction. "Bohemian Rhapsody" is a good song, but if I had a chance to listen to No. 40, 30 seconds per hour over three days, [Yakzi is lying on my back and lying on my back, is this a real life? "6 Repeat, I would like to ultimately go to the past and shake this idea of living Freddie Mercury in the brain! But I'm distracted. [But I draw grass. ]
This would probably be a explanation of the reason why my career as a coach of a football was, for example, the reason for being cursed (Avatar Yazzi is a completely bloody and pizza knife. Close and shout like this: "Shout.)
- Yakhtzi: But if I was one of the players who didn't care, such as perfect optimization, [YATZI turns the head with a driver with a "piek code"] "Persona 5" is a "perfect failure" In this IRGE, it seems like a game that takes a big driver to screw the buttocks with the "Paial Crypto"]. "While asking, I will erase the name from the list. When the masked impact says" I want a lollipop, "it jumps out of the sofa], and what kind of dialogue options are convinced of the monsters. In fact, not only for the fact that there is no rhyme or condition. B. You will die. C. Let's talk.
Both games are limited to making gang-outbreaks, but I like the gang string members in Persona 5 because they are trash, they are not immediately revealed, and they are expressive. Not like scientific and fictional super soldiers with combat abilities like a dead salmon! If you ask them to pass you the salt, they will only reply, "I was raised by crabs," and they will not reveal any personal attitude or backstory. [The girl Russian prepares an "eye take" and says, "I portrayed myself again."].
Familiar publication
Yakti chuckles at the recent remastered version of the game.- Some of the "old classic" games announced this month don't meet the definition of the text "classic" and if it goes at all, "old". Bayonetta just came out on Steam, and I've got in my knickers of drift that's older than Bayonetta.
"What on earth do you want! I'm gonna crack your testicles, expand them, twist them on a flowerpot, and if you say it one more time, I'll crack, crack, crack, crack your head on a flowerpot!"
- Get started.
- "Maybe we've changed. Resident Evil 7 has broken the curse of these hidden horror games! I wish the nobility had known this when I was in the woods with Slender Man looking for math household chores.
As a result, Yahtzee aims his gun at Slender Man, who appears from behind a tree with a sign that reads "Keep Coming, Smiley."
Do you want to make the real moment Outlast 2 surpassed me an aristocracy? This happened five minutes in, when the first enemy spotted me [depicted as a demon with a scythe saying "Aha!"], and before I knew it, they ran towards me and hit me in the penis with the scythe. Then, after I saw the sight of blood flowing from my new vagina, a rapid load was triggered, and before I could stand up, ["I'm recovered!"], the final blow was only 50 meters away. [The voice of the imp shouted "Ah!" again. "And then this is a mass grave and I have to claw my way out of it. And here I am being raped. And here I am being raped from a slightly different angle. And here I am hallucinating my old elementary school. But of course you don't see this, so this is actually a creation of my fever brain!"
When he gets to "fever brain," we can see Blake tremble.
- Yahtzi: I don't take it into account. I didn't "understand" Outlast 2. This is an introduction of a video game, which is not counted, why a woman gave birth, why a woman gave birth to the last, why the helicopter was generally broken. It is. Including, I wasn't doubtful, actually there to take what. This is a rudimentary set of thoughts for atrocities and torture pornography, which is highly likely to be developed by a fat 1 5-yea r-old grou p-parents allow a lot of no n-alcoholic beverages It looks like in the evening recently. In addition, although religious data and confusion in reality sense, only vomiting reflexes are needed to survive.
Sniper: Ghost Warrior 3
2017, Quarter 3
- "But that's it, but that's it.
Yahtzi describes how this game is to open the face of a mysterious sniper wearing a mask against the backdrop of two sibles:
"Oh, Goshington bag with testicles, I'm worried who it is! Mostly outstanding, like us, like us, like us, personally, personally, we are personally interested in us. Who is the one who hides behind the mask? Will I be a professional creator in the situation?
- "I think his i n-game character's profile tells this more than anyone else:" North believes the role of the United States as a great police officer. "North is Ham de Ham de Homede Ho"! The protagonist watched the movie "Team of America", but basically did not understand satire?
In fact, all dialogue that the North participates seems to be a record of the Help Group Conference held by those who can't believe it unimaginably.
NORTH: I killed all the records of [Emphasis on the Emphasis], and left a poem from the Bible on their corpse. "Close" is written. [Enemy: Yes, the device is what you actually explained. Let's comment on this with my giant member side. Nord: [Get another male chicken] Nord: Wait a minute, my otter [show the chicken you have], but it was a little more!
Yakusi: North can help the character of a small help team, most of which are sexy women. One of them has a fairly thorough and frigil fin in hiding the entire map of Manila.- And the other back is like a mating Ikkaku, and the return pants lying down and placing a vacuum and plastic container. [They still behave like a friend in a relationship with a friend, as a result of both compass roses, you can see it on Nords if you catch my idea. It's like a tremendous movie about James-Bond, but James-Bond sucked all his charisma and changed her unresolved parent obligations.
- Yahtzee: Next, all of these leading gameplays are elementally boring. As you can see now, you have an indispensable drone for territorial reconnaissance, and when some of them wake up, to star in to celebrate them. And sometimes, as a result of being found to be a naked worker who actually found himself in the enemy's fort, including anything, [Northern EMP is displayed as a doctor. 。 Dr. "Dr." Dr. "Dr." Dr. "Dr." Nefarious "Kitten Strangling Plant" And Talks: "Just Go Shoot Your Boss" You and RAISE THE STINK, BECAUSE APPARENTLY THE ENEMY HUNTERS ARE HIRED, One Payment Overtime.
- Yakti says that the barrier character has recommended a note from himself and destroys the ship to help the world:
- "I see, for example, not everything."
- "Henderson felt tired of it in the afternoon. He just came to deliver the figure, but he tried to dissolve my limbs with a sour mouth with his saliva.
Wilson's heart
Yahtzee continues to express his dislike for the traffic control system, blaming it with metaphors such as "place attachment and the inability to change the Church of the Shenks Army without risking it."
Yahtzee says that he found out that Bela (in the Bela Lugosi sense) is not a vampire, but then:
Of course, he is not a vampire, but I am worried about the game after it turned out to seem terribly pleased with itself. "We argue, you thought he was a vampire, stupid sausage! Ha, ha, raven, raven! No, it's "Wilson's Heart", after all, it paid homage to Nano Angstrom. Solve the secrets of Mr. V. Elewolf and his tennis ball addiction!
"The story of Warren, a rather ordinary protagonist, begins on a futuristic train."- Warren: Don't fight now.
School bus: Oh, damn it.
Yahtzee: In the complex game world, there is a virtual line that I like to call "Tropical of Fuck". It is defined as the point where high complexity ceases to be an exciting challenge and turns into a simple noob.
After a long period of disappointment, about 900 attempts, I finally caught the core of the rope and fell backwards across the floor in the split second it took to deliver the final blow. No! [TV says: "Well, you didn't mean to.") This is too much. [Knocks TV off the stand] This flashed right over Jeta's fox-like tropical land. [That's enough! [Fuck "Surge"! Go to Hell's Deck 13! Fuck all you likes! Dammit, this is my schedule for the week.
Injustice 2
Pointing out the hidden immaturity of the DC superheroes:
The big, incredibly remote reason for the whole injustice is an argument between Batman and Superman about whether it's okay to kill people. Batman believes murder is the indeterminate line where all negotiations break down and vigilantism ebbs into tyranny, while Superman is like, "Waah, waah, I'm so sad and bad!".
Yahtzee sums up the Vanquish concept as "a happy-shooter with covers that always slides on its back like a sophisticated dance-floor whore." E3 2017 (almost)- Yakti again dissatisfied with the E3 exhibition, and at the same time regretted that he had no time to review the "Friday 13th: Game". And understand that the answer was right in front of you. Use "Friday on the 13th: Game" as an allegory and see the E3.
So what are you talking about? About this empty horror or about "Friday on the 13th: Game"? And I noticed that the answer was right in front of me.
[When Yakti talks and hides behind the bushes, the man behind is "Possie" and "Monen Pussy"].
This is the last comparison: Jason damages and hacks the child, and E3 damages the child and hacks it with hackers.
At the beginning of the video, Jakhti talks about recent indie games in the RogueLike genre, making this opportunity a shameful sel f-advertising place for shadows:- This game has been released by Devolver Digital. Even if someone else tries to publish this game, Debolver Digital will jump out of the window in a thie f-like and kidnap this game that resembles Debolver Digital's fucking game.
start.
Imagine my disappointment, listeners. (While Yakti sighs deeply, for a long time), don't imagine!
Oh yeah, then prisoners begging me to be free. And there is a sentence that says, "My actions are accompanied by results." Of course that's right! The result is that I am on the other side of this ridiculous room!
And even more frustrating, the game makes this system dominant and the results are insufficient:- So I have to worry if my decision is important. Until you switch to another character up to about tw o-thirds on the way. Lord, in the weekend camp! I want the Everaft to launch a magical VR machine of memory, survive the first planning meeting, and remember the most important factors. I think there were some teams. One is stealth shutter, the other is an atmosphere horror, and the third is the tagal episode, they all plan a grand sex party after work, and accidentally put on the pants to everyone else. I've got it!
Call, mother, black? You already have your eyebrows and call your character "Mr. Black". Similarly, he can also call him "edgewood dark bot"!
Hollownite and dead cells- In Yahtzee it is argued that games from the Yellow Age of arcade games were generally difficult, but this is in fact due to the fact that games from that era were "lower in skill than counterfeit games with no prizes, Konan."
- Dead Cells, by the way, seems to want to discourage painstaking study. There is a door to an extra bonus area, but it is locked if you don't get there fast enough. Dammit, door! Of course, you can't get here in three minutes. You went through six tunnels to get here, and you had to make sure that all of them contained a flashy Death with red claws!
- Crash Bandicoot N. Sane trilogy
In Crash Bandicoot 3, the old good-natured nonsense of the likes of Masters of the Universe is used. It turns out that the villain has been working for another, even more evil villain all this time, and now you can get to work on making this villain absolutely powerless and non-threatening.
Fifth generation consoles Yahtzee calls the Virtual Boy "The Masque of the Red Death".- The return of a perverse fetish in the form of marine mammals:
- But let's not pay too much attention to the Virtual Boy. It's just a misleadingly over-hyped experience, and the experience is great. For example, we study. How else would we know that putting peanut butter in a dolphin's den will make it sexually arousing?
It's a shame they didn't figure out from the beginning that Sonic and 3D meet the same way German infantry meets Siberian winter. Perhaps a lot of problems could have been avoided then.
Congratulations Sony, you've made it through the fifth generation. You've created millions of runny-nosed, annoying fanboys and you have to keep them satisfied. Just don't drink too much champagne!- The latest console incident is a three-game system. Or rather, two games and one bear-munching young man in a galactic helmet.
- The End Is Near, and Still to Come: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles
- Yahtzee talks about how today's rather uncertain political climate has prompted nuclear reveals to become fashionable again in fiction:
Well, great imagination for millennials, but unfortunately we are so adaptable. If a nuclear storm can't save us from the Bay City Rollers, it can't save you guys. Just quietly google the current Billboard Top 40, Imagine Dragons!
I think the most important sentence that summarizes the impressions from there is, "What should I do?" This is the ultimate destination of any way you choose. Exploring the island, finding a mineral core hidden in the cave, extracting copper from there, and you are already having copper. So what should she do?
- Yes, you can put a bridge by bringing 20 sticks, 10 vines, and a plit stick. Then you can go to an island with a treasure chest with a set of basin. What should I do with this?
- I think it is necessary to create a farm, so I search for the earth, find a place where I can make a farm, and build a building there. I am ...
Wait! If you find a wild cow, shake "Kerley Wurley" at the tip of the cow, and bring it to the ranch, the cow will be your cow. OK, what x ...
2017, Quarter 4
Tatate! So, if you find an NPC with a particularly disliked face and feed all the contents of the refrigerator, it will dominate the farm instead of you. Then he will dominate the farm instead of you.- So what to do?
- Okay, if you like so much direction, let's do kaleidoses!
The discovery itself:
Don't think that your creative outsiders don't match your games to the genre! Consider that the innocent shit you bought because Killer7 was conditionally classified as a shooting game in the 2000s has become a tragic suffering, become independent, and has become the best person. Well, let's think! What convenient umbrella labels should I put on Pyre and Supergiant games? I think there is always "Adventure Action", but it's the same amount of information as "16th Century Sex Manual"! Oh, do you think it's "no n-standard"? Well, I like to be in the box because the box is warm and safe, and there may be cheese bags inside!
- While strapping on, I'll try to attribute this: A scientist, banished to a land that's rampaging beneath the civilized world, descends upon a group of exiles who need you. Somehow, all the rituals seem to actually involve speaking on the other side of the same group, competing to forget the ball into the hole of the other team. If this is seen through a rather fictional commentary, a game of three-on-three basketball, that's because there is actually an example! I was led to a super-sized game, and I would scratch my own scrawny scrotum if I didn't want to actually acknowledge what happened to these characters, who are actually smoothly cool in all this interactive historical undertaking. We call this the "Bioware Bro Buffet," but between this game and Persona 5, Bioware is the worst of all cool with data, it's seen. Again, the Pyre men, not paying attention to the fact that they were in a real estate video that made practically no effort to impress, liked me much more than Burger King in Andromeda's childish club - or, perhaps, thanks to the given. (In the attached photo, the NPC Andromeda once looks at the other with dead, merciful eyes, while another NPC in the original asks him to kiss the "blood")
- Splatoon 2
Yakti is perplexed by the pretense of the number of furry fandoms playing the game.
"Actually, almost all the posts I've seen are not clear why they are connected to Furri: 'I have Furri-sso', 'Back Furri', 'Because I want them, they know I don't actually inspire confidence in dog sitters'. Is it like a slogan for black and outrageous acts in some corner of the internet? Karma and furry person hybrids, strictly speaking, are they "all ports in a storm, they can masturbate for themselves over all the cross-noriki until a fresh Sonic comes out" element?"Ketchup or mayonnaise, and like the British with reddish blood, I chose ketchup.
"You know, I actually doubt it was a program shop, due to the fact that I actually found out, in one game, a guy on the enemy team was called "Agent Mayo" and I see that similar person was a ketchup reflector, so it's almost impossible. Unless he was a double Agent Mao, agents in this case beware! Mao's team does not tolerate betrayal! Entering the streets of Rio, just when you thought you had finally erased their shadow, suddenly turned around! Sweet chicken sandwich."
Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice
Yahtzee mocks the fact that the game is actually trying to show that it is an "independent AAA game".
Yahtzee: For example, when you hear a dog barking and bring the command to shoot your neighbor, it was probably said in a boring 10 yen coin voice. Dog: Lil de Lawless, Ruggie.- Agent of Chaos
The visual embodiment of the cerebral strafe syndrome in the Saints Row series. 1st roars with a revolver in his hand. 4th walks around in a hat with a traffic cone on it, and Donald Trump hops on the back of a military-style livery with a machine gun.
- Yahtzee casts dirty looks at Assassin's Creed Origins, Middle-Earth: Shadow of War, and Far Cry 5, and says "Sprinkle games never happen, apparently."
After pointing out that their new game is a "shooter-pipe sandbox" with a suspiciously similar Saints Row character and fleur-de-lis logo, Yahtzee again tries to discount their willingness to settle on Saints Row.
Yahtzee: Come up with a new topic! What else are you interested in? Volsion: Anime on Saturdays. Of course, fuck, rather.
STRENGTH ** Loading speed ** INMUDENCE ** PETENLEY
Sonic Mania- "You bought, for example, a big piece of the map, but never had a chance to understand, you were afraid to press into anything, lest the demon take you and direct you and accidentally jump into a big mechanized ass extended exhaust pipe."
Yahtzee argues that the main non-cohesion of the Genesis Sonic games (and their corresponding Sonic Mania) is that the gameplay was focused on speed and barely explored.
Yahtzee: But if you want to explore (and be careful of spoilers, because you get a chaos emerald, Dr. Robotnik's credit after the credit of the bull), the way is wonderful. I don't know if it will lead to a secret, or if it will be shot by the cannon of the cannon that hits the door to the point where the large middle finger cannot be returned after passing through the intestinal tract of 9 loops and whales, or more than half of the map. 。Mario + Rabitz Kingdom Battle
"Nintendo, this is the one? I'm still trying to understand what it is. Mario and Raving Rabbitz crossover, XCO M-style tur n-based battle? Mad ribs? If you won the previous game development party, Sony, Sony should have developed a leading urban management simulator.- "But when I partnered with Ubee Isoft, was Raving Rabbides the best option for crossover with Mario? After all, the Assassin's Creed series is also based on jumping over people. There are already many comical Italians.
