Month: March 2015

Another week, another blog collaboration! Another share not even featured on Gillian and Krista's great blog Colaba! This week, Krista chose American Mary. Here's her review.

A medical student who experiences problems starts performing surgery to alter her body for extra funds.

Bland version:

Warning: The quickest way to not want to eat anything while watching this movie is to drink a pint of Ben & Jerry's and then almost immediately regret it due to the fact that Mary operates on a wet turkey in the first stage of the movie. This is probably the ugliest scene in the entire movie (I have to admit that I have a stronger antipathy towards raw meat).

Thank you, actually the wet turkey freed you from a bad employee. Here you go.

If you include the cheese meat story, Mary Mason (Katharine Isabelle of Ginger Snaps fame) is the center of the story. She is chased by moneylenders, chased by doctors, and tries to be a normal Hungarian grandma.

Mary meets Billy, the ignorant owner of a strip club (played by Marco from Bomb Girls). Mary is not completely drunk on her sexy routine, but Billy invites her in for $5, 000 and a crazy plan in the basement of the club.

A woman called Beatrice, who has had many surgeries, approaches Mary the next day saying that she wants to look like Betty Bop. She has a friend who wants to talk to Mary about the surgeries. The surgeries are essentially necessary to complete the process of transforming her into a real doll. What is the quantity in Anatomy Project? Does it capture the essence? Or am I also very present? Finally, she doesn't want to own her nipples or vaginal holes.

My favorite character in this movie.

Mary receives $12, 000 for the surgery, and to be honest, it's pretty hard to pass this up. All in all, I'm not a doctor on a pretty important basis. Apart from math and science, I'm in shape.

During this time, all the doctors, even her doctor, are total shit. She was invited to a party with the doctors and that was the beginning of my 10 minutes. I am writing from a nightmare. As a result of what is actually happening without question, like the doctors. You know what I mean.

Then, throw the Mary's party to medical high school and get a new patient with a professor of his manga, Predator. So it passes a specific number of physical remodeling procedures. She also reveals a special hospital for those who love body conversion, which is concerned about more thirsty patients, but she is still illegal.

In Billy, there is a daily imagination about Maria that the unexpected transformation noticed with reddish lipstick (clearly). His imagination is similarly cheerful and complicated, almost every time sexy dance and blood appear.

Sir? What happened? Move your own imagination to another room.

After working under Doll Lady Mary, the concerns of twins who operate the body fashion site / magazine invites her, and they visit her. They are Germans (don't turn into "human pollination") and require Mary to change their left hand and deepen their dating, but it's not a prostitute. I guess the vagina is changing. It is unknown what this procedure itself leads to the connection other than changing hands.

Apparently, the ruined doctor Mary was still alive, hung on a hook in the basement, all limbs were cut, and the seafood was sewn. Unfortunately, police officers discovered Mary's work and led to too early death. Billy decided to dispose of a doctor who gave the police, but in fact Mary had the opportunity to become a suspect.

After this, her grandmother dies. The number of corpses is close to Shakespeare's figures.

For a while, when Mary is Billy, he confesses that he is very likely to have a doctor's attitude toward the prophecy. He invites her to go to Los Angeles together for a month, but she seems to be interested in him, and she is a longing expression.

Sorry, Catherine Isabel. You are something different from this illustration.

Returning home, Mary receives a signal from Beatrice. It turned out that a doll's husband was trying to revenge Mary without considering her exercise.

What will happen in the future?

I don't consider it, I like to leave the ending on a cliff. It has the ability to freeze with the new norms of children.

This movie has a fairly good factor, but there are many WT F-like elements. From a streak, the film was broken, but Catherine Isabel was beautiful, especially when it was ironic or dark. The movie theater was certainly interesting and quickly executed, but in some elements, I myself experienced as a person who saw a train accident, for example.

Increase the meaning of nothing and analyze everything to death ... But what exactly is Mary in the United States? Does it mean I don't know anything? Or is "American" only used in all titles to warn the audience that this work might contain satire?

