Clown Tear Junkies

In the crazy world of these perverted stories, there is only one different thing:

That is, the tears of clowns are better.

When a sexually engagement couple has given the relationship and decides to attract a bee, they will notice that they are not worth getting 811 in case of emergency. The father, who got the job of a bride's assistant in a romance like a fairy tale, looks exactly like one of the heroes of the John Carpenter's movie Samushing. A simple man who is a victim of the cruel drawing story spends his life on the park bench to keep waiting for a sexy girl. Cube in his 20s, good old D & amp; amp; amp; ap; Azing Cattle and Edward Munch's cul t-like cult, visits the club every weekend and tries to himself.

Douglas Hekura's debut collection "Pellow poisoning" is filled with these absurd and many other obstacles.

Page 174, soft cover

Published in the first edition of September 1, 2013

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Many years ago, after I got an English literature, I left Academic Science. Currently, I write novels except when working as a copywriter / editor in the medical field.

Here are some good words that people have said about my work:

"Douglas Hakuru is one of the best writers writing strange and absurd works. -Charles Austin Muer

"His company's best absurdist visaaro" --My M. Won

"He always creates the most strange, most ridiculous and most well written work I've ever read." - Arthur Graham

"Surgent leader, folly governor, madness's highest dog. The clever and incompetent Douglas Hakuru is one of the most unique voices in the visaaro fiction."

"The master of a short novel.-Rodney Gardner

"Hakuru is a genius who laughs loudly. -Donald armfield

"... One of the sharpest satire in the visaaro fiction." --Bizaralo Central

"... Always cheerful, scary, and stunning brushing entertainment. Recommended!" Brian Boyer

"Douglas Hakuru is an evil genius. -Kevin J. Kennedy

My heart blew off. Literally. I need a new fuse. I have never read such a boo k-Nicky Howard, about "Piero Tears of Tears"

"It's when you come to Mr. Hackle, not just you, but you have the opportunity to foresee what will happen, even if he tells the only fact. [...] You are at the end The situation cannot actually lead you to create and chat, so that everything, including the page, ends the end.

"Hakle is not afraid to force a contract, as you laugh in the right way and vice versa,"

Madness! [....... "If you haven't read a visaaro book, I sincerely think it's worth reading this book. -About Livius Renydin (former main podcast reserved. Teller Manekuvin "

"... Zolter Geist Polter Geist" is an excellent work by Vizaro-Ujasov, and as a result, we trace the footprints to imitate the prototype and try to go ahead of the followers who remain in this genre. "I love science fiction and fantasy critics.

"This book is an absurdist master class, which means that the whole pranks in the world are actually lacking in similar things [...]. Peace "or" Sin and Punishment "My life? To be honest, I don't think, for example, do you have a little chance? Did this book change my life? Yes, no, in general, yes. -What about the fact that Dark Wortman and Winona Rider are still with a man from Soul Acairam? About other unfortunate situations on fear and death. ''

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Every time, I like one of these unusual books. However, it is not easy to read and enjoy something similar, this fallen, no n-human, and ... without experiencing a serious introspective moment. Not correct. What actually happened to Male Honkaya? For example, Karen, a British undergraduate student, was enthusiastic about Villet and Burik House. Why is it ranted 'Big Power Members'? This book has a lot of creeps, and it shouts text, 3-x, rather than at least six stories that end with absolute horseshoes and numbers. Needless to say, a story consisting of a blank page?

Ah, literall y-she actually gives points in the fifth point that she doesn't like mental vanity at the fifth point, and the BDSM with a bee is actually devastating.

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I would like to apologize for this criticism in advance, but I can't do it because Doug Hackle doesn't forgive me. Doug Hackle is impressive. Doug Hackle is so cheeky. I have no other way than Doug Hackle.