Yahtzee is enjoying the role of Peach as a playable character:
- I didn't mention Princess Peach's kidnapping, but this is one of the rare cases where she is a group member with two relevant skills, such as group healing, floating ambler, or in this case, such as a huge shor t-range explosion Descannon. That's why. < SPAN> Yahtzee: But if you want to explore (and be careful, because you get the chaos emerald and Dr. Robotonic's rebellion, avoid the screen after the credit after credit). Will the road lead to a wonderful secret, or is it being shot by a cannon of a cannon that hits the door to the point where it cannot return after drawing a large middle finger, passing through the intestinal tract of 9 loops and whales, passing through the intestinal tract of nine loops and whales. I don't know.
"But when I partnered with Ubee Isoft, was Raving Rabbides the best option for crossover with Mario? After all, the Assassin's Creed series is also based on jumping over people. There are already many comical Italians.
Yahtzee is enjoying the role of Peach as a playable character:
I didn't mention Princess Peach's kidnapping, but this is one of the rare cases where she is a group member with two relevant skills, such as group healing, floating ambler, or in this case, such as a huge shor t-range explosion Descannon. That's why. Yahtzee: But if you want to explore (and be careful of spoilers, because you get a chaos emerald, Dr. Robotnik's credit after the credit of the bull), the way is wonderful. I don't know if it will lead to a secret, or if it will be shot by the cannon of the cannon that hits the door to the point where the large middle finger cannot be returned after passing through the intestinal tract of 9 loops and whales, or more than half of the map. 。- Mario + Rabitz Kingdom Battle
"Nintendo, this is the one? I'm still trying to understand what it is. Mario and Raving Rabbitz crossover, XCO M-style tur n-based battle? Mad ribs? If you won the previous game development party, Sony, Sony should have developed a leading urban management simulator.
"But when I partnered with Ubee Isoft, was Raving Rabbides the best option for crossover with Mario? After all, the Assassin's Creed series is also based on jumping over people. There are already many comical Italians.
Yahtzee is enjoying the role of Peach as a playable character:
I didn't mention Princess Peach's kidnapping, but this is one of the rare cases where she is a group member with two relevant skills, such as group healing, floating ambler, or in this case, such as a huge shor t-range explosion Descannon. That's why.- In the introductory part, a very large amount of time is a unimaginable series of events, the most important crossover, for example, in fact, I have a big hand here. I hoped; if the case remains for Nintendo, everything will be: "Mario and rabbits are displayed in the background, boxer kidnapped Pich, we are you for you. Is a terrible control of the movement, "Generally, a device that reduces the baggage 1 to 2, has been found and kidnapped. Under some grounds, in the laboratory, many of the Mario and the king Pich are intensive on another day for the royal rituals and piches. Mario and his friends are transformed into the mushroom kingdom and resumes all unnecessary foreign immigrants to resume all unnecessary foreign immigrants. This is required to show off his will to cooperate with the administration's genocide.
YATZI is basically most of this IRGE mission, "you can enter one room and shoot another man," and finally, as a team consisting of a 2-WH chimpanzee in the room. Game Pla y-When you draw a department, there is a gag in a review that BUNGIE's Gamepramaners creates bankruptcy.
In the last part of the criticism, he leads a monologue, examines the unique only one decoration from the nuisance rank and the right angle, and confirms the huge conspiracy and sympathy for the games-designers. When the visitors try to forcibly talk about this illoi, his answer is Destiny 2 and the great chorus, "Take it!"
Do you have anything else you want to talk about in "Destiny2"? For example, about PvP? Or about level design? Or about the fact that three different categories of [maintaining two impas] weapons are no longer called the same as before? Not "Basic = Kinetic, Special = Energy, Simple = Power"! I am trying to tell the method of 5 minutes. He was staring at the wall, but this became the most exciting part of this match! I am trying to cause a new wave of game criticism here. The name is "Forward, Publishers".
Nack 2 "and" Steam World Dig 2- "Certainly the talent was fucking, but Knack 2 is shit."
Jakhti comment on Lucas character:
For example, he is a "Knak", a helpless fighter, a problem solved with a lot of beautiful voice, and his life is wrapped in secret. But despite being actually a player character, he is not seen as the main character of the story. Knak guarantees muscles, spirit, advantageous rewards from his own par t-time job, audio book recording, and baby warranty. Eh. A beautiful foam and flat head for Knak to rest beer. Nevertheless, this game focuses on Knack and his dilemma. This may be because Knak is always a buttocks and all the buckets with the Rubiku cube do all the jobs.
- "If you rehearse carefully and create a comical scene at the perfect timing, you can win every time you read a list of your favorite curse. Unless you appear in BBC Threee.
In the attached photo, you can see Yazzi screaming in front of the TV, "Do you want to see more Little Britain?"
At the beginning of the line, Yazzi makes a mistake in rhetorical questions:
Yazzi: Customers, what do you think is bad? (At least eight hands rise) Yahtzee:. It is a rhetorical question. Please lower your hand.
Melancholy Flashback Yazu: I can't trust that people like you have the ability to fall in love with this shit.
Yazzi: Okay, at that time, I still didn't know that the boys had to protect delicate emotions. Because it was quite possible that everyone died in a European trench before he was 18 years old. As a result, the necessary lessons on friendship on the anime theme have decreased, and skeletons and racist discrimination have increased. Care Bear: Believe yourself! Cuphead: I believe I hate Japanese!- Yazzi: But I think it's a collective scratch image that the girl in the Ring has the ability to jump out of the screen and start producing comical trombone sounds. [Samara / Sadako leans out of the TV and plays "Parp!" < SPAN> For example, he is a "Knack", a noisy fighter, a problem solved with a lot of beautiful voices, and his life is wrapped in secret. But despite being actually a player character, he is not seen as the main character of the story. Knak guarantees muscles, spirit, advantageous rewards from his own par t-time job, audio book recording, and baby warranty. Eh. A beautiful foam and flat head for Knak to rest beer. Nevertheless, this game focuses on Knack and his dilemma. This may be because Knak is always a buttocks and all the buckets with the Rubiku cube do all the jobs.
- "If you rehearse carefully and create a comical scene at the perfect timing, you can win every time you read a list of your favorite curse. Unless you appear in BBC Threee.
- In the attached photo, you can see Yazzi screaming in front of the TV, "Do you want to see more Little Britain?"
- At the beginning of the line, Yazzi makes a mistake in rhetorical questions:
Yazzi: Customers, what do you think is bad? (At least eight hands rise) Yahtzee:. It is a rhetorical question. Please lower your hand.
Melancholy Flashback Yazu: I can't trust that people like you have the ability to fall in love with this shit.
Yazzi: Okay, at that time, I still didn't know that the boys had to protect delicate emotions. Because it was quite possible that everyone died in a European trench before he was 18 years old. As a result, the necessary lessons on friendship on the anime theme have decreased, and skeletons and racist discrimination have increased. Care Bear: Believe yourself! Cuphead: I believe I hate Japanese!
- Yazzi: But I think it's a collective scratch image that the girl in the Ring has the ability to jump out of the screen and start producing comical trombone sounds. [Samara / Sadako leans out of the TV and plays "Parp!" For example, he is a "Knak", a helpless fighter, a problem solved with a lot of beautiful voice, and his life is wrapped in secret. But despite being actually a player character, he is not seen as the main character of the story. Knak guarantees muscles, spirit, advantageous rewards from his own par t-time job, audio book recording, and baby warranty. Eh. A beautiful foam and flat head for Knak to rest beer. Nevertheless, this game focuses on Knack and his dilemma. This may be because Knak is always a buttocks and all the buckets with the Rubiku cube do all the jobs.
- In the attached photo, you can see Yazzi screaming in front of the TV, "Do you want to see more Little Britain?"
At the beginning of the line, Yazzi makes a mistake in rhetorical questions:
Yazzi: Customers, what do you think is bad? (At least eight hands rise) Yahtzee:. It is a rhetorical question. Please lower your hand.
- Melancholy Flashback Yazu: I can't trust that people like you have the ability to fall in love with this shit.
- Yazzi: Okay, at that time, I still didn't know that the boys had to protect delicate emotions. Because it was quite possible that everyone died in a European trench before he was 18 years old. As a result, the necessary lessons on friendship on the anime theme have decreased, and skeletons and racist discrimination have increased. Care Bear: Believe yourself! Cuphead: I believe I hate Japanese!
- Yazzi: But I think it's a collective scratch image that the girl in the Ring has the ability to jump out of the screen and start producing comical trombone sounds. [Samara / Sadako leans out of the TV and plays "Parp!"
Yahtze: It's a way to be killed by a rampaging vandike: Yes, it hurts, and it's probably not completely wonderful for you, but you can't stay bad, he is basically the ability to create a counterattack This is very attractive because I think it has.
Hob and time in time
Beginning:
(Avatar Yazzy sits sadly in front of the computer), Yatsuts, a chance to settle. There is only one week for a wonderful release to begin. During this time, even if someone has to deal with the indie, you can end your trade ... Hello the audience!- In another introduction corner, you will be shouting up to the Dokkoku Literary Club! "Powerful manga pornography". The comment probably encouraged many remarks in the actual review, and was convinced that Yahtzi would eventually play the game. See below for details.
- Yahtze: Hob is very cool with the set tasks: Wandering adventure air, hidden targets, boring, [YAKHTZI falls asleep in one scene] and research on the ruins of fort and village. In the past, powerful, sad, [it falls asleep in another scene], an air grat, [Impress the gas on the belly of Yakhtzi falling asleep again] Unfortunately for nightmares. [Don't misunderstand, hobhob: Similarly, think of it as sour, Yats. Yafuchi: Great, you don't seem to misunderstand me!
Yahoo: Finally, the title "A Hat in Time" downloaded another game with a small Baldo flag. First, the title is useless! "The hat in time." Ahatin Time "The moment I put these lyrics, I felt like I was biting the edge of a plastic cup.
2018 Episodes
2018, Quarter 1
Donald Trump: Wait (with a terrible expression). It seems that I forgot, but now I'm called like this.- Avatar Burzy: (I'm afraid, looking at the abov e-mentioned Yuk a-Rayley) Bloomy!
- Another comparison at the expense of Yuk a-Rayley:
- This is a kick start-plan that promises to call the spirit of a retro 3D platformer-plan, which causes a special restless foam lying on the road: "Yuka-Rei-Rei-Rei-Re! Yuka-Rei-Rei
- 1. Destroy a man 2. Find luggage 3. Fallen cats 4. Eat swing 5. Learn sel f-esteem
Yazzi: But there are general standards that classify which games are better than other games. When I woke up on Thursday afternoon, I thought, "Oh, you should play that boring hob game more." On Friday afternoon, "Oh, I'm already in Hatt y-time!" I'm going to jump on a penguin! ] I stroked my chin while playing the hob and "Well, there is a very good atmosphere. It's a wonderful, secret job about the too many civilization." Then I play Hatty Time, but it's interesting. 。 interesting? It's funny. interesting. Yes, I remembered. This is no longer the obligation we own, and the word "fun" is connected to a padlock with a chain, and the scene is switched to Birthday, a two devils wearing a ritual hat. Isn't it something to disappear to the 20th anniversary and be replaced by serious concerns about economic stability? [Yazzi's avatar: "I'm disappointed with my stock performance.]
Super Mario Odyssey
Kupa's evil plan to abduct a princess and want a wedding is described as "cute":
Bowser is a faithful and burning tyrant lizard, and he is not going to give birth to a private child! How do you explain to your parents?
List of important things that Bowser prepares for a wedding:- Venue dinner invitation Gump suit
Mario: Be patient!
- This is the city world itself. By the way, there are people who are close to reality in City World, but as far as I know, who is Mario? A terribly deformed hair pigmy? (In the attached photo, one of the "ordinary" people shouted to Mario, "Leave this chibi!" And silently crawl and escape.) It is a mere brand without a tone, and is one of the reasons that can be compared to almost anything at first glance. Look at the approximation of dinosaurs that can only be seen in the first world for 2 minutes. < SPAN> 1. Destroy a man 2. Find luggage 3. Fallen cats 4. Eat swing 5. Learn sel f-esteem
Yazzi: But there are general standards that classify which games are better than other games. When I woke up on Thursday afternoon, I thought, "Oh, you should play that boring hob game more." On Friday afternoon, "Oh, I'm already in Hatt y-time!" I'm going to jump on a penguin! ] I stroked my chin while playing the hob and "Well, there is a very good atmosphere. It's a wonderful, secret job about the too many civilization." Then I play Hatty Time, but it's interesting. 。 interesting? It's funny. interesting. Yes, I remembered. This is no longer the obligation we own, and the word "fun" is connected to a padlock with a chain, and the scene is switched to Birthday, a two devils wearing a ritual hat. Isn't it something to disappear to the 20th anniversary and be replaced by serious concerns about economic stability? [Yazzi's avatar: "I'm disappointed with my stock performance.]
Super Mario Odyssey
Kupa's evil plan to abduct a princess and want a wedding is described as "cute":- Bowser is a faithful and burning tyrant lizard, and he is not going to give birth to a private child! How do you explain to your parents?
- List of important things that Bowser prepares for a wedding:
- Venue dinner invitation Gump suit
- Mario: Be patient!
This is the city world itself. By the way, there are people who are close to reality in City World, but as far as I know, who is Mario? A terribly deformed hair pigmy? (In the attached photo, one of the "ordinary" people shouted to Mario, "Leave this chibi!" And silently crawl and escape.) It is a mere brand without a tone, and is one of the reasons that can be compared to almost anything at first glance. Look at the approximation of dinosaurs that can only be seen in the first world for 2 minutes. 1. Destroy a man 2. Find luggage 3. Fallen cats 4. Eat swing 5. Learn sel f-esteem
Yazzi: But there are general standards that classify which games are better than other games. When I woke up on Thursday afternoon, I thought, "Oh, you should play that boring hob game more." On Friday afternoon, "Oh, I'm already in Hatt y-time!" I'm going to jump on a penguin! ] I stroked my chin while playing the hob and "Well, there is a very good atmosphere. It's a wonderful, secret job about the too many civilization." Then I play Hatty Time, but it's interesting. 。 interesting? It's funny. interesting. Yes, I remembered. This is no longer the obligation we own, and the word "fun" is connected to a padlock with a chain, and the scene is switched to Birthday, a two devils wearing a ritual hat. Isn't it something to disappear to the 20th anniversary and be replaced by serious concerns about economic stability? [Yazzi's avatar: "I'm disappointed with my stock performance.]
Super Mario Odyssey- Kupa's evil plan to abduct a princess and want a wedding is described as "cute":
Bowser is a faithful and burning tyrant lizard, and he is not going to give birth to a private child! How do you explain to your parents?~List of important things that Bowser prepares for a wedding:
- Venue dinner invitation Gump suit
- Mario: Be patient!
- Yavtsi: In Dark Souls, you don't suddenly see a cartoon mushroom man. We continue.
The Evil Within 2
This is an observation of the Corporation's evil plan, the root of which is the kidnapping of the daughter Sebastian, who is not yet dead: Please note that this is because Sebastian survived in the first game, not to give him influence. (The daughter Torve, a Corporation agent, notices Sebastian in the background and remarks, "I'm glad to see you here!")Moreover, I am embarrassed by the relationship between the real world and the virtual world. Doesn't everyone in the virtual world have a physical body in the real world? Then why can we only meet Sebastian in the connected room? Why doesn't the outside interlocutor fit the body of a traffic violator and stick an ice axe in his nose? We help a man escape from the virtual world. They escape, wake up in the real world, and politely ask the megacorporation not to shoot right away?
The virtual world gave them the opportunity for literally limitless creativity. Megacorporations are to blame, but it's not boring! "You can't just build gingerbread buildings. What will market research say? They will say: NYAM-WEM!" Middle-earth: Shadow of War- Yavtsi talks about the weaknesses of orcs:
Some are weak to arrows, some are afraid of flying, some are afraid of public speaking. (On a stage with a pupiter where a dozen tuxedoed obstacles sit).
If you try to call a bodyguard, there'll be an enemy captain in his place, swinging a wheelie next to you, and the bodyguard will still show up, but will betray you because he's tired of worrying about his own wheelie being applied to things.
