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Season 13

Gypsy: You have ruined me! Why couldn't you foresee!

Homer: Replicon? Do you live in Ireland? MO: That's right, but it's flying in the Air Ringus lounge.

They are trying out the voice of Dennis Miller's Ultra House 3000. Marge: Samoban murder case.

Homer: To entrust all of your life to a huge computer was the wise act in your life.

Homer: In mysterious bacon.

Homer: That ’s a monster! Lisa: Daddy! This is a soft waterille. I don't have a neck. Would you give me a concession!

Mrs. Krabappe l-Bart: Lisa speaks eigh t-level spells. You have sinned nature.

Lord Montimal: I can't attack while I have this stick. You need an intermediary to take her. Slizers: Satan? What about Sutan Montimote? I am avoiding him. His wife has a script.

Bart: Trick failed! Defeat the villain, I won't do it!

The Parent Rap

Nobody reads anymore

Have you been on a police car? Bart: Not from the front.

Merge: I love our hearing. Lisa: That's all for the whole family.

Judge Harm (Jane Kachamarek): Don't spit on my cupcake, don't say this is cherry.

MO: Hey, a little! There are no children at the bar. Homer: When? After Bush's girl came here.

Judge HARM: But the ruling was formal because I was trying to hit the hammer. Judge Snider: I'm sorry, I've already prepared a clown. But I'm just ... Judge Snider: The clown was lowered.

Homer the Moe

Banking in banks is not a scientific project.

Lisa: What are you doing? Bart: I'm digging. Lisa: Why? Bart: I'm drilling holes. Lisa: What hole? Bart: I'm still digging. Lisa: Well, that's fine.

MO: It's the most silly story I've ever heard, I've read all the "Sweet Valley" series.

MO: Okay, I don't want to compete here. Is that so? Homer: Wohu! Carl: It doesn't look so proud. I used the wind.

Professor: Mo Sislack, Old Glass Cleaner.

Homer: Seve n-sided birds are the only animal wiser than humans.

A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love

There is no scale in the fun.

Lisa: I love Chinatown. I don't want Tibetan town to stupid.

Lisa: How about "12 fun feasts" in the triple happiness sauce? Waterter (George Takes): I'm very sorry.

Manager: I think there is a better dish? Homer: It's easy. Corporation: How is it? Homer: "Make shampoo ads." Manager: Not bad.

Mr. Burns at the strip club: God is right! This is one of those burn stations with naked women!

Smyers: He'll drop behind you at seven. Get your altitude up.

Gloria (Julia Louise Dreifuss): Petticoat?

Smyers: There's space. I'm renting one.

Homer: Get out of this dog! He's taken my gum!

The Blunder Years

Put your hands on her knees. Yes, Mr. Burns. I said, "On her." I said, on her knees.

Homer: Look, what's really good? A foot massage.

I'm not an oxygen-deprived Charlie Brown.

Marge: A stately product is a way of presenting yourself.

Homer: Hey, look at these knitting needles. I can think of one too. Oh! Mother Celeste, if you touch them, I'll cut you off!

Paul Newman: Homer, I declare to you the same as Redford: This isn't going to happen.

Marge: I think that was a pretty silly draw. I like that nothing catches fire. Homer: That's right. Nothing is tortured, and emotions don't count.

Dr. Frink: Oh, I've gone too far!

She of Little Faith

Mesmerino: I click my fingers and you're reincarnated into... a famous historian. Homer: Look at me! A famous historian! My friend! Mesmerino: Come on, Emily Dickinson.

Homer: Look at me! I'm Angie Dickinson! Off the road!

Homer: Do you believe that dead mice swim, Lisa?

Mr. Burns: If you only watch one movie this year that justifies my innocence, let me show you.

To my credit, I haven't mentioned the flakes.

Announcer: So, let's get back to the movie with some more mouthwatering report details.

Marge: Oh. He leaves her with five boys. Bart: She's already eaten three.

Marge: Hmm. That makes sense.

Homer: Son, we plan to break the joyless shackles of gravity and explode in the face of God.