I also wanted to see more Beatrice / doll women. This was unexpected because the doll woman was a little scared. You can like your body, but if you're like a doll, at least I'm a little scared.

After this movie, I admit that I wanted a square or at least Vulcan ear.

3/5 pink panther head

I thought it was 3 and 5, but I remembered Antonio Cupo (Billy) didn't take off her shirt. (Have you ever argued that I'm not the most superficial critic? If so, that's a lie.)

Meanwhile, the movie had a strange dream that Lena Danam and Antonio Cupo were filming together in Italy. I think it was a series of Vinette starring Lena Danam, similar to PARIS JE T'AIME. In the part I remember, Lena Danham played a tennis star in the 60's with a blonde wig, dressed dramatic on a speedboat, and was convinced that it was 95 % Helen Miren. I was trying to draw the benefactor.

Grabbers, or: Alcohol Is the Answer

Another round of the blog collaboration between Gillian and Crysta! Compare / contrast with the great criticism of Crysta's blog.

(Let's say today is Sunday. Otherwise, I have to admit that I am the worst c o-worker in history.

An alien tentacle monster scares a small island in Ireland. At least, all problems with alien tentacles are solved.

Bland version:

At the beginning of the movie, the ominous light is released from the sky to the earth (probably aliens).

Whatever (yes, they are aliens), when crashed off Ireland, all crew members (although very small) were wiped out.

What will happen next? Do you know that humanity is a true monster (no, an alien monster with a tentacle)?

A young police police appear on a small island in Ireland. A hangover police officer welcomes her and behaves like a grumpy and in general.

The time on the beautiful Irish coast is interrupted by a considerable number of small whales (immediately, it will actually be RIP-OFFS of Star Trek IV, and enterprise. -The crew is time again to help whales). The first is a whale that investigates police and marine ecologists. Marine ecologist Russell Teovi (Real artist in a real movie. The power of science has disappointed us because it did not give a winewin method called teleportation.

This movie is the greatest work I've seen so far.

It was when Irish old fisherman Paddy caught a sketch as a lobster. (According to the lyrics of another Irish, "this is not a Robster") Paddy decides to provide a fresh house in his bath in his bath. With the drunkenness as it is, Paddy finds himself in the amount of police officer osci, for example, to anyone who hears him.

Oshi absolutely loves the refreshing police officer Nolan, who makes her uncomfortable, drunk at the front door and invited me to meet. On the other hand, she brings him into a video camera at night.

At the same time, creatures are also killed as a minimum of 3-4. The bass room's turmoil Lobster moves to the ceiling and attacks it (it is quite similar to the tentacle/ Vagina of the monster in Watchmen).

In this article, we decided not to use a tag (to avoid [bigger] traffic from Internet Crawl)). All of these are paired with beautiful photos on the island. I don't know if it's an alien = marine monster, but I'm about to be on this peninsula.

The next day: Marine ecologist Smith examines Hapugu (Paddy calls). Judging from the structure of the language, Hapugu is obliged to hit his victims and drink it like a hill. Basically, you can live with blood and water. This person was pregnant and was full of Hapugi eggs.

I was full of Hapugi and I was full. Smith suspects that it has killed and applied whales as a food source for caviar.

Nolan and Oshi, who were investigating Grabber's attack, returned to a research institute on a fire. The sprinkler is activated at the laboratory. Do you remember that only blood and water needed to survive? Smith says, "You are really an Irishman" (apologizing to Irish people).

At least Nolan has a fire extinguisher. However, everything in this photo shows terrible fire safety.

The grip attacks Ossie's face, making it impossible to distinguish it from Potc's Dave Jones. Then he goes to Paddy, but he is not very interested in his blood. The old drunk is still alive, and the creature did not show any interest, so I understand that Paddy's blood alcohol level is toxic to her.

Stunning plan: Drink alcohol without disturbing in a pub. The only problem is that Nolan does not drink alcohol and does not know if he is drunk, which leads to a thrilling speech of the fashion. After all, Nolan can get drunk. I'm drunk, laughing, and sloppy. After a doctor on the island introduces n o-run blood into tentacle monsters, the tentacle monster is smaller than the tentacle monster.