And you and the orcs you fought to the death with have to stand and listen to paragraphs of menacing jokes they've probably been practicing for days. (An orc imp comes in and asks, "Are you late?" and is gagged by another orc imp.) And now I wonder who's training these orcs, because one of them knew the meaning of the metaphor in the opening speech. Are some liberal arts professors arguing that eradicating ignorance of advanced linguistic techniques is also an essential fight?- Assassin's Creed Origins
Yahtzee sums it up:
- Assassin's Creed was once an interesting historical adventure series, but now it's part of Ubisoft's collective sandbox, a pile of mediocrity that haunts us every year like a monster in a Stephen King book. The company took some time off to figure out how to bring back the magic, and after two years of contemplation, they've completed a prequel subtitled "Origins." Whoever is responsible for keeping Ubisoft's creative team from committing mass suicide probably isn't paid enough! I was going to make this joke: When is Assassin's Creed: Reloaded and Assassin's Creed: Revelations coming out? Because I honestly forgot they were already making this game.
- Triple-A games are now just a platform for blatant attempts to extort money from idiots who can't even open a can of beans without closing their eyes and yet somehow remain financially independent. And publishers will say: Just because we put up a giant sign that says "Jump off this cliff and fall to your death on the jagged rocks below" doesn't mean you have to! ". Yeah, but I do disagree, the majority of the game takes place in the shadow of a giant board and the rest takes place on top of a giant board!
Yahtzee then points out how blatantly things like character levels fit into this microtransaction mechanic:
I don't know why it's still possible to offer any character level! This is obviously devastating for immersion in the game, when everyone higher than you is 2 or more values, you will smear your element with a little paste, even if you can meet stealth sculp. It is possible to think that a hidden knife in the throat of breathing will be the decisive argument, the same autonomy as many push-ups they created during the day.- Don't think that the circumstances of the origin of the assassination command will closely change the formula either. I remember being deeply disappointed in the scene where Bayek's owner sends him a hidden knife and says, "This is an ancient tool." Hey, this place is ancient.
- I wonder if Ubisoft thinks that we are now expected to see Assassin's Creed shipfights, as a result of Assassin's Creed shipfights were also in Black Flag and were a small light of fun flickering firmly from inside Ubisoft's drill mass? |You can do it so that you can really come across as you can, in fact, we promise, anyone can quickly just ignore these seemingly exactly how {} people! And now I've listed what I liked in the greasy orange bag! Nice view. Awesome. Remove Falcon support and minicart and search - works pretty well, but it prepares very small features of the target including no minimars, and all quantitative evaluations mean that the screen still sprinkles with feces... Oh, how unpleasant! This list of things I like is somehow transformed into a list of complaints!
- Sonic Forces
Get ready for Yahtzee to say "YAAAY!" With boxing art-like looks inscribed with "Sonic Sodomy".
Sonic, Fat, Knuckles and Amy are depicted in real animal form with a slight hedgehog color change, and even a real bee with emoticons ("Charmy the Fucking Bee") appears.
"You're not funny, Sonic Hedgehog. You went into the school cafeteria full of confidence, talking like a boring teenager reading a joke book about his mother and convinced that you couldn't leave with a one-piece drawer up your ass."
Yatze explains their own definition of assertiveness:
. Finally, Dr. Robotnik [pictured holding two moustache brushes] - yes, we note that we've now met the official, but the kid who came up with the GIF-format still says "jif" and he's still catastrophically wrong!
And in fact, regarding Sonic's fatigue, he continued one goal alone, and then he failed again; they talked about the large amounts that were stored in Kutsuuka and tortured him, When we save it, he is the element of the universe and is not injured in any way. I also believe in the fact that the door is not locked! By the way, this part is my beloved rant from this IRGE dialogue, but the only: "The prisoner is stored in a dating school!" ["Someone paid for this sentence." [Someone paid for this sentence. ") Is a prison. It was good to be able to actually see this wonderful resistance information network. Turtle: I helped me on the [Sigin Table] and fell down.- After this, about half of the game will play for Sonic. Will the user's hero grow as a hero? [Sonic Force "breaks in]" No! Sonic! I don't know? Sonic is the coolest! The other half must be held with Sonic, and at the end, very lucky to you, Sonic threatens the hero, and he is basically a "cool man". 。 Subsequently, napkins are prepared and given the opportunity to wipe out personal violent orgasm. [Catzi says, "I was found by my senior!").
"Many possibilities: Characters that have not been verified need to acquire the power and recognition that Sonic already has." In the prize frame frame, the fox is "Sonic," "Touch your beautiful holes. Please have a sign saying.
Star Wars Battle Front II- Beginning
- Yahtze: The video games were sweet and innocent arcade-Remember the heyday of the game [Miss PAKMAN was found in a butterfly, and the inscription for children to collect money bags, "Feedmy" and the era. Open] Who wanted to pump the pocks from boys, not the ability to count the curse from the three characters of the three characters of the three characters of the three characters of the 3 characters of the three characters of the table, in effect, what the merit, wonderful results. [LIK: 12563 My: 9441 Ass: 9320 "] How has everything changed! Star Wars Battle Front II was often seen as a bottle bottle [Micro Day, DLC, Season Pass, Deluxe, Deluxe, Deluxe. Edition], and now they are upset in front of all the rest.
- If you make something like a fucking thing, if you follow the details like a fucking, the first shi t-like behavior will be agile and normal. Listen to EA's advice: If you're betraying your partner's sister, let's fuck her experimental rabbit.
- This is also a response to "Stinger" with the lines of "EA is a fucking, EA guinea pigs are also fucking."
Immediately before this sentence, it pointed out that this was an "more and more popular strategy", and the comments were added to a large photo of Donald Trump and a large "Image Unrelated" tag.
And just before that
Seriously, EA is a shit. You've been ahead, Yatsu! ]. Then, casually hit!
We start as Eden Versio. Eden is a commando and a strong supporter of the evil empire (Eden loves the paste of Palpatine's paste and says "very dirty"]. [A devil wearing a cowboy hat appears at a bus stop near Yazzi, "Would you like to buy Versio? She flew around the galaxy, and headed to the command with two team members: Del Miko, [Nehe]] A little geeky man with the word "quiet" in the name, [Say like a mouse ", Husk, [Longee" is the name "" "The word" donkey "] Husk salutes and says "Heil!" [The Empire goes on their way, and a man like Palpatine pierces the lightsaber into the place where you know, and says, "Oh, I'm a slap." Versio flies to the other side and kills Husk in a boss battle at one point. And a creepy man mimicking the corpse of Carry Fisher will call her a "cool man"! It will threaten with fist.- I want to comment on the ending of Battle Front II, but there seems to be no ending. I don't think there is. But don't worry. According to the caption of text, the story will continue in multiplayer. Well, I did my best! I worked hard and asked, but they put farts and threw them on my face! The story campaign was poor! I thought it would be a pity that I had to deal with an ugly neighbor who took a micropay before washing dishes! I didn't know he liked 3P!
Stormtrooper: (Standing near the Iwalk's house, the sign saying "I went for lunch" was hanging down).
South Park: It's broken, but the whole < Span> this is also a response to the "Stinger" with the lines of "EA, EA's guinea pigs are also fucking."
Immediately before this sentence, it pointed out that this was an "more and more popular strategy", and the comments were added to a large photo of Donald Trump and a large "Image Unrelated" tag.
And just before that
Seriously, EA is a shit. You've been ahead, Yatsu! ]. Then, casually hit!- We start as Eden Versio. Eden is a commando and a strong supporter of the evil empire (Eden loves the paste of Palpatine's paste and says "very dirty"]. [A devil wearing a cowboy hat appears at a bus stop near Yazzi, "Would you like to buy Versio? She flew around the galaxy, and headed to the command with two team members: Del Miko, [Nehe]] A little nerdy man with the word "quiet" in the name, [Say like a mouse ", Husk, [Longee" is the name "The word" donkey "] Husk salutes and says "Heil!" [The Empire goes on their way, and a man like Palpatine pierces the lightsaber into the place where you know, and says, "Oh, I'm a slap." Versio flies to the other side and kills Husk in a boss battle at one point. And a creepy man mimicking the corpse of Carry Fisher will call her a "cool man"! It will threaten with fist.
I want to comment on the ending of Battle Front II, but there seems to be no ending. I don't think there is. But don't worry. According to the caption of text, the story will continue in multiplayer. Well, I did my best! I worked hard and asked, but they fell and threw on my face! The story campaign was poor! I thought it would be a pity that I had to deal with an ugly neighbor who took a micropay before washing dishes! I didn't know he liked 3P!
Stormtrooper: (Standing near the Iwalk's house, the sign saying "I went for lunch" was hanging down).
South Park: It's broken, but the whole thing is also a resonating line in "Stinger", "EA is a fucking, EA guinea pigs are also fucking."Immediately before this sentence, it pointed out that this was an "more and more popular strategy", and the comments were added to a large photo of Donald Trump and a large "Image Unrelated" tag.
2018, Quarter 2
- And just before that
Seriously, EA is a shit. You've been ahead, Yatsu! ]. Then, casually hit!
We start as Eden Versio. Eden is a commando and a strong supporter of the evil empire (Eden loves the paste of Palpatine's paste and says "very dirty"]. [A devil wearing a cowboy hat appears at a bus stop near Yazzi, "Would you like to buy Versio? She flew around the galaxy, and headed to the command with two team members: Del Miko, [Nehe]] A little geeky man with the word "quiet" in the name, [Say like a mouse ", Husk, [Longee" is the name "" "The word" donkey "] Husk salutes and says "Heil!" [The Empire goes on their way, and a man like Palpatine pierces the lightsaber into the place where you know, and says, "Oh, I'm a slap." Versio flies to the other side and kills Husk in a boss battle at one point. And a creepy man mimicking the corpse of Carry Fisher will call her a "cool man"! It will threaten with fist.- I want to comment on the ending of Battle Front II, but there seems to be no ending. I don't think there is. But don't worry. According to the caption of text, the story will continue in multiplayer. Well, I did my best! I worked hard and asked, but they fell and threw on my face! The story campaign was poor! I thought it would be a pity that I had to deal with an ugly neighbor who took a micropay before washing dishes! I didn't know he liked 3P!
- "In fact, this subtitle contains wise jokes. It's broken, but it looks like this: You can't actually own it, it's actually fragmented and solid. Oh, a wis e-sessio n-letters is a wis e-session of the South Park. What is my glasses in the morning and my favorite mineral?
- After a detailed explanation, Yakti called the game "South Park: defenseless anus." He also calls the game by other names: broken buttocks, damaged sphincter, cut sphincter and injection rectum.
- [While preparing donuts with the "Simpsons" time track, he loses more bits in the skin and meat every time he rotates in real time, which is equal to those who are dragging behind the car. While raising, he hits a man, but he never dies Elemental, sexual intercourse!
Top 5 2017
While five best prizes other than BAD games are represented by sweets, cakes and tasteful prizes, prizes other than BAD games hate Brussels cabbage, rat catching, slug, fucking, and hideout pie. Represented by what to do.
A sel f-proclaimed singer who is tweeted at the beginning of the record and is humorous. I can't trust this without looking at it. However, there is only a clumsy raspberry blow for a dumb game.
It is easy to miss, but Yazzi shows a bad nightmare in "Outlast II", which smells the smell of his wet dog in the game.- This issue (Destiny 2):
In fact, it's a pity that the top space in the list has become unable to borrow, but there is something attractive in the third space of mediocre competition.
- However, "Assassin's Creed Origins" is useless. Along with these games such as "PREY" (2017) and "Horizon Zero Dawn", it will be in the category of "Dasadority that is not enough for a list of dumb games", but this is the ability to settle with the most lazy games. I think I have it.
A dumb scenery that occasionally open up the road in a dumb line with a dazzling line with a dazzling goldfish. A friend of a friend who has developed priority to a person who has a pretty ridiculous idea of a sexy scene that does not fit in Cinemax, but it is inevitable. More similar to the masse effect: Brand-Romeda, am I correct?
Sorry, I actually hurt you, will, but to be honest: you hurt me first. Next, the excellent Saints Row series, their upcoming game had to freeze one of them on target, but they obviously went to the agent with all the energy and thought of mayhem they created for their implementation, a bit like time had been turned on the wrist and said "Coopid-bugpide-bugpide-bugpide-bukh".- Computer: Think about it, he actually settled on this yachtji: No no no.
The game's aggregation of its precedent, in fact the religion of the sage, leads to a brief consideration of this issue:
As is the case with almost all polytheism, it makes you think about why Christianity, for example, lasted so long while all other religions were clearly more cheerful, including the most trivial study of Shintoism. Do you actually understand that, for example, Actress, the sun goddess, argued with Tsukuyumi, the moon god, and Tsukuyumi got fed up with that sort of thing, so the food goddess pulled a banquet out of her ass? This is not mysterious, but devastatingly moving. More than the "bread and fish" nonsense.
Then, when Yakti decides on some particle effects:- The action is full of effects every day, it's not clear why it's actually a flower bursting out of our main hero's ass every day. Amaterasu, then you wouldn't do this if you were anywhere near Tsukuyumi. You can imagine how he relates to the wonders of the rectum.
This is probably the sweetest way to express "slow". This is not a wet slag-like pace on concrete. This is "slow". Not premature ejaculation, but "the thoroughness of biological time". [But this is "slow". Not "slow" but "languid". This is not a urine stain on pants, but a "zone of concentrated moisture".
PlayerUnknown's Battling
All in one acronym he invented for PUBG.
After meeting a racist in voice chat, he declared that the game obliges players to unashamedly support genocide.
He appreciates the game's diminishing land boundaries for the fact that combat eventually sprouts below the line.- "Don't lie, you idiot! If someone shoots at you, it means you have to rush like a demon. You know, lying brings sorrow in the end."
- Of course, I started dying a lot, but it's annoying because I didn't spend that much time in any game. It's hell to throw the game and start something different. I ended up pretty tired of pulling this one.
- At the beginning of the video, Yahtzee admits that in his review "Between Hob and Time" he quickly realized that DDLC was too hasty to be the next romance visual novel. But this does not mean that he is ready to give her at least an ounce of confidence anytime soon:
- Some time ago, I wanted to say that it seems that a huge number of anime manifestations appear in the steam, just like marauders appear on the battlefield. And I illustrated this thesis with a screenshot of the game that first came to mind! And the reaction in the comments section was as if I had accidentally put a beer on the gravestone of a victim of violence. Hunt, if only I knew what I was doing.
- " - the correspondents sang. What? What did I do? Oh, I can't tell you! I'll have to make it up. "Parody play! Got it! Don't worry. (Come on, let's go out with my lawn.)
He is heartily relieved when the game enters the "Idiot City of Fear", where Saeri's depression and subsequent suicide are depicted so realistically that he can't feel at ease.
It's a Groundhog Day-like game where futile attempts to prevent Saeri's death are looped.- Impact and Doom
- During the submission, Yahtzee is confronted with the age-old saying that "choices have consequences":
- For example, if you get bored and stop playing the game, If you decide to stop, you'll have to wait a little longer until you get bored.
- Ocelot's Floating Head: This is what happens when you talk about me.
- In the attached photo, you can see Yazzi screaming in front of the TV, "Do you want to see more Little Britain?"
Corgi: ("Cool Shade") How's it going, baby?
- Monster Hunter World
Summary of the beginning of the game:
This is the case: In the fantasy world where everyone wears all their belongings to escape the baggage inspection at the airport, a new discovery is full of collaborations with all kinds of baggage. Head. Defeat a gorgeous new monster, equip half of the corpse, and kill all your friends with the other half. But that's not the case! He became a friend on a transport ship and tried to exchange hints to compete with incredibly strange brown lines, and the ship encountered something called "Elder Dragon" in the game. But it can only be seen as a huge mass like the mineral nose or a glymas in McDonald's after falling into a restaurant's green strap. The ship crashes, the Elder Dragon will take off the sneaky plan and revenge before starting your work! Well, it's like one of the RPG's wrecked boats that no one dies, so it's not really going to get revenge.
Even favorite games such as "Xcom" and "Aria of Sorrowful Castle Dracula" have played many games that are part of gameplay, such as exploring enemies and putting them into catalogs, but "" "" " Monster Hunter seems to be the only purpose of exploring monsters, and the only way to explore monsters is to hack with a sword during instant anatomy live. The reason why monsters do not sell quarrels, and the reasons for hunting and killing are, "That big monster is in the way of searching! Hey, that big monster is in the way of our exploration. Let's do a good research to study the helpless children! 。Sub Noutica
- Yahtzee says that he had been far away from the goal of playing Subnatica for a while: < SPAN> This is the case: everyone wears all his belongings to escape the baggage inspection at the airport. In the fantasy world that looks like, a group of hunters heads to a new discovery continent full of all kinds of baggage. Defeat a gorgeous new monster, equip half of the corpse, and kill all your friends with the other half. But that's not the case! He became a friend on a transport ship and tried to exchange hints to compete with incredibly strange brown lines, and the ship encountered something called "Elder Dragon" in the game. But it can only be seen as a huge mass like the mineral nose or a glymas in McDonald's after falling into a restaurant's green strap. The ship crashes, the Elder Dragon will take off the sneaky plan and revenge before starting your work! Well, it's like one of the RPG's wrecked boats that no one dies, so it's not really going to get revenge.