Marge: What have you done so far without being a scientist! Homer: You talk a lot, like, it's actually blurred into any meaning.

Brawl in the Family

Reverend Lovejoy: Guys, we need ideas to raise money. Marge: Let me write David Bowie's elementary again. Reverend Lovejoy: No: No, he's already made quite a few arrangements for this church.

Lisa: What are they doing with the church? Lindsay Nagle: It's a rebranding. The old temple was very pious. We like religious stores with a lot of impulse buying. Lisa: I think that's actually sick. Lindsay Nagle: My work is done during this time.

Reverend Lovejoy: And now I'm going to read a special sermon on the sanctity of goods.

Lisa: Gear, I hoped that Buddhism would give peace of mind. Or is it just a dream story? Richard Gear Everyone has a dream. My dream is the release of Tibet. Lisa: That's great. Lenny: My dream is a meatball sandwich. Anything that can be eaten for $ 2 is fine. Good luck with Richard Gear.

Homer: Put a bacon on the sausage!

Burns: What kind of evil will the Republican Party do this week? Ralph Nader raises his hand: Over! Over! Over! Burns: Naders, you're doing well. Classi: Let's abolish PBS. I've been blocked by that useless Mapets for a long time.

Sweets and Sour Marge

Barnes: And now Bob Doll reads Necronomicon.

Merge: Don't do anything anymore, stay inside. At least until the egg white melts.

Referee, Constance Harm (Jane Katsmarek): Simpson, according to Nevada's law, Bigami (Mormon Holdem) is absolutely legal.

Vegas Mama: I'll tell you how to count cards. Bart: Um. I already have a system.

Bart: No, Vegas's mom.

Homer: Wow. This is thyroidoma.

Bart: Why did Duff Bear publish a book? Lisa: At first, I put it out to settle the discussion at an izakaya. Bart: She said "Courgette". I'm going to Mo. I can't agree with this line!

Bart: Daddy, why not apply for a record? Homer: That's a good idea! Do you think you can run a kilometer in three and a half minutes? Bart: It's just Mars. Simpsons go to Mars!

Man: The only newcomer has a group stunt to go to Mars. Homer: Group stunt? Women: Like Metropolis, the biggest omelet in the world. Homer: Denver? Denver? no. Spanish.

Welcome to Duff Book of Records. Springfield is the world's most completely largest city. Homer: Wow! It is Milwhake!

Jaws Wired Shut

Merge: I am Merge Simpson. It is an old customer. This is the first time to complain. Heart Glarth (Ben Stiller): Ah, merging. I'm not familiar with the latest jargon, but are the children still calling "Get out of my office"?

Homer: Wait. Did you go to the candy factory? Was there a rampa? Merge: I have been in a cage only once. But it didn't work.

Crettus Spakler's: Now, can you remember how to set your personal signal?

Half-Decent Proposal

Kent Blockman: Good evening. Latest News: Springfield Pai Hall has closed. All sugars were banned by the Merge law. Homer: Thank you, Erin Choco Snick. It was a big effort.

Spanish: Good sugar. Come on, get money. Homer puts sugar. Spanish people take out the contract. Who wrote!

Gay Pride Participants: We are here! We are Quia! Get used to it! Lisa: I'm doing it every year! I'm used to it! March: Ride sports

Merge: I won't make a rib cocktail anymore. People who squeeze their chin usually don't get fat.

Merge: In the previous war, we called Zauer cabbage or cabbage Freedom. And Liberty Cabbage was called Super Slad.

The hands of the person who feed will not bite.

Comic Guy: Oh, Jar Jar. Everyone except me hates you.

Bart: Cool! The mother takes medicine. If you give it, you will receive a letter from Dick Cheney.

The Bart Wants What It Wants

Doctor Jiff (John Rotovitz): Don't say "party" without art! If you mistakenly say a "party". Art is fine.

Homer: Okay, Jiff, this is the weekend. But there is no joke. A stupid thing is "Gug u-Grace", anxious "Woo", or almost all the films, John Woo.

Homer: This work is perfect. I leave this world. Dirty, shouting, and torn with a beloved wife. Renny: Fast and meaningless. This is death for me!