Police gather everyone in pubs and small groups who know the true reason of the party discuss their protection plans.

When the extended version of the Tentam Monster breaks into the party with multiple turnips of Tentam Monster, Hatsume carries the party. There are many drunk Irish people in a narrow closed space, so the fight begins as a matter of course (Ireland, forgive me again).

When the islanders understand the cause of the party, they start brainstorming, for example, throwing bombs into monsters, thrusting them off cliffs, and gaining a number of wonderful ideas with drunken momentum. It will definitely work. Finally, Nolan comes up with the worst idea-the crane is caught and dried. Unfortunately, she accidentally ignites the pub.

Whether the plan succeeds. Will this movie suddenly become "hell on the tower"? Will the poor residents of Irish can stop drinking someday?

Don't answer these questions for dramatic productions. And because this article already has 1, 000 characters, you have to interrupt yourself.

Seriously, I think you should look at it.

This is an IFC movie, the effects / acting / technology are reasonable, not bad. Even if this movie was absolutely scared, the beautiful images of the Irish coastline would make up for it (although this movie is not terrible). The film was not surprisingly delicate, especially for horror comedy. Just like Crysta, I was laughing with a movie, not in the movie. Everything that happens was reminiscent of the life of the Twilight Zone, but my grandmother started living with the boys and everything was going well, but she turned out to be a robot. In the sense.

Seriously, this is a very wonderful horror movie setting.

The biggest dissatisfaction was that I had to make a considerable number of curtains to understand Paddy and other drunken characters (and there was a character called tadhg. There are many consonants and low vowels, etc. )

One of the lessons of the movie is that dedication solves all problems, including drunks. But this is Hollywood.

4/5 Pink Panther Head

Note that this evaluation has lost its meaning because I use it in all movies.

The Immigrant, or: Occasionally I Need to Take a Break from Bad Movies to Listen to Marion Cotillard Speaking Polish

To be honest, it's hard to accept this, but at least I want to be a little away from a bad movie. I miss the motivation of a believed character. Also intentional conversation. There is no poor effect. Important dressing rooms and decorations.

In fact, reviewing almost similar movies has made it possible to evaluate people who are immersed in genres such as books, movies, and music. I have no concentration to immerse in such a thing.

I called the movie "Hipstar" because of the fact that it does not apply to any other category and a foreign language. I don't think everyone in hipstar feels very melodramic, for example, Marion Cotillard is very mainstream, but for me this movie is basically not defect.

Young Polish immigrants who try to meet their sisters will become ic e-like sex workers and have to confront men's collective ugliness in New York in the 1920s.

Bland version:

Eva (Marion Cotillard) and his sister Magda are a young Polish woman who lived in the United States in the United States in the 1920s and began to have problems from the beginning.

Immediately after arriving on the Ellis Peninsula, Magda is detained on the suspicion of a mild illness (tuberculosis). Abba is also detained by the lack of an address to live with his aunt and his uncle, and being accused of morals on board (Marion is low in morals, or a bureaucrat on Ellis Island).

Fortunately (laughs), Bruno, played by Joa Kin Phoenix, promises to make Eva smuggling and hire as a needle. Moreover, he has the ability to use his connection to release Magda from the center of the decision. In addition, he plans to become a prostitute and to appear in an unknown cabaret, but at first he will play every psychological warfare with her.

Bruno makes her feel guilty about stealing money from other women, and asks her to pull out when he tries to touch her body. And she will appear in the cabaret half naked as Lady Liberty. One of my biggest conclusions from this movie is that I don't know what the cabaret is actually.

In the 1920s Hooters, clowns and beautiful girls are dressed as famous tourist attractions in South America.

Soon, Eva was the first customer (John? This movie destroyed all the elements that I thought would be cool if it existed in the 1920s).