Even favorite games such as "Xcom" and "Aria of Sorrowful Castle Dracula" have played many games that are part of gameplay, such as exploring enemies and putting them into catalogs, but "" "" " Monster Hunter seems to be the only purpose of exploring monsters, and the only way to explore monsters is to hack with a sword during instant anatomy live. The reason why monsters do not sell quarrels, and the reasons for hunting and killing are, "That big monster is in the way of searching! Hey, that big monster is in the way of our exploration. Let's do a good research to study the helpless children! 。
- Sub Noutica
Yahtzee tells you that you've been away from the goal of playing Subnatica for a while: that's the way to write down the baggage at the airport, so everyone wears all your belongings. In the fantasy world, a group of hunters heads to a new discovery continent full of all kinds of baggage. Defeat a gorgeous new monster, equip half of the corpse, and kill all your friends with the other half. But that's not the case! He became a friend on a transport ship and tried to exchange hints to compete with incredibly strange brown lines, and the ship encountered something called "Elder Dragon" in the game. But it can only be seen as a huge mass like the mineral nose or a glymas in McDonald's after falling into a restaurant's green strap. The ship crashes, the Elder Dragon will take off the sneaky plan and revenge before starting your work! Well, it's like one of the RPG's wrecked boats that no one dies, so it's not really going to get revenge.
- Even favorite games such as "Xcom" and "Aria of Sorrowful Castle Dracula" have played many games that are part of gameplay, such as exploring enemies and putting them into catalogs, but "" "" " Monster Hunter seems to be the only purpose of exploring monsters, and the only way to explore monsters is to hack with a sword during instant anatomy live. The reason why monsters do not sell quarrels, and the reasons for hunting and killing are, "That big monster is in the way of searching! Hey, that big monster is in the way of our exploration. Let's do a good research to study the helpless children! 。
- Sub Noutica
- Yahtzee talks about it for a while from the goal of playing Subnatica:
I told myself that I wouldn't stay here for a long time to be involved in the construction of the base. All you have to do is create a scanning room to tell you about the next Seve n-Eleven location. This is necessary for energy, so there is a solar cell. But if you wake up in the middle of the night and want to eat a bad cupcake? Then the violet is good. You also need a small terrarium to feed. There are many things here. Yes, there is a volcanic pool below. It is better to expand the base enough to make a thermal reactor, and then increase the number of rooms a little more. Audience: Hey, Yatsu, are you still playing this game? Yazzi: Who has the courage to pass the October fortress Alpha (with the crown, on the castle)?
Later, he returned when he stabbed the alto tab to Vicky, with the same immersion in Pixus in the sock s-after all, when Pixusha said that he was saying the same thing as a dolphin. Circle.
Finally, when leaving the planet, he looks back on the broken debris of the ship he left. Who immediately shouted, "Great, just left, prostitute."
Yazze: I thought I would apply it to pink and call it a break Edwards, but I thought nobody would understand it.
- Kingdom Cam: Delivalance
"Kingdom Cam" itself is a completely appropriate and catchy name. "
"The fact that not only physical strength but also stamina, as well as stamina, is worsening the situation. In reality, I think so. Later, the number of cros s-fit in the morning will decrease.Joke of shogun
"Henry is interested in the daily acts of medieval farmers, that is, covered in feces. Only clouds are not covered with feces in the Middle Ages, and no one built a pretty big attacking tower. 。
"Choosing a prostagonist's wife, and it is troublesome to change all the scenario," Selling the Duke of Norwegi and dies in childbirth. " That's why everyone is caught by Henry, who thinks he's a newcomer teenager, but he was actually a strong man around the age of 20, and was said to be a middl e-aged man. < SPAN> I told myself that I wouldn't stay here for a long time to be involved in the construction of the base. All you have to do is create a scanning room to tell you about the next Seve n-Eleven location. This is necessary for energy, so there is a solar cell. But if you wake up in the middle of the night and want to eat a bad cupcake? Then the violet is good. You also need a small terrarium to feed. There are many things here. Yes, there is a volcanic pool below. It is better to expand the base enough to make a thermal reactor, and then increase the number of rooms a little more. Audience: Hey, Yatsu, are you still playing this game? Yazzi: Who has the courage to pass the October fortress Alpha (with the crown, on the castle)?2018, Quarter 3
Later, he returned when he stabbed the alto tab to Vicky, with the same immersion in Pixus in the sock s-after all, when Pixusha said that he was saying the same thing as a dolphin. Circle.- Finally, when leaving the planet, he looks back on the broken debris of the ship he left. Who immediately shouted, "Great, just left, prostitute."
- Yazze: I thought I would apply it to pink and call it a break Edwards, but I thought nobody would understand it.
- Kingdom Cam: Delivalance
"Kingdom Cam" itself is a completely appropriate and catchy name. "
"The fact that not only physical strength but also stamina, as well as stamina, is worsening the situation. In reality, I think so. Later, the number of cros s-fit in the morning will decrease.- Joke of shogun
- "Henry is interested in the daily acts of medieval farmers, that is, covered in feces. Only clouds are not covered with feces in the Middle Ages, and no one built a pretty big attacking tower. 。
"Choosing a prostagonist's wife, and it is troublesome to change all the scenario," Selling the Duke of Norwegi and dies in childbirth. " That's why everyone is caught by Henry, who thinks he's a newcomer teenager, but he was actually a strong man around the age of 20, and was said to be a middl e-aged man. I told myself that I wouldn't stay here for a long time to be involved in the construction of the base. All you have to do is create a scanning room to tell you about the next Seve n-Eleven location. This is necessary for energy, so there is a solar cell. But if you wake up in the middle of the night and want to eat a bad cupcake? Then the violet is good. You also need a small terrarium to feed. There are many things here. Yes, there is a volcanic pool below. It is better to expand the base enough to make a thermal reactor, and then increase the number of rooms a little more. Audience: Hey, Yatsu, are you still playing this game? Yazzi: Who has the courage to pass the October fortress Alpha (with the crown, on the castle)?
Later, he returned when he stabbed the alto tab to Vicky, with the same immersion in Pixus in the sock s-after all, when Pixusha said that he was saying the same thing as a dolphin. Circle.- Finally, when leaving the planet, he looks back on the broken debris of the ship he left. Who immediately shouted, "Great, just left, prostitute."
- Yazze: I thought I would apply it to pink and call it a break Edwards, but I thought nobody would understand it.
Kingdom Cam: Delivalance
- "Kingdom Cam" itself is a completely appropriate and catchy name. "
- Joke of shogun
- "Henry is interested in the daily acts of medieval farmers, that is, covered in feces. Only clouds are not covered with feces in the Middle Ages, and no one built a pretty big attacking tower. 。
- Kingdom Cam Delivery: Now, I believe you look closely and don't change the inclination of the blade. I have a light shuffle light young man before and after, like a fox monkey on the tide, and I am planning to put his six tension into your ears. !
- Visitor: Oh, but Yats! Of course this is a very interesting RPG! Why is it the first step that you don't play characters that are not focused on direct battles? Yakti: Oh, that's right. If your view is as stunning like a crystal cave stimulant and there is no aiming grid for you, you have the appearance of the shooter, for example, if you pack an arrow in the fifth point of a cat, forced it. Will you end more you to make a fart?
- Metal gear survives
- Yahtzee, with the entire review, does not mean what it is compared to Kojima's past games, but to consider that metal gears are surviving according to his personal positive elements. His conclusion is "sometimes not boring"
It's a great job, Konami! I don't need a silent hill. Your business strategy has the power to scare me, become poor, and sometimes be covered with bloody mud.
Hot coffee- Return to all beloved Jingla!
- Repeated implementation of the text "Claker".
The conquest of the universe and the death of this interference fool Flash Gordon-"Publisher is" in a legal omission in hoping to abduct resources in all worlds to build a new planet in a non-successful gold. Like a somewhat disguised casino, "but for a relatively long time they have been involved in a serious and necessary discussion! "The head of leaving the game, nurturing a hammer with the evil beard and fist.
A simple presentation from a honest heresy rock star about the origin of a mini game.
Yahtzee: Initially, rock stars are all mischievous crackers' jobs, and they can blame them more than the producer of the simulator for the clumsy sketch of a teenager on the handle. What I mentioned was not yet clear, in fact, it was actually done by remodelin g-this is a file that has been included once, and the variable "Enable HoribleMinigame" has been changed with zero output per unit. Ta.
- Yahtzee: In fact, the people are happy to leave a blatant image of affection, mainly from the inside of the innocent simulator of the murder of police officers, mainly from the troyal horses. The guardian of moral, once, once made their own characteristic attacks.
Yazzi: Who was eventually injured with hot coffee and made a profit from rock star sanctions? You don't need to guess! In 2007, the company's lawsuit was settled, and tak e-two agreed to pay the injured customers on the one day to buy a meal in McDonald's. However, there were less than 2. 700 people submitted invoices by June 2008. "Oh, how shocking!" Apparently, people don't seem to be trying to protect their morals as before. " God, is it my suspicious Rolex turn? I have to run away! " Yes, for example, if you want aristocracy, and if it is a reasons for maintaining moral panic, it's because of somehow the shadow of the shadow is preparing a lot of money. In the case: What is the basis and what? Recently, there is a DC movie star system.
- Continue to Freeman
While talking about his scenaries, he feels a great disappointment at a time:
As a result, Mitchell destroys Freeman with Harvester. Revenge performed by legitimate defense has gained priority over revenge that makes humanity slaves !!! Model hamburger XXQUIOTXX iwolfy_boy- Design: Shrimp named Simon
- Yazzi:. I don't take it into consideration, but it will be possible to blame John Romero. John Romero: Where is my bitch?
The spirit of fairy tale
Yazzi talks about his own game experiment in "VERMINTIDE II":Yahtzee: I played for a while, but there were a lot of cheers. The moderator seemed to be appealing, "Isn't this the basic left 4 dead?" Steam: No. This is "Vermintide II". It is a completely different title. Yazzi: No, not all. Basically it is Left 4 dead. There are many hordes of weak enemies, there are volunteers, smokers, and spitter. Steam: Don't playfully, Yats! Left 4 dead is a shooting game, and this game has a lot of combat between people! Yats: Oh, literally. Isn't this "Left 4 Dead 2"? Only normal operations by level, loot box, craft, and live service. It's not the best sales method, right? I liked "Yeah, children! Left 4 Dead 2", but did you want to be more despised?
Ghost of a Tale sounds like a pun, but I've read it 8 times in a square. There are ghosts, and most of the characters have tails, but if it's a pun, the cardboard box of cooked dead fish is the "harem." (Avatar Yahtzee briefly examines the cardboard box of cooked dead fish and begins to unbutton his pants).Tiro's Wife: (while being petted by Tiro) You're tiny.
- On the other hand, the rats are outwardly good, but are as likely to be cunning, thieving cowards as we are in our secret actions. And I hate their big noses and their monopoly on world finance.... (Yahtzee's avatar has a Hitler moustache and hairdo) Wait, what was I talking about?
- Yahtzee finds Leo's nose "distractingly big," and for once refuses to portray him as one of the characters without a nose, instead including Leo's nose as a prominent feature.
The "distract the guards" puzzle is almost gone upon escape.
All over Mexico? He must be pretty fat.
- An overlong Yahtzee joke about where the next Far Cry will be set (an isolated area with too many weapons and a charismatic psychopath leading a group of foolish followers).
Yahtzee: Ah, hello rural America! Hiding under Canadian skirts!
Ni no Kuni: Revenant Kingdom
- "Ni no Kuni: Revenant Kingdom is unfortunately not a game about a society ruled by giant missile-firing skeletons, but a typical, gimmick-filled, anime-style fantasy JRPG, which is a bit of a frustrating title."
Yahtzee likens Roland to Bill Clinton, and young Roland to the same Bill Clinton, but with a red-face sticker and anime haircut.
This leads to a post-credit sequence where two little Bill Clintons with blush stickers and anime hairstyles approach Monica Lewinsky and the courtroom.- Just before dying, the president is transported to a fantasy world, the bedroom of a little prince with cat ears. It's one thing to say, but it's one to save for the hearings, Mr. President.
At this point, I was more reluctant than an instant adhesive enthusiast who did squid in the surfing contest, but he was invited to Evan, who was abandoned by the president, but this is next to it. It is very similar to the written "Naive". -When I sent it to a harmless room and said that the prince intends to find one of the best kingdom in Blackjack and the prostitute, I noticed a frozen feeling. And I thought: "Don't make such a fool! I want to be President Kick Aus! He has a clever, talented, traces of darkness, and overall becoming a great leader. It may have been written by someone with an ol d-fashioned idea, but again, the protagonist must draw the arc, for example, like the McDonald's logo. In the arc, if you don't, you will soon go to the bank if you unlock the character that allows the normal group size. There was no meaning now!
Each major city has a tyranny ruler and each problem, but of course, all of the basic reasons for all major cities are the giant bad guys falling them with evil purple juice. It's just that you did it. When I say "bad", I think it actually means "contrary to Evan's profits." I don't really want to throw pebbles into the "good / bad" area. Of course, Evan. You're just trying to achieve "peace". The problem is the unscrupulous type that does not want to be a slave. As long as they calm down and stand in space until President Kick Aus slaughtered them, the universe will appear in no time.
End extinction "and" Titan's attack
2018, Quarter 4
Why did you make a tw o-book? Someone blamed that the game was imitating AOT, and Jazzy began watching the latter gameplay video.- And here, I thought, "Hey, this looks interesting." In fact, what I want to do most now is the same. Look, everything is a double evaluation.
His evaluation of a similar Titans was that they did what they really were in Ankanny Valley, and said, "Someone revived all the bad monsters that have been done on the RPG character customization screen. He says it is something like. ... "
There are so many characters, and almost everything expands in the future. "Let's arrange everything we can!" "I will try to arrange as much as possible!" "Let's make everything we can!" Burn the cater◊God of War (2018)
- Yahtzee comment on "Slow Start"
[The game) begins with Kratos brings back a piece of wood to cremate the owner. The way of games that claim that you have to press or move forward to survive this beautiful movie shooting is as if you have a cursed option as if we were cursed. 。 I don't want to smell the smell of the corpse in the fire because I have such an ability! In the actual fence, I think it may seem like anything else!
Audience: Yats, you haven't said about the game yet. Yats: Yes, great. This game is quite good for a wide view, and let's get over it to see if you can get a souvenir card that will get boring to the neighbor of Crate when you return home. I felt like I was. Visitor: I was able to learn about fighting overall. And I think the affair between Kratos and his growing pubic hairy lice was quite well written, and even if their situation was slightly delayed for the open world, their mutual growth over time. To chase was a great attraction of the plot. Visitors: Yatsuts, please tell us about the battle. Yats: Battle alone is not enough! Are you satisfied with this?
- Yakuza 6: Life Song
Yuts point out that the plot of this game can be replaced by Kiryu basically that he inadvertently broke the complicated illegal plot:
Section 1: Completed, completed. Chief 2: Completed, completed. (Kiryu: Wearing clothes) I found a toilet.- If you are fair, you can call it the same victory "Yazzi". For example, everything is absurd, and what he is actually thinking is because of the fact that he never cooks. Kazuma Kiryu never rides on a huge robot Bronto Saurus or slides his tail like "Flint Stone". Kiryu: Wilma (to do the instructions)!
There is nothing more effective to catch and swing around. Basically, it breaks the nonsense like a high fiber food. If you don't have a bench, if you keep defeating with a drop kick, even the lasbos will be a crying bug and a bitch of one shirt. Do you not notice, Kiryu Kazuma? The store was for you from the beginning!
Yazze: The centerpiece of this time is a min i-game "Sexy Internet Chat", a video of a sexy woman appearing, giving hints, "You are Sexy Lady" or "AND" MMM Beautiful Breasts "". Is Kazuma Kiryu, who put out in uppercase and won the lower left text, smiles in a fierce smile and confront the villain of the traitor.Silent Hill 4: The Room
- The word "silenthill" was frequently used, and after the meaning was lost, Jazzy began to be called "Bumboon".
- Walter: (in Henry's apartment) Mother, I need $ 20. Henry: When do you find a job?
Conan: Exile
Jakhti calls this game "Conan: Sex Enhanies" and "Textile for the Intestines".