Marge: I have to go to save Homer. But the West Springfield is three times that of Texas. I can't find him there.

Converter art that snores snoring: He is a losing dog, merging. Throw him! I traveled to the world and seven sea, and I look at you through the camera!

Woo d-No Charban

Lisa: Director Skinner, you just steal! Skinner: PFF. Welcome to the United States, Dick Cheney.

Reynia Wolfkusl: Homer, your daughter is one of the Moon Virgins who kiss whales and hug Duchakis.

The Lastest Gun in the West

Homer: Oh! I was sitting on something sharp. O. is Lara Flynn Boyle.

Liz, it's easy for women. The state council is difficult.

Homer: Canada? Why leave the United States and America JR!

from America’s 2nd Best Short Stories: All in all, it had been a weird, weird lottery. The End…?

Marge: That's very beautiful and ugly. I'm home!

Marge: I'm going to the left line here. Driver: No, wife. I'm drunk.

It's not a scientific project to make Mill House cry.

Mom, dogs have eaten clothes! Merge: It's a good attempt, but we're still going to reverse dance. Bart: d'O.

Mill House: Does anyone want to be a new best friend? Ralph: Let's do so! Mill House: Like. Finally you can be de M. Ralph: Quiet. Mill House: Yes.

Bart: I feel like living in a steak house! Back Macca (Dennis Weaver): Wow. thank you. Most people just tweet.

The Old Man and the Key

Bart: Is that a horse vacuuming? Back McCoy: If you can call it. It's as dirty as cleaning.

Grandfather: Back McCoy! He was the greatest. It was more than an opium.

Bart: If you put a throwing rope, everything will be delicious! Can you put a throwing rope on the banana? Back McCoy: What should I do!

Bart: I'm drunk! Homer: I've seen you drunk.

Homer: My offspring drunk my hero. It must be the best night in life. Why am I happy? Marge: I'm worried about Bart's feelings. Homer: Shut up!

Tales from the Public Domain

There is no XFL this year. The league has collapsed. Homer: What ... who said? Marge: Last year's MVP. I'm wiping my feet at a beauty salon.

Zelda (Olympia Dukakis): Hello. I am Zelda. Attach a "ass" to the word "nursing home".

Grandpa: I'll do anything last.

Is there an option to use this photo I took a while ago?

Zack: What are you afraid of, grandfather? Grandpa: Anything! A dog. Dutch. The darkness to come.

Vampire is not a professional choice

Homer: Is it too late? This is an extremely huge pakuri of the O. J. era! wait a minute. Blood stains on Bronco. Hand cut. Jay Leno's monologue. What a thing, he did!

Homeros: Hmm. Homeros Odyssey. Is it related to the minivan borrowed before?

Troy's King: Recently, when I get firewood, everyone thinks of Troy. Homeros: Hey. It's a Troy wooden horse. Lisa: What are you laughing, dad? Homeros: It's pretty interesting to laugh at what you think.

Odysseus: You must be drunk. Because this cloud is also angry with me.

Kirthes: Did you not eat your friends enough? Odysseus: That's my friend! Siris: That's right! I have been talking for a few hours.

Blame It On Lisa

Homeros: The impact of this situation occurs in the fictional kingdom of France.

Marina Dalk: Let's kill the United Kingdom. The concept of their personal rights has the potential to blow off our beloved tyrant!

British: I've been attacking again. British 2: I must have been off. British: Just because you keep saying that doesn't mean you.

Ophelia: OK. The hamlet will now go crazy. No one goes ahead of Ophelia in madness!

Lisa: And it's the best I have written so far. Bart: Did you go crazy? The play where everyone is killed can be so boring. Homer: Son. This is not only a great play, but also a wonderful movie. It's a great movie. The title is "Ghost Busters".

Lindsey Naguru: Hello, I'm Lindsee Neguject in charge of customers. Marju: I've met many times, Neglect. Why do you always change your job? Lindsey Naguru: I'm a sexual mania. Now. How do you contact us today?