The next night, Eva escapes to his uncle and his aunt. Uncle and aunt welcome Eva, and Eva will live in his uncle and his aunt's house. However, because the film is dedicated to the mental distress of immigrants, his uncle refuses to offer and asks her "low moral". The arrival police report that she will take her to the Ellis Peninsula and forcibly repatriate.

You're basically Everything (maybe you're in love with Marion Cotillard a bit).

Before the hearing, a show will be held for those who are likely to be repatriated. why? I don't think. For example, if dinner and show (excluding dinner) are provided, is the depth is creepy?

One of the performers is Orlando Bolshoi, a magician who uses the eyeliner played by Jeremy Lener. He marks Eva and presents flowers.

The next day, Bruno visits Eva and wins the release. Eve urgently demands more money, but he did not expect Bruno to keep his promise (a smart woman).

When the cabaret owner hires him as an entertainer, Eva reunites with Orlando. They were cousins, but Bruno hated Emil. In the past, he drank alcohol, gambling, and was generally more attractive.

Eva sheds tears because Eva raises Eva to the stage and opens a reading technique, but the visitors have been insulted to Eva's address and begins to throw their luggage. Bruno and Emil fight, literally all the men fight with all other men and fall into confusion. The owner, Rosie, fired Bruno, who grabbed a woman with him to start a new business.

I'm sorry, in fact, in my photos, Marion Cotillard looks very nice. (No, that's not the case).

The new business is that Bruno and women walk in the central park, randomly secure young men, push them, and in fact they are flocks, friction, and similar people who have escaped from the site. Trying to tell you that. I believe this will begin when you have been a man from the 1920s.

There is a young man who pretends to hire Eva to create an opportunity for Emil to talk to Eva and apologize for her shame last night. However, since Emil and Bruno are in two different situations, there is a question that Eva has no choice but to believe in either Emil, Bruno, or it (Oh, it is always a cyclical content that is not a hopeful observation). 。

When Bruno arrives and Eva and Emil are together, they are crazy and attack Emil with a knife. Emil, who likes to encourage Bruno on purpose, is pretty stupid. Bruno will spend the night in Ktutsuka.

After a collision with a knife, one of the young women comes to talk to Eva to put all responsibilities. In fact, Bruno protects them from dubious, violent, sick young men. Without it, they would lose money and probably regain from her group. Yes, Eve is not going to reconcile with your shit.

I'll kill you with this scissors.

Emil is still talking to Eva and tells Eva his willingness to move to California. He invites him to quit his assistant, but she refuses and stays near New York's older sister.

Eva goes to see him when Bruno is released from Kututsk until the next day.

She goes to the temple to offer a candle prayer and confesses to a woman with a low moral idea. Bruno hears her confession and also confirms the real case. He is also a confused person. As a result of being ashamed of Eva falling into hell, the whole scene is terrible. Her confession shows an amazing recognition and tells her that God is more pleased to find a loud lamb. (Listen well, fundamentalists).

On the same night, Emil visits Eva and receives a phone call to get a huge and happy famil y-like money heading west with Magda. Eva warns him and leaves because Bruno had a revolver.

When Bruno was discovered, it turned out that Emil had kidnapped the revolver. There are many psycho in this family, and there are many psycho.

As the organizer, I believe in this movie and really think it's worth searching for you, so I will refrain from plotting details. And I was tired, a little more. (Well, it's quite a number because I was tired.)

It's enough to just leave one person once, just once, and how Eva will reunite with his real sister.

To briefly explain the scenario, it sounds quite melodramatic, but I want to keep in mind that the characters and the plausible motives of the characters are surprisingly many.

The performance of this movie is wonderful. Marion Cotillard perfectly plays Eve's unimaginable inner strength, and the sound of Polish is quite impressive. To be honest, I can only say a little in Polish, and I have never heard of a person who is speaking in Polish for a long time, but in fact everything is an inexperienced Marion. I think it's ready. She will be the best Macbeth.

Joa Kin Phoenix is ​​also impressive in this movie. Let's say there was no false failure.

If you like wel l-cut melodrama, such as "Mogambo" and "Now, Voyager". This fastest movie will cause your anger on behalf of women around the world.