Great return of Tonki!How to put shelters, objects, and places in place:
However, I found a quiet place suitable for bass camps, which is convenient for going to rivers and local spider caves and "stones, trees and bushes", and began to move on technology. "Let's make a stone pick: 1 piece of wood, 5 stones." I was surprised. "Make a sleeping bag: 1 piece of wood, 5 leaves. Create a wooden storage box: 100 wooden pieces ...". Hey, hey, hey, hey! It was a bloody leap! All you need is a closet to store your legs, and you don't need a flirty wardrobe like the regent period with a free portal in Narnia! "Now, let's build a leather factory." What is the brick!? What is it for a brick? Put it on the gravel road? I hit the stone. "- Fripper House / Far Lonely Sails
"Thank you for review, Yazzi. Now, explain and apologize for the review of Mother Fucking Flipper!
"And if you deal with your business and be more important, you can start buying your home if you get a lot of money.
- "This should be a" simulator swimming around the house "and should not be a" drunk controller simulator. "
In the review of Fur, Yahtzee is a review of "Lone Sails", which is the essence of this game that focuses on driving a frozen giant roadster, like whitening teeth in a rough area. Considering the improper sounds, I imagine that I are sitting in such a vehicle and singing:
- Detroit: Become a human
start:
Yazzi: Yeah! A new game of David Cage? Get a bingo card: Android games that know how to behave like a human? Finally, I came to write what David Cage knows (laughs).- Let's get a bingo card "
Bindigo's prophecy B1. Incredible modern interior design I1. The hero is a strange G1 face. Very inappropriate sexual / romantic content O1. Kiss / No n-B2. B2. Banmin, "Incident Scine" O2. Unreasonably complicated input request B3. Toilet break! IK3. Bad weather N3. Melodrama! (Free space) G3. Homeless has established a secret society O3. The rich are bad i4. The poor are bad only when they smoke N4 drugs. David Cage shows off the G4 fetish. The dialogue of O4 is mysteriously terrible. Is the exploration yet? Bad Pussy B5. There is no risk on the "risky" road. I5. NPC is grinning with N5 without meaning. A global incident is occurring behind the G5. O5 twist that is surprisingly obvious. Surprisingly stupid development
David Cage's weapon is one of the big hammer engraved on the side with "MMMELODRAMA!" It is a big hammer carved. Every time, his situation is like a simulator of rampaging human suffering written by a man who has never met others. Well, I think you basically know that he met Elliott Page. If you know, take the devil. He is probably reporting this with his business card. Also, even if the situation is melancholy, it does not mean that it is bottomless or difficult. Despair has a moment: We are in a miserable way to worry about how to declare a ugly man in a devastated house, who is directly in a lon g-term drug beating. How to leave. In the middle of the characters in these games, they invented the excuse of Bill Bixby and did not leave the game in any episode. He looks like an attacker from the series, doesn't succumb to the stupid explanation, so he smiles almost unconditionally on his nipples.
- I love both West World and David Cage, but for you, you didn't need a catastrophic surprise!
Impression of "stealth mechanic" by Yazu creator:
Creator: For example, we are a stealth guide, which means that if you quickly pull a monster with a vagin a-shaped face, you will hear your voice and bite your personality. I think. But even if you take care of it slowly, you can hear your voice and add it for you. Yahtzi: No. Indeed, the basic foundation is missing, the pain. Creator: Oh, that's right. What about this cash? There is no doubt about how it actually works. If you escape from the vagina and hide, the monster's vagina catches up, finds your nipple and grills. Wait, I got lost, what did you talk about?
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This is related to the gag in which a vagina monster with a melon in exchange for the chest and a pin in return speaks his head. Then, they dissect their bszi and cut off their necks.
Pain reflects on the fact that the expression psychological fear is very simple in our days. Yes, chikusho, decrypt, fucking woman!
- Price: At the time of writing, Wikisytaken quotes a higher part, and the last sentence has a link to the image and macro.
- Executive Director No. 1: We are making a sequel to MOSHONKONKOY E-Do you want to hear the most of them, forgetting like Teabagger Rage (2011)? Contractor No. 2: Yes, I think this must be so. Contract employee No. 1: Haha, that's right. [Oh, the devil, if you find it again, it will be useless.
Yahtze: Numerous games have been announced at Microsoft Conference! Cyberpunk 2077? Just 4? Metro Exodus? Shadow of the Tomb Raider? Wow, this is all Xbox exclusive software, Microsoft? Microsoft Certified: Microsoft: No, not all Xbox exclusive software! Microsoft: That's right.
And on the brand new trailer, most of the terrible dialogue that looks like Batman Arkam Alam, only Spide r-Man's fucking attacker. And this is obviously not Spide r-Man 2. Due to the fact that Spide r-Man 2 was a game, it is not a bundle of disinfected scenarios.
- What are you! Am I insane? Assassin's Creed Syndicate] was so! If you intend to have two games, what is the meaning of making progressive and innovative luggage? If you are "progressing" where we are already there, this is not "progressive", prostitutes are genius!
- Yahtzee has a good idea that FPS has received the game staff only once at the Bethesda meeting.
Executive Director No. 1: We are making a sequel to MOSHONKONKOY E-Do you want to hear the most of them, forgetting like Teabagger Rage (2011)? Contractor No. 2: Yes, I think this must be so. Contract employee No. 1: Haha, that's right. [Oh, the devil, if you find it again, it will be useless.
Yahtze: Numerous games have been announced at Microsoft Conference! Cyberpunk 2077? Just 4? Metro Exodus? Shadow of the Tomb Raider? Wow, this is all Xbox exclusive software, Microsoft? Microsoft Certified: Microsoft: No, not all Xbox exclusive software! Microsoft: That's right.
And on the brand new trailer, most of the terrible dialogue that looks like Batman Arkam Alam, only Spide r-Man's fucking attacker. And this is obviously not Spide r-Man 2. Due to the fact that Spide r-Man 2 was a game, it is not a bundle of disinfected scenarios.
- What are you! Am I insane? Assassin's Creed Syndicate] was so! If you intend to have two games, what is the meaning of making progressive and innovative luggage? If you are "progressing" where we are already there, this is not "progressive", prostitutes are genius!
Yakhtzi is nervous in terms of sel f-assertion of games. Price: At the time of writing, Wikisytaken quotes a higher part, and the last sentence has a link to the image and macro.
"It is claimed that this year's meeting was held from June 12th to 14th, but as it is, most of the giant young people will hold their own shows in advance. If you were a tangle, you would have made saliva from the nostrils.
Yahtzee has a good idea that FPS has received the game staff only once at the Bethesda meeting.- Executive Director No. 1: We are making a sequel to MOSHONKONKOY E-Do you want to hear the most of them, forgetting like Teabagger Rage (2011)? Contractor No. 2: Yes, I think this must be so. Contract employee No. 1: Haha, that's right. [Oh, the devil, if you find it again, it will be useless.
Yahtze: Numerous games have been announced at Microsoft Conference! Cyberpunk 2077? Just 4? Metro Exodus? Shadow of the Tomb Raider? Wow, this is all Xbox exclusive software, Microsoft? Microsoft Certified: Microsoft: No, not all Xbox exclusive software! Microsoft: That's right.
- And on the brand new trailer, most of the terrible dialogue that looks like Batman Arkam Alam, only Spide r-Man's fucking attacker. And this is obviously not Spide r-Man 2. Due to the fact that Spide r-Man 2 was a game, it is not a bundle of disinfected scenarios.
- What are you! Am I insane? Assassin's Creed Syndicate] was so! If you intend to have two games, what is the meaning of making progressive and innovative luggage? If you are "progressing" where we are already there, this is not "progressive", prostitutes are genius!
Yakhtzi is nervous in terms of sel f-assertion of games.
Creator Dontnod Sorry, Yakhtzi, they are called Echana. Yakhtzi:. Sorry? Creator Dontnod: Eco! This is a special text for vampires! We thought of it! Yakhtzi: That's right! Eco is very similar to the "Alien of the Week" from Doctor Who. For example, or in another way, Jonathan is a doctor by profession and returned after one Universal War, he actually finds, London is plagued by the Spanish Flu and a plague of ghosts, ... Dontnod Creator: Not "Ghouls", but Yahtzee! Rocks! What "rocks" are they really! Dontnod Creator: This is a human tainted with the blood of a ghoul.
Yahtzee: This is a ghoul! Creator Dontnod: We call them rocks.- Agent of Chaos
Yahci: All the members seem unimaginably restricted. Visitor: You're British, Yahci. Yahci: (this time with a SLR) Oh! A bold bite! Get down, you hut! Fish and chips!
Cold-blooded, strict British review video games
Jurassic World: Evolution- The image of an anti-intellectual masquerading as a know-it-all who doesn't like scientists disagreeing with his posts on Facebook or deciding not to vaccinate his children is the most harmful.
- Predators are replaced by chickens, T-Rex wears glasses, gets called stupid and punches ankylosaurus.
- "The time has come. Under a chaotic background. Take the video camera off the highest point, let it shoot in a flowing motion, hang it behind your shoulder, and ask for the family pet or a piece of cream cracker. But this is a deception. Resident Evil: Dead Aim adopted the third-person perspective and target shooting for Resident Evil 4. But Resident Evil 4 had a secondary innovation.
Yahtzee dragged down the first four games as a confused quagmire because Capcom never had a chance to understand what the series should really be.
Resident Evil: Ah, I don't get it. Which is more important, survival or action? Monsters or intrigue? Serious or camp. Yahtzee: Resident Evil 4 forced the hall into silence and slammed the table with a pen. Resident Evil 4: I swear to the action guys, monster guys, and damned souls of hell that I'm more abrupt than Dale Winton in Weekend Caravan.
- Absolutely clearable battlefield and Moonlighter
"This week I actually played with a presenter on a totally accurate battlefield that is considered a hilarious parody of Battle Royale - Archer: in return, to put 100 players on the map, with totally perfect equipment and to reduce their numbers, while only one is left with eyes."
An analogy to having a tab done by a candidate that is basically a parody.
- "Hahaha! Let's make a physics-based battle royale mode for this stupid Ilji for April Fool's! "It's like we fed our guests rubber steaks and the fools didn't stop eating them. Borders No. 1: Hey, I can't chew this steak! Tabug: Yes, hahaha! This is a rubber steak! April fools! Borders No. 1: But I'm trying to eat this steak! I can smell the steak! Tabug: Yes, I forced the steak on, it was necessary, that's why the joke works. BEMS No. 2: Oh, my stomach growls while eating the steak! Listen, you weren't needed... well, beginner... to hell! It's a real steak. Have fun with him. IMP No. 1: Want a steak too? IMP No. 3: Is the steak a bit too big for me? Tabug: Yes! I grill steaks for everyone, this is my life.
- One of four types of columns - gameplay boils down to how to "reach a space with a higher probability".
Some excavations in St. Louis.
2019 Episodes
2019, Quarter 1
Octopath Traveler- Yahtzi barely remembers his eight party members, resorting to naming them by class, not by name or personality. And in this age, he only has a chance to remember six!
- Smart Yahtzi notes how unfinished the characters seem to him, that he himself is an impression, not the usual person model appearance used for characters.
Jakhti calls Chasm the best game.
- Jakhti tries to imitate a scene from This Is The Police 2:
This is my emotion from a scene from This Is The Police 2. I mean, I'm actually imitating a scene from This Is Police right now. I'm doing this right now, right at this moment. Audience, can you really not see how I empathize with the scenes in THIS IS THE POLICE 2? Audience? Audience? Are you listening, audience? You have to listen to understand my emotions from the setting of THIS IS THE POLICE 2! We are a happy couple
Monty - Bleeding - Python "This game is made like Bioshock, and each seemingly ordinary task is contained within 500 fragmented shelters." - Metropolis process - Go to the station - Buy a train ticket - Stab a merchant - Buy flowers - Get money - Settle to work at Asda - Destroy a rival- "But if you are doing an immersive simulator in a triple-A way by the type Bioshock, Prey or Deus ex, is it intentional to generate a central world, if you don't have people to create it manually, everything is actually due to the fact that it's all very busy, is it to print T-shirts for Backstarter's Backstarter? And the answer to this question: "No, no".
"I don't actually believe that because of the procedural design of the sign, the middle of them is raised two feet off the ground and the other middle is stuck in the wall. And now I don't want to pick up any noise, but I remember for myself through the wall, screaming bats trying to score you to death, not elementary, but clearly unsportsmanlike!"
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When he speaks: "We'll have the opportunity to call them, I don't take into account 'stage' or 'level', or 'chapter', if you're pretentious" begins to mean in the manner of Super Mario Brothers.
"Without fear of being misunderstood, being open is great if you're a candy or a leg, but not good enough if you're a cell of the Tigers or a leg of Margaret Thatcher.
In fact, "not-allocated" suggests an unusually small organization:
It's a pretty big title for a story that depicts a rant about three guys who live in a living space consisting of a genius, a half-man, a big-assed, mysterious, fire-loving young man in a cloak, a big hat, and a big plate for sandwiches, and who "read a certain amount of books" The Dresden Files.
Generally, I've lit here until they're saturated like wildcats anymore.
Guacamelee! 2 and Not Tonight Yahtzee also speaks, so his review "2 in 1" is zero Punstation had a theme if it was ever adapted into a theater musical.- Guacamelee! is described as a Metroidvania Mexican workforce, non-union, cheap, hardworking, absolutely blonde, everything, probably everyone gets deported.
- Juan: We met.~Imp Observer: Don't make a fuss, old man! You're about to be old enough to leave meme civilization behind. Yavtsi: [shoots demon with gun] Drugs, customer. I can't get old, I make a living by being cursed in online video games. If I were a chicken, I'd wear the middle of an eggshell on my face until the amniotic fluid came out.
- Yaktsi: But it's even true that the fact that it was, say, crappy forced me to slow down, and instead did this to make my tax return easier.
Visitor: Yavtsi! Are you planning to seriously deal with the game, and at the same time switch off the paper, look a bit like a paper?~It's not tonight, and is accompanied by a visual image of a piece of paper to be cut, and Yavtsi yells, "Hey, cut it again." Nedebar then takes the piece, uses it as a mask, and says:
Yavtsi associated the game with Spider-Man 2 and always called his winners that way:
- So, let's get to the point: is Disney's Marvel's Spider-Man considered the best Spider-Man game over Spider-Man 2? Answer: "Yes, yes...?" FYI, this is my ranking in the 2018 "Most Important Subtext in One Syllable" contest.
We still seem to be running the stealt h-bass of their mother, and understands the components that forcibly operate them in the Arkha m-method. Not: Escalation! The enemy becomes stronger, and if you kill it, you will be scared! If it doesn't happen, it's boring! Idekweight, selection. Isolators, take away. Oops! It's no longer isolated! We lead, isolated, isolated, and select. And what is really nervous is that even if you remove it safely without a warning, half a rudimentary thing in half a case, you will be warned in advance for your convenience, and you have to fight them. I held it for 10 minutes. Carefully, secretly, "I pass through the first circle of a young man, but apparently in any victory, if not, I have an opportunity to burst into Somblero here with sticky hands. You will have it ... "Wave1" is displayed at the top of the screen! Oh, you put your hands on the elementary!
- And continue:
Yahtzee: Finally, the basics of the basics are frankly boring everyday. Well, after all, this is still a superhero stealth. At the same time, you are not a sour horse, sitting behind the box, throwing a distraction, and being immediately destroyed as soon as you are celebrated. Spide r-Man: Hmm. I don't like your cough, Sony's Spide r-Man Spide r-Man Steve Ditoko! Spide r-Man: Well, in fact, what we basically thought about throughout the campaign was to act as a normal human friend, Spide r-Man, squat behind the box, throw an object and distract, and distract. It means that there is a certain number of missions. Ah ... like this. Well, various things! Yahtze: Finally, I will test if I can understand the Disney Spider-Man of InsomniaC games: You are a whistling of the power of the superhero for some irregular compulsory set-sections. Planning a huge ball to cut your own high physical, play for a simple wasabi on the way to test a high wall on your chest? To keep us getting tired?
Don't be sick, Spin-Man, but your attacker is absolutely evil (although it's unusual to be sick). There are only two: "stupid" attacker-Bank kidnapper with a subject that is really doubtful and typical bad guys, for example, if they replace their power with a space, the distinction between friends and friends is distinguished. A "serious" attacker who is considered as a former founder of Peter Parker, who has the duties of Jekill and Hyde. Peter Parker needs to learn to be really attached to an older man. This never ends perfectly.- Fripper House / Far Lonely Sails
An exception to the "situation without origin" criteria is considered the Octopus Doctor, who receives the situation of origin for a certain number of days in front of him. In the 90 million plot mission, you elementally slow down the laboratory, so Doctor Octavius throws another hint, arranges another unusual person with the camera, until you declare, "Damn! In fact, we know he will be a physicist! Japanese tentacles who raped this bastard!"!