Homer: What are you going to do, Homer? BART HOPES: Crazy Plan, Crazy Plan, Crazy Plan. Homer: Bring a tool and beer. Bart: Yes!

Homer: Don't you know a Brazilian boy a small killer? I forgot the name, but I saw it in a movie.

If you enter the Kongline, you can go where you want.

Bart: Like Europeans. I always disappear. I guess I went to a good place.

Weekend at Burnsie’s

Homer: Take me, but leave the boy! Brazilian kidnapper: Unfortunately, he has already returned.

Brazilian kidnapper: Look! Amazon. Look at Amazon.

Ronaldo: I tried to write a letter, but I didn't know which staff lived. Lisa: Yes, this is a little mysterious. But you can guess if you look at the prompt.

Merge: Homer, why are you laughing? Brazilian POW: He is a Stockholm syndrome.

Brazilian kidnapping opens a suitcase full of money! Brazilian kidnapper 2: Our money is absolutely gay.

Marge: Homer, it's very unpleasant to see Raven Gang in our bedroom. Homer: This is a murder, Darling. The Raven Group is called a murder. Marge: I'm sleeping on the sofa.

Gump Roast

Homer: But aren't marijuana or "Davame" illegal? Dr. Hever: Only the favorite person.

Homer: Then let's look at it. "If you need it, you can smoke. Note: Things look easier to eat than it actually

Bart: Dad, I didn't hate her saxophone. Homer: I didn't like it, but now Papino is a special medicine, never use it, it will break your life. Absolutely!

Merge: Where did you get this suit? Homer: Wow! amazing! About one problem at once

I Am Furious (Yellow)

Homer: Do you have a kitchen?

Merge: Before going there, blindfold. Homer: All other feelings are getting worse! Bart, you ate pizza at noon. Lisa, I'm depressed.

KRAZY: Hey, Homer, do you remember this voice? Homer: Cathleen Turner! Raler!

Simpson grandfather: Holy Toledo! What does this dress have? Said Show Mel: This is the consensus of this audience.

The Sweetest Apu

Merge: Homer, these people baked by professionals. You don't have to feed it.

Bart: Why does Danger Dog mean more than junior high school or church? Jeff Genkins: Because this luggage is the worst.

Stan: Hey, are you a young man who chased Linda Carter? Comic Youth: This is "caring".

Bart: Has Stan returned? Stan Lee has never been separated. In fact, he has begun to think that his intelligence is no longer the best.

Crazy: Wow, how interesting! There is only one way to compete with data. I always order livestock that I always try to hold on my crotch. Secretary: Susan Anton? Mad: No, Lemura.

Homer: Are you actually doubting what you don't want to come? This is the reconstruction of the civil war. Shooting requires a lot of red packs. APU: I don't consider what is correct in this statement.

APU: Ah, Annette. Annette: Energetic, handsome? Apu: Hmm. He took one penny and left one penny.

Little Girl in the Big Ten

Lisa: Choose, Dad! I'll be late. Homer: Okay, I understand. You don't have to draw only the picture of Mary Todd.

Home r-Marju: Why are you all the ally of district merchants every time you appear?

APU: Every time, I thought karma was a boronka, but now. Homer: Well. Caramelbrinka.

James Lipton: I'm happy and enjoy your lead.

Manjula: You can see that you are trying to rush into me. But I can't change my consideration for overnight blasphemy at the Tanduri shop and acquired things. Or what to declare again, Branduri!

Lisa: Who wants to wear a swimsuit? Homer: Um, Putan and Spide r-Man.

Homer: Are you okay? Lisa: I'm not fine. I'm a gymnast! Homer: Oh, I guess I had Dream of Hitler again.

Laziness is ant i-revolution.

The Frying Game

Lugash: The girls were all beautiful. The cat has returned to everyone. Gymnast: I had a dog. Lugash: Now a cat!

Lisa: Wow! Yes, I am generally a research institute. There is no blues direction. Oops. It is necessary to grow up. Life is the worst. Jimnust: Of course.

Dr. Hibat: Now, you have no doubt that you were not actually in China? It's not ashamed.