4/5 Heading "Pink Panther

I want to evaluate this movie 4 or 5 points from "Pink Panther". This is a really good movie, but I acknowledge that whether you can enjoy it in a cinema or not depends on how much you worship Marion Kotoyal as a goddess.

P. I do not take into account the meaning of the last, but please be careful.

Why are mermaids not covered? The age-old question.

Killer Mermaid, or: Sometimes the Baby Boomers Are Right

Great blog - Kollab Gillian and Christa Part 3 of 2015! Here is the review of CRISTERS.

Post, ahem, Sunday night. Sunday night is now, so in several places. No Hawaii included? Take the devil.

Best friends on vacation in the Mediterranean begin to fight for their lives when they attack... Murdious Merkaid.

Bland version:

Killer Mermaid from Mobile Savage quote. Please God, let this be the world's most ambitious horror movie with a mermaid theme. There is still an unimaginable dramatic breakdown accompanied by music like an unnatural hybrid of Secret Materials and Jaws. This was made to create an atmosphere of mystery and to contrast with the installation of a "sweet" couple enjoying the beach entertainment. I'm already dying. This feeling is furthered by the fact that the actual music sounds like a Shakira imitation, with lyrics like this: "The sea looks good, like it's in the sun." Seriously.

So this couple is still happy with the sun, youth, etc., and the fact that we didn't run out after 5 minutes because we're late for the chest. Strategically placed hair/partially closed with hands, but slightly straightened. I didn't wait for it.

Our nauseatingly smiling/fun half-extended couple gets happy at night, I'm straight into the sea, which, as we know, is considered un-educated thinking.

Guy: Can you hear me?

Chubak: Ugh, are you trying to kill us, mermaid killer?

Woman: No. Don't be shy, keep looking at my chest.

Behold, something comes from the water and drags the man into the sea. Yes, this is a mermaid. While someone approaches the young woman and kills her, he sees a fish hook. Watching this movie, I realized that even though I didn't understand the technical term for a fish hook, this is a raw fish hook. Really, they'd be better off using a harpoon or maybe an anchor, but I guess when you're doing a mermaid-themed horror movie, you get to choose.

Now that we have the dramatic ammunition, we're introduced to our main hero - seriously 1940s hair style and hot, and doesn't get a chance to take his shirt off for himself. I Googled their names because I didn't have a chance to remember that I was invited by Kelly and Lucy. They came to this damn Mediterranean country to meet their past Lucy, Alex. Well, look, she's totally over it and no one is interested in her, even from afar. Not at all.

He meets these two women and he gets his own. Kelly was doing well, but he began to remember that his brother had drowned at the age of 10. Since then she has been afraid of swimming. And the old man who is rowing on a rowing boat looks strange at everyone.

Aruer, be careful about the island. No, I don't explain anything and I don't try to infer logically. However, I think I trust a terrible old man's advice that does not understand myself.

However, it is not easy to let the Yankees stop parties. When we arrive at Alex's residential ward, Lucy suddenly wears a shorts with South American flags, also known as PARTY ATTIRE. Alex's wife is jealous and panicked, and dances together (What).

What kind of scene is this?

The bride gets drunk and vomits, Kelly goes for a walk, and Lucy kisses Alex. A murderer with a grappling hook sometimes punches out.

The next day, our house party heads to the ruined Army base. There are also ruined prisons, and they want to see it later. Stella's idea.

The captain of the rowing boat watches everyone except Kelly swims. The swimming Yasmin suddenly caught something, but it was Bob's unnatural young man. Naturally, Lucy invites him to dinner.

Everyone wants to talk about the Mamura Peninsula, apparently resembling Alcatraz. (Don't go to the fucking peninsula. Jesus Christ.) Captain wearing a scab was witnessed (of course), and Mamura was bloody, and it was definitely used by the Nazi during World War II. Warn (please become a Nazi mermaid). At this point, I thought that this movie was essentially an episode of Skovie Du, but I had a heart. For example, they definitely go to the peninsula in the same way, except for Killer Mermaid, simply impressive.