Shadow of the Tomb Raider The finish boss, who pays absolutely no attention to the statement that he is a "god", turns out to be quite mortal after all:In the end, the main villain uses an ancient magical gem and turns into a god. He is one of those gods who can be destroyed by slowly walking through the arena with the boss and shooting bullets at him. Yes, Lara probably did not allow himself to find this "not a wand" power at all. They will have a chance to go to Washington and be interrupted immediately by the National Guard. He has no doubt that all these dead Mexicans now know the meaning of their victims, distraught cows! A simple local speaks: "Rebel attackers are bothering us!", Lara replies: "Oh, how horrible! Lara replies!", and then, without any useless questions, pulls people into the bushes and starts cutting nips, as if she had an excuse to start all day.
- Administer another two bullets - +0, 7% of putts - Started shooting all other skins from the field - Makes stomach with a blow to the head - Grows melodious abilities
Dragon Quest XI
- Jakhti explains that Dragon Quest is really a huge luck in the land of the rising sun. He absolutely has not realized this precedent.
I'm a little worried now about what will become of the Japanese, bearing in mind that when a schoolmate confesses that "I actually made a move on the owner of the restaurant," he is brought in with ridicule.
You are in the east of Java, in a typical JRPG "sword and magic fantasy" world. You are the last heir to a dethroned royal palace.- He was discovered in childhood and became an adopted child of farmers. There is a rare bruise in your hand, from which you occasionally grows, grows into a strong and elegant man, has a girlfriend, and when you grow up, a foster parent's minister brings you aside. For now, just as the hero intended by fate will achieve a small mass-just as the backward direction, for example, why you can't wander around the village, fate is fate. Should I think to catch up at some point? "I do not despise this, we will start substantially!
His explanation in the main party.
So we raise our babies, two beautiful women, old people, homosexuals and rea l-sex comics.You go to the royal castle to help the stolen princess, but you are thrown into a dungeon as a result of the fact that the Lord has regenerated the Elder Scroll-series, for example, you need to get an instance with a hero. I think.
- Finally, the Lord is drawn in Patrick Stuart.
I fell into a warm bath at home and fell asleep in a rough world in my dreams. However, I think it is worth noting, but in fact, I submitted this situation in the latter half of this frame, switching the music. Yes, I know that this game is dedicated to the departure of the battle and the 8-bit sound of "Retronostalgia", that is, "Bip, Blap". As a result, almost all the music sounds as if it was made with a min i-cycson 1 6-bit, but still brought out this synthesizer, bleached the brap options 100 %, and stepped on like a grape in a French grape field. It sounds as if he was prompted. As the minute passes, the strings and wind instrument sections make a bun like a lined up pig, so cut it up in a bite. Visitors to work for you in lessons, not the present, but how comfortable it may have been seen in the past, it actually contains potato appetite, Hitler and synthesizer-music.
Star control: Origin < Span> discovered in childhood and adopted by farmers. There is a rare bruise in your hand, from which you occasionally grows, grows into a strong and elegant man, has a girlfriend, and when you grow up, a foster parent's minister brings you aside. For now, just as the hero intended by fate will achieve a small mass-just as the backward direction, for example, why you can't wander around the village, fate is fate. Should I think to catch up at some point? "I do not despise this, we will start substantially!- His explanation in the main party.
So we raise our babies, two beautiful women, old people, homosexuals and rea l-sex comics.
You go to the royal castle to help the stolen princess, but you are thrown into a dungeon as a result of the fact that the Lord has regenerated the Elder Scroll-series, for example, you need to get an instance with a hero. I think.- Finally, the Lord is drawn in Patrick Stuart.
I fell into a warm bath at home and fell asleep in a rough world in my dreams. However, I think it's worth noting, but in fact, I submitted this situation in the latter half of this frame, switching the music. Yes, I know that this game is dedicated to the departure of the battle and the 8-bit sound of "Retronostalgia", that is, "Bip, Blap". As a result, almost all the music sounds as if it was made with a min i-cycson 1 6-bit, but still brought out this synthesizer, bleached the brap options 100 %, and stepped on like a grape in a French grape field. It sounds as if he was prompted. As the minute passes, the strings and wind instrument sections make a bun like a lined up pig, so cut it up in a bite. Visitors to work for you in lessons, not the present, but how comfortable it may have been seen in the past, it actually contains potato appetite, Hitler and synthesizer-music.
Star Control: It was found in the origin of the origin and became an adopted child of farmers. There is a rare bruise in your hand, from which you occasionally grows, grows into a strong and elegant man, has a girlfriend, and when you grow up, a foster parent's minister brings you aside. For now, just as the hero intended by fate will achieve a small mass-just as the backward direction, for example, why you can't wander around the village, fate is fate. Should I think to catch up at some point? "I do not despise this, we will start substantially!
- His explanation in the main party.
So we raise our babies, two beautiful women, old people, homosexuals and rea l-sex comics.
- You go to the royal castle to help the stolen princess, but you are thrown into a dungeon as a result of the fact that the Lord has regenerated the Elder Scroll-series, for example, you need to get an instance with a hero. I think.
I fell into a warm bath at home and fell asleep in a rough world in my dreams. However, I think it is worth noting, but in fact, I submitted this situation in the latter half of this frame, switching the music. Yes, I know that this game is dedicated to the departure of the battle and the 8-bit sound of "Retronostalgia", that is, "Bip, Blap". As a result, almost all the music sounds as if it was made with a min i-cycson 1 6-bit, but still brought out this synthesizer, bleached the brap options 100 %, and stepped on like a grape in a French grape field. It sounds as if he was prompted. As the minute passes, the strings and wind instrument sections make a bun like a lined up pig, so cut it up in a bite. Visitors to work for you in lessons, not the present, but how comfortable it may have been seen in the past, it actually contains potato appetite, Hitler and synthesizer-music.
Star control: Origin
Star Control: Origins was definitely dried out that it did not comply with copyright, and was not allowed to use plot, characters, and aliens in other Star Control games. However, the title "Star Control" was allowed in this work. (This was definitely useless when this game was assigned from Steam or Gog. com). And this is all the day it was recognized as the Best Game 4 in 2018).- If you protect copyright, this is a great overlooking Wecherically, but I don't understand the law; if he had it long ago, he was already from Google's Android. You will be filling the fool.
- Yahtzi: (If your mother passes by shy) Yes, you have to apply this sentence, your mother!
Yakhtzi: Finally, after all of this is a game star control: Revenge; This is a beautiful, sexy curiosity, a certain amount of unpleasant packages, a certain amount of an adventure-wise, cute game. 。
Things to prepare with others, for example, this is basically a distant final, and is described in the anger shouting, "Ejac U-Late!" In Jazzy, he is in front of him on his heart.- Assassin's Creed Odyssey
Yahtzi is every time to get along with the hero who indicates that his legendary historical face is actually since the Assassin's Creed II year.
Oh, God, they released the new series, the effects will be this one Leonardo-da Vinci, for example, will it happen, for example? In the sense, historical celebrities who are not explained in the hero's best friend's sentence in a few seconds know him and acquire him, gives a memory of celebrity camouflage in a slower episode of "Simpons", and desperate Authenticity. It is made by the assistance key person to give the sense of. Assassin's Creed: Odyssey: Oh, not all of this IRGE ASS CREED, pool. (for a long time). This is Herdotos. Yafuzi: Thank you!-
What to Creat e-Destruction of Sparta Soldie r-Helping Athen s-Destroy Athen s-Helping Sparta Soldier s-Destroys Bandit s-Sno w-Destroy White Bea r-Revenge on Athen s-Sparta soldiers Revenge (who killed)
Henr y-Wine Sar a-Company Gloto s-Lysande r-Sodmit
- Do you understand the number of games in the Assassin Creed Series I have observed? Once, a little more, a little more, a little more, 3, slack flag, Inviolate, Syndicent, Orinminage and Sodysse y-Total 10, but I take into account the game, and to pass through the overall plot campaign It has never been managed, yet. In the Supreme Games of Assassin's Crewed, this is a completely unpleasant member, and when we defeated him, it sometimes made a fascinating squeaky sound, but this was interesting. I played Assassin's Creed: Odyssey for nearly 40 hours. It's 40 hours like a toy bird trying to eat a Zarist's volume bar, copying a soldier camp and temples, defeating the first too long health series and getting another health. And I swear that the middle of the character looks the same. I swear, Leonide and the captain of the ship are young men who once grown beards at various stages of formation. And in fact, what I saw in front of me was the same fucking movie for the same 40 hours, which constantly extended from the anus to the toilet water. Ubee isoft, he did it well. The first work, "Assassin's Creed", did not do it until the end. For example, JRPG, the main dish at a home restaurant in the United States, masturbation in a naked scene of Radiance.
At the beginning
I remember Call of Duty "had its own climbing and traps. Well, there was a waterfall and a waterfall. So, if I thought there would be no more, there was a sealed basement where a pig family who was worried about the corpse of Modern Warfare 1 was grazing.- Yazzi: Well, as Mirolado Petrovich said to the invasion of the active vision and Yugoslavia. "About hell?" Activision: Yafty, we thought you were satisfied. All the plots of all the code you have played over the past few years have been racist, enlarged, and call from the right NR A-that they close their eyes and touch themselves. The member is displayed. At the same time, this work does not hire Kita Harrington. Yakhtzi: I allow it. But you are deleting a single game, are you planning to get a little money in return? Activision: Okohoho, Yafuzi! Yahtzi: Ohho, Yahtzi! I understand why people speak!
Yahtzi sees the price of the game:
- Yahtzi: (Completely puzzled) $ 100, the price of the deluxe version. As the water purification technician said about his lover's stream pipe, "This is a very large amount of urine!"
The tone of your voice when you pronounce the price out loud. Say you had an aneurysm over the price of the deluxe edition of a multiplayer only game.
2019, Quarter 2
Anxious: Yes, click the "grenade" button! Tuk-tuk, you idiot! You have a birthday, party clown! You're a cold brass killer! I'll make their ass my dinner! I want to put your penis in my mouth. I mean, I'll take them to a steak restaurant and fry a whole cow. Pressure only with the effect of my giant egg! He's gorgeous! It's like listening to Jeremy Clarkson's stream of consciousness as he uses the communal shower at the YMCA.- The Return of Dina
A great example of arson, murder and soyik walks, with Yakhzti talking about how he was pleasantly surprised to get back from Obra Din.
- Yakhzti: Ah, this is one of those moments where all this stands for the viewer. One of the three most important pleasures in life: the first handjob with a delicate spring morning, the last witness murder at the end and a new game that I really like.
Yahtzee: First of all, I have to say that Return of Obra Dinn is not for everyone. Wow, this is a useless offer. There is nothing "for everyone" except oxygen and Pixar movies. [Comments from a man chained to an oxygen tank and holding a sign that reads "I hate Tintin books."]
"But speaking personally, Return of Obra Dinn feels like a game made especially for me, like someone who likes crosswords, Horacio Hornbleu books, and killing people."- Yahtzee: Oh, calm down, Lucas Pope. This American slide is off to a hot start.
- Yahtzee: After you're sure that [the crew] aren't waiting on deck, prepare for the surge party and are given a list of the photobots and names of each crew member, your task is to simply apply the correct name for each Fotorobot and also indicate how they are dead. Robert Blake: First Mate Kate Toth: Taoist Priest Adrian Letch: Barber. - Hit his head on a seagull.
When death is imminent, most people think, "Oh no! I, Third Mate Eric Braitwitt, am about to die, but at least I'll have my friends Bob and Hercules with me! Cough, cough, cough, cough!"
Comes back in the form of a joke about bricks: "The game will check your correctly constructed profile in groups of three."
1. Jea n-Paul Franco: landlord. The cock was clogged the wine in the throat. 2. Titty Vomp (IMP.): Negliant officer. I fell from another tall middle sailor. 3. Hercules Gabon: Seawearer. Too much conscious of Jenny Agter.- "For example, when you have to judge which one of the two passengers looks more virgin.
-Lucy Innocen t-Rador ostrumpet
Imp: (Point a gun at the head of another imp), there's nothing you can do.- "... But what I was able to read from suggestions and occasional anger and exaggerated expressions was certainly so great enough, so I wanted to go further and know more." Yazzi said: "I was interested" for being caught by the devil.
Computer: The odor gemma shites like a failed irrigation system. [Yazzi is called "Heehee"].
Yahtzee: I am dissatisfied. I know that I shouldn't expect the Tokyo Philharmonic Orchestra because I'm a developer, but it can't be justified when I'm thinking about it. Also, I don't like the fact that the event is officially unlocked and can be walked around each memory for one minute for one minute to take notes. Other sound design, such as voice actors, environmental sounds, especially small radio dramas attached to the flashback of death, is strange, but it is strange that music is too harsh.- Even more interesting is that when Yazzi is looking at the devils who have died in one hand in the first part, there is a huge phonograph before that, and it is not taken out of the bar and tries to escape. Before the traffic light disappears, the same giant phonograph is defeated while squeezing "Burabra Brash Bra Brab Brabra" and throws a notepad. In the next part, Impt grabs the phonograph, puts a yazzi broccoli noodle in his ears, the sound effects approaching, and says, "I don't know this."
- Good people do not move
The Lost: JJ McField and Memorial Island
- Yahtze says the game is a Japanese analogue of indie frigs like Limbo and Within (2016).
But it's a Japanese developer, so instead of little kids with big heads, it's a schoolgirl with ahoge. Japan has a weird thing called Swery. Sorry, I couldn't resist. Japan has a weird thing when every topic and genre of fiction has to be explored through schoolgirls. Glue, comedy, giant robots, porn, detective drama, hell shooter, more porn... anything goes. No other country has an analogue. Just like every Canadian game or TV show has its own version of Highlanders.
- Yahtze: Don't worry, J. McField and the Chamber of Secrets has Sveti's unique mix of warped Americanisms, inconsistent emotional tones, and sudden, horrific violence. At the beginning of the game, lightning strikes the protagonist, he dies, and then he must regenerate slowly and painfully, under the watch of a moose in a lab coat, with a sound similar to his father eating a lobster and then collapsing. A sobbing fit occurs while the name of the game appears and a Peppy Love Ballad plays. Sorry for doubting you, Cheers, you're crazy!
Yahti: The message from Jay McField and the one at the door seem to be confused. At the beginning, Sveti puts some cards on the table and roughly says with a small introductory text: I am in control and one of the good ones! But why all this "tear off all my limbs" in this case? It's a scissors metaphor. The new worst thing I've ever written! Comments The "worst thing I've ever drawn" he mentioned earlier is an image of the abortion plot of Ctrl+Alt+del in the form of a bloody baby crawling out of a woman.
Some of his other thoughts are also worth noting:
- Yatze: Rather than hurting, perhaps we regenerate. Yes, it's true that love hurts when you're young, but then you grow up and your heart dies and you realize how shallow it was. But what is the monster with the knife? The public's disapproval? Your hatred for yourself? How much you hate waiting for the barber?
Yahtzi: Well, I'm not a direct person, taking into account Svetri. I hope he is not a teenage lesbian with suicide. Visitor: He has a chance, he thinks so, Yakti. Don't be humbled. Yakti: What is suppressing me? I will claim that it is not depression!
Red Dead Redemption 2- At the beginning of his own review of Red Dead Dead Demping 2, Yahtzi basically said that at the end of the pla y-through of the game where the main character Arthur Morgan died in tuberculosis, he had no time. 。 Note (On the screen, the avatar Yakti is in the bed with his eyes open, and the game speaks to him: "Who said, do you actually have the opportunity to sleep?") This is a mood whip rush. It's a twist: "
- Yazzi: One day on Saturday, "Oh, God! I finally arrived at the epilogue! I can relax on Sunday! [Saturday:" The End "is talked about on TV, and IMP has two tennis rackets It is projected, Yakzi is a little surprised). 8 hours of help plot [The scene is run on Sunday, Burzi grows on the beard, and when the "end of all" speaks on TV, the racket is lying on the floor. " The definition is old! Mini RDR2: Help the [sewn near RDR2] Me!
- A gaglan whose horse makes a "plow rod".
- ZP Danga Van del Linde: [While ZP Arthur is sitting on "Shi t-Function"] What do you do with this duck? [PARP is pulled out from his own head to the word "ass" until another cowboy is enjoyed from the SP] ZP cowboy: Shows Spark. < SPAN> Yahtzi: Well, I'm not a direct person, taking into account Svetri. I hope he is not a teenage lesbian with suicide. Visitor: He has a chance, he thinks so, Yakti. Don't be humbled. Yakti: What is suppressing me? I will claim that it is not depression!