Marge: When he didn't want ice cream, everything was really serious. Bart: I wanted to eat ice cream! For example, your founder ate anything!

Bart: In this ventilation, I do rudimentary things. Is this bad? It's the worst!

Lenny: If you want my noble consideration, Mohamed Ali was much better than anyone except the ant i-rock brake system. Carl: Yes, how about Johnny Matisis vs. Diet Pepsi?

Poppa’s Got a Brand New Badge

Simpson, the extinction of the disappearing looks is regarded as a federal atrocious act in cooperation with the 1994 abolition law.

Judgment: Roy Snider: Homer Simpson, pesticides and clips are 200 hours of social refusal under the deteriorated living conditions.

Old Jews: Did this dish really contain Cobler? Homer: Ah. They abandoned Cobler. Old Jews: The smell of Cobler! Homer: Don't understand who smells.

Homer: Do you have a chance to do anything? Become a witness? Do you forge evidence? Racial map! Drama!

Homer Talks to Carmen Electra's Chest Carmen Electra: Uh. Homer, my personality is here. Homer: I made a personal choice.

Lisa: Daddy, no good! I'm trying to save energy. Homer: Lisa, when we start saving, the environmental protectionist wins!

Season 26

Homer: Oh, if I plan to lead with Santa and I will always lead to an accident.

Bart: Drink with beer? Homer: Like, but not imported. Marge: Homer! Homer: There are only limited ones, merging.

Did you kidnap your daughter's doll? Zimbo: It's probably to be ashamed of women. Homer: Review, son. I'm going to the colony. Jimbo: But I just came from my colony. Homer: That's right. I need instructions.

Homer: I don't know. I wasn't lazy, not stupid, and I finally stepped up to an uncomfortable job. I'm killed for that!

The Wreck of the Relationship

Who shot and kill the bandits during this time? Homer: Maybe there is a guardian angel. Have a gun.

KRASH: The only thing that actually comforts me is that it has ended brightly, and you can only meet four times a day.

Therapist Pickles: Finally, what brought you here? Don't read "clown car". Crazy: I'm a sad and catastrophic clown! What is he? Liberal.

Crazy: Did you walk to the temple? Bart: Yes, I understand that all religions are the same. Let's go, look at it. KRAZY: Honey, there's no way to cheer me. Whiskey, good deeds and confusion were definitely not helpful. Bart: Who is this prostitute? Crash: Ah. It's easier to say which is confusing.

Homer: Your subsidiary helped me, comfortable. Lisa: That's all I wanted. A little control.

Super Franchise Me

Treehouse of Horror XXV

School is Hell

Homer: You should have installed a program to block parental controls on all computers. Bart: I don't think I'll block this. Marge: "Mammography".

Why do I have to eat broccoli? Like Randy Cuid. Like Randy Cuid. Bart: Yes. Randy Cuid. He is pretty healthy.

Marge: Brownie! The fantasy lottery is over. I chose five kickers. This is a football, right? Home r-Bart: Absolutely eat this broccoli.

A Clockwork Yellow

Lisa: Mama, it's nonsense. You can imagine a man tells his friends something unpleasant, or a woman tells the other person.

Marge: WiFi! Wifi! I have to cut WiFi! Lisa: She is stressed. My husband is in the sea.

Eternal suffering is the only sanctions for those who have not been baptized.

The Others

Lisa: Not only. If I have high demand, hell will be cold.

Grandfather: Wow. I have nothing. This is terrible. And it is important to be really bad. I'm the top of the faculty and staff union.

Opposites A-Frack

Mug: The way of sampling was bad, we were. I didn't pay attention to Carroll Channing's back dancer.

Mug: These punks did not respect their predecessors. I didn't wear a leather jacket. Doom: How do you attract your fat Ivoibo care?

Mug: And there is a brother here. I was beaten, had a bruise, and had no chance to go to an orgy party. But I was happy.

The power of Chrysler makes it so!

Simpsorama

Doctor Marbin Monroe: Simpsons, I'll ask! This brawl has nothing to do. Dr. Marvin Monroe? Are you alive or dead? Monroe: It's a terrible situation. I leaked to the middle of the wall, and I couldn't move.