I want to live here. Is there a discount according to the number of murder cases on the island?

In fact, when a young man witnessed a bucket full of blood in a well, they know that they are not alone. He disappeared, and when Kelly looked further, he saw a mermaid at the bottom of the well. However, the man returns with a gun and begins to aim for one party. The group trying to leave the peninsula learns that the criminal has shot a boat. Eventually we know that this young man is a murderer with a grappling hook.

I don't think about how to briefly explain the outline of this part without saying anything boring. Everyone tries to escape the culprit with a grappling hook. Except for Alex, everyone starts listening to mermaid songs and is obsessed with the idea of ​​finding her. By the way, the mermaid song is very similar to a whale song, and it is natural that she is quite sexy.

Eventually, the party returns, except for Alex, who is crazy by the mermaid. When everyone leaves the murderer with a fishing needle, the murderer returns and kills Alex's wife Jasmine. It takes a long time for everyone to understand that she is no longer, and overall it is quite depressing.

Bob is likely to be hypnotized by the mermaid, but Kelly pulls back from that state with a punch. Eventually, the group will face a mermaid and a killer with a grappling hook, and will develop into a fierce war scene. Or rather, to the brawl scene with a small number of hits. The mermaid transforms into a piranha and drowns Lucy, and Bob succeeds in grabbing the killer with a hook. And Alex died. (Does anyone care)?

And two more. A sullen captain notices out of nowhere, and the three are rescued by his boat. I think this is quite close to the actual plot of "Skubby Dou on the Zombie Peninsula". The only missing is the cat waswolf and zombies. There is no doubt that the mermaid has killed all the captains of the captain who had been working on a secret underground tunnel connecting the peninsula and the continent. Apart from the captain, of course, the first assistant (Lieutenant? Only the man can listen to the siren song, but to be honest, I'm pretty disappointed. I want a sequel with the theme of lesbian mermaids (I have to admit that I have been talking about this in all movies since "C o-dependence Lesbian Space Alien").

At last, the mermaid is catching up. Kelly shouts many times, "I'm there!" The mermaid drowns Bob and chases the captain. Kelly jumps into the sea and regains the harpoon from the mermaid. But this is not the end. The mermaid who has been hit twice with a harpoon jumps out of the water and attacks Kelly. Fortunately, the captain has a net, and I don't think about how to briefly explain the outline of this part without saying mermaids (? < Span>. Other than Alex, she starts listening to the mermaid and finds her, for example. Sexy is natural.

Eventually, the party returns, except for Alex, who is crazy by the mermaid. When everyone leaves the murderer with a fishing needle, the murderer returns and kills Alex's wife Jasmine. It takes a long time for everyone to understand that she is no longer, and overall it is quite depressing.

Bob is likely to be hypnotized by the mermaid, but Kelly pulls back from that state with a punch. Eventually, the group will face a mermaid and a killer with a grappling hook, and will develop into a fierce war scene. Or rather, to the brawl scene with a small number of hits. The mermaid transforms into a piranha and drowns Lucy, and Bob succeeds in grabbing the killer with a hook. And Alex died. (Does anyone care)?

And two more. A sullen captain notices out of nowhere, and the three are rescued by his boat. I think this is quite close to the actual plot of "Skubby Dou on the Zombie Peninsula". The only missing is the cat waswolf and zombies. There is no doubt that the mermaid has killed all the captains of the captain who had been working on a secret underground tunnel connecting the peninsula and the continent. Apart from the captain, of course, the first assistant (Lieutenant? Only the man can listen to the siren song, but to be honest, I'm pretty disappointed. I want a sequel with the theme of lesbian mermaids (I have to admit that I have been talking about this in all movies since "C o-dependence Lesbian Space Alien").

4/5 Pink Panther Head

Eventually, the party returns, except for Alex, who is crazy by the mermaid. When everyone leaves the murderer with a fishing needle, the murderer returns and kills Alex's wife Jasmine. It takes a long time for everyone to understand that she is no longer, and overall it is quite depressing.