At the beginning of his own review of Red Dead Dead Demping 2, Yahtzi basically said that at the end of the pla y-through of the game where the main character Arthur Morgan died in tuberculosis, he had no time. 。 Note (On the screen, the avatar Yakti is in the bed with his eyes open, and the game speaks to him: "Who said, do you actually have the opportunity to sleep?") This is a mood whip rush. It's a twist: "
Yazzi: One day on Saturday, "Oh, God! I finally arrived at the epilogue! I can relax on Sunday! [Saturday:" The End "is talked about on TV, and IMP has two tennis rackets It is projected, Yakzi is a little surprised). 8 hours of help plot [The scene is run on Sunday, Burzi grows on the beard, and when the "end of all" speaks on TV, the racket is lying on the floor. " The definition is old! Mini RDR2: Help the [sewn near RDR2] Me!
A gaglan whose horse makes a "plow rod".
"The shock of the first" HAR DE HARA "happened on the last day of the old western part is the impact of" Har-de-Har-Hee "on the last day of the old western part. "- ZP Danga Van del Linde: [While ZP Arthur is sitting on "Shi t-Function"] What do you do with this duck? [PARP is pulled out from his own head to the word "ass" until another cowboy is enjoyed from the SP] ZP cowboy: Shows Spark. Yahtzi: Well, I'm not a direct person, taking into account Svetri. I hope he is not a teenage lesbian with suicide. Visitor: He has a chance, he thinks so, Yakti. Don't be humbled. Yakti: What is suppressing me? I will claim that it is not depression!
- Red Dead Redemption 2
- At the beginning of his own review of Red Dead Dead Demping 2, Yahtzi basically said that at the end of the pla y-through of the game where the main character Arthur Morgan died in tuberculosis, he had no time. 。 Note (On the screen, the avatar Yakti is in the bed with his eyes open, and the game speaks to him: "Who said, do you actually have the opportunity to sleep?") This is a mood whip rush. It's a twist: "
Yazzi: One day on Saturday, "Oh, God! I finally arrived at the epilogue! I can relax on Sunday! [Saturday:" The End "is talked about on TV, and IMP has two tennis rackets It is projected, Yakzi is a little surprised). 8 hours of help plot [The scene is run on Sunday, Burzi grows on the beard, and when the "end of all" speaks on TV, the racket is lying on the floor. " The definition is old! Mini RDR2: Help the [sewn near RDR2] Me!
A gaglan whose horse makes a "plow rod".
"The shock of the first" HAR DE HARA "happened on the last day of the old western part is the impact of" Har-de-Har-Hee "on the last day of the old western part. "
- ZP Danga Van del Linde: [While ZP Arthur is sitting on "Shi t-Function"] What do you do with this duck? [PARP is pulled out from his own head until the SP is enjoyed from the SP.
Frankly, the real world of RDR 2 gives me the same impression that I drank one liter of vegetable oil than the wisdom behind it. I can't imagine a script that can destroy creep in other reviews because there is no "lap step" of a horse, but here's a meaningless drop of decadence. Someone had to paste the texture, animate, and search for a library of sound effects in search of the ideal sound of "plastic, plastic". The fact that someone had to do this for work reminds the restaurant manager loudly shame the waiter.
Call Cthulhu- opening
Yazzi: Calling Callphu s-G. P. Love Craft's wor k-based game, a lovable American racist, and a number of horror games inspired by Mifos Cthulhu are certainly "Cthulhu's Call". You can claim a high title. Audience: Come on! The words of the introduction are more powerful. Is there a six paragraphs to pour this game with a slander piss?
The fact that the protagonist Edward Pierce is essentially the protagonist of "Dark Corner of the Earth" means that he is essentially an opportunity to say that he is the protagonist of Vampyr. In fact, the same face, the same beard, the same voice. The only difference is the details of alcohol issues. The second. Is the voice actor the same? Let's talk about the type. I checked if the two games were different, but they were both in France, so they are probably a mixed blood.
2019, Quarter 3
Fallout 76- Yakti criticizes that the game is trying to do too much at the same time and will not be satisfied with "nobody except the Borand Protection Committee." And I see the members of this committee trying to order pizza:
Committee member: It seems that pizza without ingredients (with one hand in one hand) is not sold. < SPAN> frankly, the real world of RDR 2 gives me the same impression that I drank one liter of vegetable oil than the wisdom behind it. I can't imagine a script that can destroy creep in other reviews because there is no "lap step" of a horse, but here's a meaningless drop of decadence. Someone had to paste the texture, animate, and search for a library of sound effects in search of the ideal sound of "plastic, plastic". The fact that someone had to do this for work reminds the restaurant manager loudly shame the waiter.
Call Cthulhu
openingYazzi: Calling Callphu s-G. P. Love Craft's wor k-based game, a lovable American racist, and a number of horror games inspired by Mifos Cthulhu are certainly "Cthulhu's Call". You can claim a high title. Audience: Come on! The words of the introduction are more powerful. Is there a six paragraphs to pour this game with a slander piss?
- The fact that the protagonist Edward Pierce is essentially the protagonist of "Dark Corner of the Earth" means that he is essentially an opportunity to say that he is the protagonist of Vampyr. In fact, the same face, the same beard, the same voice. The only difference is the details of alcohol issues. The second. Is the voice actor the same? Let's talk about the type. I checked if the two games were different, but they were both in France, so they are probably a mixed blood.
Yakti criticizes that the game is trying to do too much at the same time and will not be satisfied with "nobody except the Borand Protection Committee." And I see the members of this committee trying to order pizza:
- Committee member: It seems that pizza without ingredients (with one hand in one hand) is not sold. Frankly, the real world of RDR 2 gives me the same impression that I drank one liter of vegetable oil than the wisdom behind it. I can't imagine a script that can destroy creep in other reviews because there is no "lap step" of a horse, but here's a meaningless drop of decadence. Someone had to paste the texture, animate, and search for a library of sound effects in search of the ideal sound of "plastic, plastic". The fact that someone had to do this for work reminds the restaurant manager loudly embarrassed the waiter.
- Call Cthulhu
opening
- Yazzi: Calling Callphu s-G. P. Love Craft's wor k-based game, a lovable American racist, and a number of horror games inspired by Mifos Cthulhu are certainly "Cthulhu's Call". You can claim a high title. Audience: Come on! The words of the introduction are more powerful. Is there a six paragraphs to pour this game with a slander piss?
The fact that the protagonist Edward Pierce is essentially the protagonist of "Dark Corner of the Earth" means that he is essentially an opportunity to say that he is the protagonist of Vampyr. In fact, the same face, the same beard, the same voice. The only difference is the details of alcohol issues. The second. Is the voice actor the same? Let's talk about the type. I checked if the two games were different, but they were both in France, so they are probably a mixed blood.
Fallout 76- Yakti criticizes that the game is trying to do too much at the same time and will not be satisfied with "nobody except the Borand Protection Committee." And I see the members of this committee trying to order pizza:
- Committee member: It seems that pizza without ingredients (with one hand in one hand) is not sold.
- Hitman 2 and Killer 7
Yahtzee commented on this at the beginning of the video, which is why he doesn't show any interest in Battlefield V reviews.
Battlefield V's review is hardly objective when I fail Call of Duty: World War II. Older pain 2 In order to collapse from the universal war, new conditions were naturally studied, such as modern warfare and black opt, and it was impaired, sorry, but rudimentary. And in the battlefield, this example is a new sympathy of what happened as soon as Kutenock, hungry for affection and Bonio. This is the earth on Earth, "No one dedicated to Babylon 5 and hasn't come to my birthday", for example.- oh my god! The scout is 47! How many people already have? In your origin, there was more smaller truth than the sausage in the middle from the hyper market.
- And the game ends with the sequel hook:
Like the previous work, "Hitman 2" ends with an unsatisfactory Cliff Hanger. A major economic risk, which is a characteristic of today's AAA development, is exactly the same as throwing a baby from the balcony. Baking twice is exactly the same in the fact that it is freehand and smooth!
Yazze: There is a scene where the boss is talking straight in the battle with the boss, and you can imagine that all the bosses are actually talking in front of you in a flame room. For death that should be needed, but you can't really identify what she is talking about behind the flame around the noise. Visitors: Oh, that's an opportunity, and this, like this, like Batz, "Evangelion", they intentionally McCant fla p-When the room is talking about something important, 1 at a time Erase the conversation. This is also a modern analogy where important information is erased by sensational media. Yahtzi: Ufu! Do not sink into this rabbit hole. There is a chance.
And this work will be seen in Stinger:
If the transferee is looking at it, Speccy Mccuntflaps is written.
Dark Siders III- Game Yahtzee that emphasizes space in the sequel to the Dark Siders series.
Later, the release of "Dark Siders I" and "Dark Siders II" have been raising many problems in the current progress. The first game was eight years ago! In fact, I hardly remember what I was doing in the past and why I was waking up by Frangelico in the afternoon in the afternoon.
Best, hard, ugly games in 2018
- In the road impression, the human hand is created to specify five games in one of the three categories. The best game in the first category is drawn as a decoration of the New Year tree (in a set with the successful 8-bit MIDI musical in the Retraux style), and the second category dumb game is drawn as a wall brick (lift). The set with Muzak, and the non-subtle game of the last category is drawn as a toilet viper (a set with a very sharp, sharp, basically equivalent to a jumping scissor).
After calling for his unfinished 2018 match, he chased Freeman:
- Yazzi: Hey, hey. Well, I probably had another "prostitute", but this is not a voting. After all, this year is a new year! Let's concentrate on the fact that the future will actually be realized! (Yahtzi looks up and see the Super Smash Bros. Ultimate in front of you). Stroner!
- Yahtzee: The unknown game of 2018 is similar to the devil and an unusual sexy act, and is popular under another name. "7-hour snure ring", "Return hunt", "-Shul appear in throwing-what you can call! Hunting Freeman should never attend what you actually gave: This is unique. With the vertical permission from the developer, a careless patchwork of the stolen assets to loosen the painful handle-a bad party that spills bloody urine for a luxury franchise. is!
+ Great for sandbox Youby isoft.
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
- Now, Yahtzee is an excuse used to evaluate the brawl Smash Bros., indicating that the game is actually looking into for the existence of the plot administration. It clearly shows how this review is accepted by the fan base:
Of course, the Smash Bros. Ultimate has a plot mode, so this excuse cannot be used anymore. The two return on the path of the garden. Fan Smash: Oh, make a review of Smash Ultimate, Yazzi! Please, please, please, please, so there is plot mode! Yahtzi: Okay, this is a bit different from my theme. Fan Smash Bros.: Oh, please, still make a review, talk about it, and want to hear your opinions. Yakhtzi: Okay, this is my opinion. Smash Brafan: Hu, I didn't like your opinion! If you don't like it, you don't have to review it!
And because I think that the character's personality is never transmitted in such a game, I keep saying that it is still useless to choose a genre. As an example of Ultimate, I think that it is somewhat nervous, listing Bayonet, which is drawn in real human proportions.
Yazzi: She has no legs like a ladder, looks like a mother's friend who always wanted to talk to you when you were a child.
Horatish Horn Brauar's last blow is to dazzle enemies in thick sea terminology and call it pose-syndrome.- Yazzi: If you are expecting a gorgeous Sweden dining table by a ridiculous cinematic scene and specially designed level platformers in the plot mode of Smash Browl Put it in and wait for the rectum to be exhausted by the stimulation of IRisk! This time, only the first and last two cinematic episodes, and about 500 million, billions of random battles, with artificial intelligence. The plot is as follows: All hunters were captured by two gods (white circles representing light and black circles representing darkness). Surprising creativity! Nintendo, what is the source of inspiration? Stain of your favorite night shirt?
- Snow Lisou r-White Eyes: Blue, H, H! Incest!
- Katamari Deimashi Lilor
In most of the video, Yazzi observes the "super casual game observer" type. In fact, in the presentation of Bszi, definitely, "Hello!
"" And occasionally give "Twix". What is the amount and Hitler.- When he begins to get angry at being unable to help the games that have been familiar from the progressive game industry for many years, he begins to disappear from view:
Yazzi: If you can only save one small thing, save a fucking era called PS2! When the big creator had the opportunity to enjoy his ideas, the industry became the most milking shop, including the incurable illness "Big Money" and does not care about painting with an attractive color! Visitors: Do you remember the selection, Yakti, Supercas? Eat Twix! Yakti: Oh, great. Hire
- ! Let's make a retro review!
Yazzi: God, the residents of the sunrise country are complicated. The element can be seen in the division of 731. It's complicated, including Japanese atrocities. Hey, this is not a space where people can get!
Katamari Damac y-The sequel describes Yahtzee as "a very unusual 731 unit in Japan, which is very masochistic, without anesthesia or bi o-dissection."
Yazzi: Literally, it's now in Rikbeth Donut County, but only this luggage appears in a super casual video.- And Yazzi begins to criticize the internal logic of the adhesive ball, which grows as it collects things, compared to the hole that falls as it falls.
Yatchi: What happens to that, Donkudonka? Does the free object in this metropolis have a small kills? We have to trust, is this actually a specific magic hole for wizards? Why is everything heavier than me?
Evil Monastery 2
- At the beginning
- (Sweet) Oh, Resident Evil 7, you have settled me with the most successful game critic in the world! But what actually plows your eyebrows?
Re 7: Oh, I was elementary thinking that I was Resident Evil 2 2.
2019, Quarter 4
(Sober) Well, what did you think of this!- The inconsistency is that the plot is still working hard on its own development and disclosure. I played three years ago in the fourth sequel to this game. Now, this is exactly the same as looking at the performance of the New Year's New Year, just because this is not a solid metal, so I don't have a faint hope that I have the opportunity to cry. be.
- For example, a huge, immortal bearded man wearing a ponytail coat and wearing a felt hat relentlessly chases from the room to the room. In fact, when we flow the corridor so that they are our friends, we need something that we need to worry about, he naturally he Prepare this when you forcibly step on all the walls that vibrate towards all the powerful, inflated Pocky, but one of the Silent Hill 4 [one of them is drawn by the appearance of Pacman. From those ghosts, like those ghosts, while you are studying and trying to solve the puzzle, the period of continuing to squeeze you in the fifth point and connects the stereo system very hard, it is faster than fear. It is. Eventually, you realize that his mother has told him that he has no opportunity to trace footprints in a specific room. As a result, I sneaked into a room that was not separated, and heard his thunde r-like footsteps that resonated in the building without any opinions, where the bastard was actually. And when I put my head out ... Oh, he got out of the door straight.
- So, in fact, I was already hesitant to make two makeup, but because of the fact that we are actually called "full group of dishes to eat", this "i-and--". It is due to the fact that I have to make i ". Volume: RRRGHHH ...
- This is caused by the ending when explaining the stupid plot of the game: < Span> The inconsistency is that the plot is still working on its own development and disclosure. I played three years ago in the fourth sequel to this game. Now, this is exactly the same as looking at the performance of the New Year's New Year, just because this is not a solid metal, so I don't have a faint hope that I have the opportunity to cry. be.
For example, a huge, immortal bearded man wearing a ponytail coat and wearing a felt hat relentlessly chases from the room to the room. In fact, when we flow the corridor so that they are our friends, we need something that we need to worry about, he naturally he Prepare this when you forcibly step on all the walls that vibrate towards all the powerful, inflated Pocky, but one of the Silent Hill 4 [one of them is drawn by the appearance of Pacman. From those ghosts, like those ghosts, while you are studying and trying to solve the puzzle, the period of continuing to squeeze you in the fifth point and connects the stereo system very hard, it is faster than fear. It is. Eventually, you realize that his mother has told him that he has no opportunity to trace footprints in a specific room. As a result, I sneaked into a room that was not separated, and heard his thunde r-like footsteps that resonated in the building without any opinions, where the bastard was actually. And when I put my head out ... Oh, he got out of the door straight.
- So, in fact, I was already hesitant to make two makeup, but because of the fact that we are actually called "full group of dishes to eat", this "i-and--". It is due to the fact that I have to make i ". Volume: RRRGHHH ...
- This is caused by the ending when explaining the stupid plot of the game: The inconsistency is that the plot is still working on its own development and disclosure. I played three years ago in the fourth sequel to this game. Now, this is exactly the same as looking at the performance of the New Year's New Year, just because this is not a solid metal, so I don't have a faint hope that I have the opportunity to cry. be.