Patty: It's a fucking. Let's go outside. Selma: Nature is the ashtray of God.

Lisa: To stop Mr. Burns, it would be impossible with the 8-yea r-old girl who is trying to write a book about Beazas and Ramona.

Maxin Rombard (Jane Fonda): Your mining work has ended as chairman of the energy, natural resources, and airship security committee.

Burns: My bedroom in Antonin Skaria! Robert Siegel: This is now in the middle of a social radio broadcast. Burns: Who are you? Robert Sigel: Robert Seagel. And this is the program of All Things Considered.

Sofa Gag Hednisumbot: Please enter! Please relax. Homer: Hey, the sofa is a sofa.

Homer: What is that? Lisa: Probably a South American galaxy junk that has fallen off the track. Bart: Do you remember this condition wasn't bad? Lisa: I don't remember.

Homer: I'm worried about the eyes of this illustration! Bart: It's a mirror. Homer: Are all the great art considered a mirror?

Homer: Don't drink, a loved one! Vendor Bender Bender Rodriguez (John Dimaggio): Chewing my shiny iron ass! With slogan!

Blazed and Confused

Lisa: If it looks a little different, imagine. Bart: Oh, the person who made a vendor just felt like putting an antenna on his father's sketch. Lisa: I think it's a little omission.

Lisa: Wait! Why do you need to kill your father? Especially Chia Suburger is doing it for you. Dr. Hubert J. Fan Worth (Billy West): Homer Simpson must be immediately exterminated. The creature that destroys New York has his DNA.

Dr. Fan Worth: Good news! Philip J. Fly (Billy West) -Bart: That is, everything is bad.

Bart: Wow. It is a repetition of jokes once in a thousand years. Oh, Calmba!

Covercraft

Lisa: I can't trust it, you actually give up without fighting! Tringa Lilla (Katie Sagar): Lisa: We're just courier service. Fly: And it's a bit sloppy.

Manager Charmers: Please! Lemon. He was a socially incompatible person who disliked children, but it was only two years, but he was only considered a teacher because he actually had a place to work.

Jack Lassen (Willem Defo): ... There is a special HBO for your fat mother. Nelson: My mother can't forgive me. It's an exotic dancer! Lassen: What exotic space do you dance? Nelson: "Touching class". But he has fallen. Lassen: My son, I didn't have a C-L. Nelson: I'm ... Every time.

Welding: It looks lonely and it's a bit strange. Hoover: You scolded loneliness on this theme.

I Won’t Be Home for Christmas

Mill House: This is contrary to the rules and conditions! Bart: We're all reading conditions, Mill House.

Lisa: Look at this sample. Homer: Lisa, how much I have read to bow in front of our lord?

Kent Blockman: Appu and his party appeared as the main hero of the sketch of the game show on the Saturday Night Live program. Bart: By the way, what is this game show? Homer: Those they sketch.

Lisa: Daddy is not obliged to envy Apu. Don't forget that music is everything. Homer: I'm not envious. I'm envious. Netami is a fear of being stolen by someone. Jealousy is the desire to own what the other person has. That's basically enviable. Lisa says: He is right.

Homer: Even if one person is not bad, others get a little worse. Look at this. This is physics!

Deer: Beef is not comparable to the taste of chicken.

Homer: I have that ability, if I drink it, driving will definitely improve.

The Man Who Came to Be Dinner

Bart’s New Friend

The Musk Who Fell to Earth

Walking Big & Tall

Bart: Oh, today is the night before Christmas. I don't want fat people to be late today!

Homer: Does his funding go to our school? APU: You were in our school. What are you talking about?

Bart: The boy never pulls when he talks, when he sees the founder hung in a Santa suit and is shocked by the Christmas flow.

Marge: Well, in consideration of everything you have spread, we think we will have the opportunity to listen to some of your wisdom and enjoy it. Grandfather: Increasing Puerti Chance ... Marge: Racial discrimination is ridiculous!

Homer: Um. The lower wall ...

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