For example, a huge, immortal bearded man wearing a ponytail coat and wearing a felt hat relentlessly chases from the room to the room. In fact, when we flow the corridor so that they are our friends, we need something that we need to worry about, he naturally he Prepare this when you forcibly step on all the walls that vibrate towards all the powerful, inflated Pocky, but one of the Silent Hill 4 [one of them is drawn by the appearance of Pacman. From those ghosts, like those ghosts, while you are studying and trying to solve the puzzle, the period of continuing to squeeze you in the fifth point and connects the stereo system very hard, it is faster than fear. It is. Eventually, you realize that his mother has told him that he has no opportunity to trace footprints in a specific room. As a result, I sneaked into a room that was not separated, and heard his thunde r-like footsteps that resonated in the building without any opinions, where the bastard was actually. And when I put my head out ... Oh, he got out of the door straight.
So, in fact, I was already hesitant to make two makeup, but because of the fact that our thoughts are actually called "full groups of eating dishes", this "i-and---". It is due to the fact that I have to make i ". Volume: RRRGHHH ...
This is caused by the ending when explaining the stupid plot of the game:- Yahtzee: This is a classic example of what was once called the "Second Idiot Plot", a story that can only exist if the characters are stupid. Claire: Hey, I'm just gonna cycle to another town and see if my brother's at the police station. Yahtzee: Have you tried calling the police station? Claire: [inaudible] Uhh. [Umbrella scientist: Creates a microbe that turns people into super-strong monsters. [Injects people with a microbe that turns them into hedgehogs.] [Before the demon is seen with a nuclear weapon] Yahtzee: Is that more effective than simply dropping a giant bomb? Umbrella scientist: Uhh. [Hedgehog guy falls and speaks: "I've fallen and can't get up"] Yahtzee: And in general, isn't this consistent with the Law of Square Cubes? [RE2 Brand: Uhh. Yahtzee: [annoyed] Oh, never mind, just spit the board out. Kingdom Hearts III
Yahtzee admits that he got interested in Kingdom Hearts III because people he respects (he won't say who specifically) expressed their commitment to the series. However, he, especially having not played the other games, cannot believe what those people say because the plot is so complicated, and he also expresses his own commitment to the complicated plot.
- Yahtzee: Apart from that, I couldn't trust that a company like Disney would allow me to put my name on something unknown. I mean, actually, it's kids who are psychopathically deaf and always want to reach the widest audience possible. Right, let's have a bloody 'Pied Piper of Notre Dame' happy ending and put stilettos on the camel. Actually, I gave Kingdom Hearts a chance and do you understand what the audience is like? (Looking sideways at Yahtzee throwing his personal controller at the TV) Sometimes you have to go with your first instinct.
Expert Xehanort: Here's what came up.
Sora: Hey! Goofy: What's wrong? Sora: I want to go to the bathroom! Goofy: Hmmm. Sora: Hey, look! Isn't this the bathroom? Sora: Yes it is! Goofy: Come on! (A man in a black cloak appears and everyone freezes) Cloaked Man: I wouldn't do this if I were you. Sora: What? An organization!? Let's go to the bathroom. Cloaked Man: Hey. I had a terrible experience in this bathroom. Sora: AAAAA! Goofy: Damn, if there's a ton of it in the bathroom, it must still stink! Sora: That doesn't matter. Cloaked Man: Huh? Sora: We can put up with any shit smell while we're together. This is what friendship means!
Then Yahtzee appears on the screen, lying on the ground and looking at the ceiling. "Foolish guy! I used up all my bog roll!".
Yahtzee: "Disney movies" means "Pixarla movies"! The first level is dedicated to Hercules. Who in the last 20 years has even once remembered Disney's Hercules? Who else can't let go of a grudge except the professor from Mythology? The evil professor from Mythology: Do you know that he kills her children?
Metro Exodus- Yahtzee's reaction to the fact that the world is not as bad as commonly believed, and that Moscow is not the last bastion of civilization, but has simply been purposely isolated from paranoid extremists all this time.
I'm not going to go to any great lengths to say that I ruined the Metro series, or that I pissed on it, or that I left a hollow corpse in the lane with my ass like a rusty pipe, but I am saying that if I were to get together and replay the first two Metro movies, I would feel incredibly stupid. I appreciated the horribly lonely atmosphere of the dead world and the uplifting moments of pure philanthropy in seemingly hopeless situations, knowing that the damn beach party on the highway was coming to an end.
Distant dawn- The revelation that stupidity is the only way out:
- Yazzi: At the dawn of the new night, you have the hoping of a devastating link to the micropay shop in the rant of the break, and the most rare baggage behind the rare tools for work Is it closed? Fresh Dawn: No, of course! Don't say stupid things! (Why are you interested? Yazui? (With the trembling eyes) Well, Hahaha! I have all my skills, so I don't say "running for skills"! (Yazzi charges a stick as a weapon. To find all the story missions (Jazu! ・ Run on Dawn's ass).
Yahtzee talks about how the game was discovered. Note Bioware shows that you have actually created Anthem from a intentional game that is the opposite of similar things because of the burning out of Bioware with too many similar RPGs. Avoid comparison with 2, fight for the creation before the EA arrives, and the overall premise that Bioware, including this, was able to make a game first is to take the initiative or something. I'm following the footprints to do. But this is no longer laughing. < SPAN> The only main reason that Gemini has power is that people like the hero continue to make mysterious brain farts in front of them. There are times when Gemini calls us while we are outside to confront Gemini. We have no choice but to follow it. Please tell us your opinion, Captain Protagonist: What if we didn't make it? What will happen if you hold a gun and push it in? "Such! LMG crushes the chin and keeps the tongue hanging from an extracted fan like a used condom, and they have many opportunities to say catastrophically rude!
- Yazzi: At the dawn of the new night, you have the hoping of a devastating link to the micropay shop in the rant of the break, and the most rare baggage behind the rare tools for work Is it closed? Fresh Dawn: No, of course! Don't say stupid things! (Why are you interested? Yazui? (With the trembling eyes) Well, Hahaha! I have all my skills, so I don't say "running for skills"! (Yazzi charges a stick as a weapon. To find all the story missions (Jazu! ・ Run on Dawn's ass).
Yahtzee talks about how the game was discovered. Note Bioware shows that you have actually created Anthem from a intentional game that is the opposite of similar things because of the burning out of Bioware with too many similar RPGs. Avoid comparison with 2, fight for the creation before the EA arrives, and the overall premise that Bioware, including this, was able to make a game first is to take the initiative or something. I'm following the footprints to do. But this is no longer laughing. The only main reason that Gemini has power is that people like the hero continue to make mysterious brain farts in front of them. There are times when Gemini calls us while we are outside to confront Gemini. We have no choice but to follow it. Please tell us your opinion, Captain Protagonist: What if we didn't make it? What will happen if you hold a gun and push it in? "Such! LMG crushes the chin and keeps the tongue hanging from an extracted fan like a used condom, and they have many opportunities to say catastrophically rude!
- Yazzi: At the dawn of the new night, you have the hoping of a devastating link to the micropay shop in the rant of the break, and the most rare baggage behind the rare tools for work Is it closed? Fresh Dawn: No, of course! Don't say stupid things! (Why are you interested? Yazui? (With the trembling eyes) Well, Hahaha! I have all my skills, so I don't say "running for skills"! (Yazzi charges a stick as a weapon. To find all the story missions (Jazu! ・ Run on Dawn's ass).
- Yahtzee talks about how the game was discovered. Note Bioware shows that you have actually created Anthem from a intentional game that is the opposite of similar things because of the burning out of Bioware with too many similar RPGs. Avoid comparison with 2, fight for the creation before the EA arrives, and the overall premise that Bioware, including this, was able to make a game first is to take the initiative or something. I'm following the footprints to do. But this is no longer laughing.
- Biware: Yes, I already spend a lot of money on getting a Star Wars license, and I think there are plenty of opportunities because I created Knights of the Old Republic, for example. but....... EA: No! I don't like Star Wars! Star Wars is boring! STAR WARS is boring! I am trying this! Bioware: What do you want to do? Bioware: Eh, Destiny? EA: That's right! I'm trying to make something like Halo! Bioware: Destiny cannot be arrested because it is owned by the Activision Blizzard. EA: Amagua Horabura! Bioware: Okay, I understand! I think Destiny can do similar. What I want to say is that a carelessly looted shooting game is not very suitable for us. (Biware: Oh, God! Don't slow down breathing, EA. I made a personal version of "Destiny"! ANTHEM: (C casual throwing Anthem aside. ) Why didn't you like this!
- The only main reason that Gemini has power is that people like the hero continue to make mysterious brain farts in front of them. There are times when Gemini calls us while we are outside to confront Gemini. We have no choice but to follow it. Please tell us your opinion, Captain Protagonist: What if we didn't make it? What will happen if you hold a gun and push it in? "Such! LMG crushes the chin and keeps the tongue hanging from an extracted fan like a used condom, and they have many opportunities to say catastrophically rude!
- Let's drink now! < SPAN> Biewear: Yes, I already spend a huge amount of money to get Star Wars license, and for example, I created "Knights of the Old Republic", so there are enough opportunities. I think ... EA: No! I don't like Star Wars! Star Wars is boring! STAR WARS is boring! I am trying this! Bioware: What do you want to do? Bioware: Eh, Destiny? EA: That's right! I'm trying to make something like Halo! Bioware: Destiny cannot be arrested because it is owned by the Activision Blizzard. EA: Amagua Horabura! Bioware: Okay, I understand! I think Destiny can do similar. What I want to say is that a carelessly looted shooting game is not very suitable for us. (Biware: Oh, God! Don't slow down breathing, EA. I made a personal version of "Destiny"! ANTHEM: (C casual throwing Anthem aside. ) Why didn't you like this!
- According to Yazzi, EA is also particular about making personal items as "giving a kind of abnormal complexity to the ritual of Hajiki and murder." He explains this by actually drawing an EA logo on a ritual hat and drinking Jack Daniel with the Maxis logo.
- Let's drink now! Biware: Yes, I already spend a lot of money on getting a Star Wars license, and I think there are plenty of opportunities because I created Knights of the Old Republic, for example. but....... EA: No! I don't like Star Wars! Star Wars is boring! STAR WARS is boring! I am trying this! Bioware: What do you want to do? Bioware: Eh, Destiny? EA: That's right! I'm trying to make something like Halo! Bioware: Destiny cannot be arrested because it is owned by the Activision Blizzard. EA: Amagua Horabura! Bioware: Okay, I understand! I think Destiny can do similar. What I want to say is that a carelessly looted shooting game is not very suitable for us. (Biware: Oh, God! Don't slow down breathing, EA. I made a personal version of "Destiny"! ANTHEM: (C casual throwing Anthem aside. ) Why didn't you like this!
- Let's drink now!
Meanwhile, you appear in Game Playland and find out if it is possible to play a single game, the game reacts as if you are sitting in an expensive restaurant and ordering a bowl of cereal. Enter the privacy options. As soon as you can find these damn things, due to the fact that the distribution system here is worse than a McDonald's drive-through after a strong earthquake. What is with the bad interfaces of super AAA games these days? Is this the principle by which Las Vegas casinos are designed? - and your choice is either a public match as God willed, or a private match for the dunces of the big fools. And when I set it to private and try to start solo, sometimes I get the "hehe, sorry! Someone made a horrible mistake. You obviously don't want to play in a one-off private game! Click here to switch back to public game mode so you can play with normal people!" button, but I didn't press it. The loading screen had a hint that multiplayer games give you more rewards and don't make little baby Jesus cry. What the hell is this anyway, guys! Am I on suicide watch?
Yahtzee: The main story is surprisingly short and busy, despite the gameplay being decidedly forceful. It reminds me of the rather under-explained days when you couldn't continue the story until you had completed a checklist of random in-game actions. Anthem: Get 5 multi-kills. What the hell is a "multi-kill", Anthem? Anthem: Um, what do you think it is, exactly? Yahtzee: Uh. Killing 2 or more enemies with 1 grenade? Anthem: Oh, good guess! (without missing a beat) Wrong.- Crackdown 3
"Crackdown 3" has been getting some attention, and it's a pretty promising title."Crackdown is exactly how I feel, and Crackdown is due to the fact that anyone involved in this will grit their teeth and suck at the back of the bus stop, and Crackdown 3 sounds like a disaster.
- Game plot description:
Yazzi: Crackdown 3 is a story of a shining large city established in the aftermath of the great recession, where supe r-powerful peacekeepers of the "Agency" of "Agency" are always dominant. He is trying to cause a larg e-scale anxiety for the fact that he is evil. At least we can get the confirmation that they are. Combat Officer: In effect, there is no evidence. Yazzi: We never see the "oppression" and "violence" we have said. The most certain thing that the game will give to us besides briefing videos is that Metropolis actually has a police station. Police station: We put people in the cell! Har, Har, Har! Yes, our helicopter was shot down on the way to Metropolitan. However, it may be the work of the city authorities who hated all of them with agencies, who hated all of them with government machines.
Stay alive
- Yazzi knows why this game is not simply bad, but a genuine bad thing:
Yazzi: Left Alive is a bad work. However, this is not an ordinary, uninteresting villain, but a nonsense with no soul to take the resources assigned at school and workplace as usual, as usual. Square Enix: (with a confused expression in Left Alive), he is my companion. Hey, Square Enix, you're a pretty adult, so aristocrats are better! When Yazzi's avatar raises his face from his computer, you can see "The Quiet Man", "Kingdom Hearts III", "Just Causes 4" hanging from the ceiling) Jazzi: Well (I am a woman for you. If it makes sense, can you go home?
- Kissi Kissi Mua Mua Mua Mua
Yazzi: However, the vine of Left Alive's scraps pours the umbrella that was once weak, which is not a good AI. If there was a "bad game" version of the Captain Planet, I Am Alive would have been chosen to shake the power of evil AI.
This is directly connected to the "THE STINGER" in the credit:
Comments on your opinion about the other four powering.- Yazzi: At that time, everything was collapsing for me, and I found a hidden documents with a tasteful word, "The city council has rejected the proposal for a larg e-scale sewer repair." [The city council can read proposals for large sewage larg e-scale repair. ") At this time, the balance [drawn in the form of copper] dropped from my eyes. What are you doing here! Why are you reading this! "Flavored text!" Paper with a flavor word: [Become a geek on sunglasses] I thought it was a pretty interesting accelerator.
Devil makeup 5
Yahtzee refuses his proposal to label a "action spectacle" in a challenging action game genre, which emphasizes not only victory but also brai n-like appearance, and is absurdly ordinary and stupid. He seems to have supported play using characters, and is very dissatisfied.- It must have been said when Christ was nailed in the palm of his hand.
With this excuse, he feels quite frustrated.
In addition, put the straw into your mouth, put the gas can into your butt, and transform into a soda stream! What is the "character action"! There is no point! It is character and action that Mavis Beacon learns typing. The game industry may have realized that they need more than they need. There are millions of toilets that can write such a silly thing. I have a good idea about how to name the copy of "PUBG", but I'm not going to talk in front of you now!
Division 2
Yazzi is convinced that Division 2 is the sequel to Divos for about half of the episode, and repeatedly calls Divos 2.- It would be depressing to think that this might happen 20 years or 19 years later, but I think it was too early for Red Chandle Games to release the sequel. He moved to Sweden again and called Massive Entertainment.
And when the devil whispered in his ears, he first understands what is. < SPAN> Yazzi: Just when everything was collapsing for me, I found a hidden documents with a tasteful word, "The city council has rejected a proposal for a large sewage larg e-scale repair." [The city council can read proposals for large sewage larg e-scale repair. ") At this time, the balance [drawn in the form of copper] dropped from my eyes. What are you doing here! Why are you reading this! "Flavored text!" Paper with a flavor word: [Become a geek on sunglasses] I thought it was a pretty interesting accelerator.
Devil makeup 5
Yahtzee refuses his proposal to label a "action spectacle" in a challenging action game genre, which emphasizes not only victory but also brai n-like appearance, and is absurdly ordinary and stupid. He seems to have supported play using characters, and is very dissatisfied.
It must have been said when Christ was nailed in the palm of his hand.- With this excuse, he feels quite frustrated.
- In addition, put the straw into your mouth, put the gas can into your butt, and transform into a soda stream! What is the "character action"! There is no point! It is character and action that Mavis Beacon learns typing. The game industry may have realized that they need more than they need. There are millions of toilets that can write such a silly thing. I have a good idea about how to name the copy of "PUBG", but I'm not going to talk in front of you now!
Division 2
Yazzi is convinced that Division 2 is the sequel to Divos for about half of the episode, and repeatedly calls Divos 2.
accepted