Clown Tear Junkies is about to contain 27 stories that have recently emerged from the huckl e-flashing and / or strange small heads. Each story is like a flash paper, and it burned, so I hit my head **, so I just burned my eyebrows, so I ignited another work **, but my friend's head. Was just burned and very pleasant!

D & Amp; AMP; d-dice on the 2 0-club body appears many times, and zombie sneak rats, large blue dicks, and conscious identification cards also appear. Julie andrews play the Alps of the Alps in Sound of Music. As you know, she sings and spinning around, "Immediately before killing and killing all of the von trap children on the forehead. And sometimes the story just ends. Not because it ends, but because it is better. "After that, something else happened, but at that time the author lost his intention to write more." "This story, he drank a deeply a cans lights, and started hitting the keyboard instead -& amp; amp;^%^& amp; amp; 8493025789435RJIOWJOIJ

Of course I have a favorite:

The day when the ID card was taken up. This is my favorite story. I can't say why. Probably because a small, perceived ID card with a small chicken and a small reading glasses says, Douglas ("R" is attached) that his story sucks a large blue chick.

I fell to kindergarten because I longed for "Mr. d" *** (the reason is clear!) When I was in kindergarten, and made a plan to inflate it and put it in a lunch box. Without an frustrating first grade, I would have escaped!

Three blank pages (If you don't like it for some reason, you should find a big blue chick to clog your throat) < SPAN> I want to apologize in advance for this criticism, but Doug Hackle doesn't allow it. 。 Doug Hackle is impressive. Doug Hackle is so cheeky. I have no other way than Doug Hackle.

Clown Tear Junkies is about to contain 27 stories that have recently emerged from the huckl e-flashing and / or strange small heads. Each story is like a flash paper, and it burned, so I hit my head **, so I just burned my eyebrows, so I ignited another work **, but my friend's head. Was just burned and very pleasant!

D & Amp; AMP; d-dice on the 2 0-club body appears many times, and zombie sneak rats, large blue dicks, and conscious identification cards also appear. Julie andrews play the Alps of the Alps in Sound of Music. As you know, she sings and spinning around, "Immediately before killing and killing all of the von trap children on the forehead. And sometimes the story just ends. Not because it ends, but because it is better. "After that, something else happened, but at that time the author lost his intention to write more." "This story, he drank a deeply a cans lights, and started hitting the keyboard instead -& amp; amp;^%^& amp; amp; 8493025789435RJIOWJOIJ

Of course I have a favorite:

The day when the ID card was taken up. This is my favorite story. I can't say why. Probably because a small, perceived ID card with a small chicken and a small reading glasses says, Douglas ("R" is attached) that his story sucks a large blue chick.

I fell to kindergarten because I longed for "Mr. d" *** (the reason is clear!) When I was in kindergarten, and made a plan to inflate it and put it in a lunch box. Without an frustrating first grade, I would have escaped!

I want to apologize in advance for this criticism for three blank pages (if you don't like it for some reason), but Doug Hackle doesn't allow this criticism. Doug Hackle is impressive. Doug Hackle is so cheeky. I have no other way than Doug Hackle.

Clown Tear Junkies is about to contain 27 stories that have recently emerged from the huckl e-flashing and / or strange small heads. Each story is like a flash paper, and it burned, so I hit my head **, so I just burned my eyebrows, so I ignited another work **, but my friend's head. Was just burned and very pleasant!

D & Amp; AMP; d-dice on the 2 0-club body appears many times, and zombie sneak rats, large blue dicks, and conscious identification cards also appear. Julie andrews play the Alps of the Alps in Sound of Music. As you know, she sings and spinning around, "Immediately before killing and killing all of the von trap children on the forehead. And sometimes the story just ends. Not because it ends, but because it is better. "After that, something else happened, but at that time the author lost his intention to write more." "This story, he drank a deeply a cans lights, and started hitting the keyboard instead -& amp; amp;^%^& amp; amp; 8493025789435RJIOWJOIJ

Of course I have a favorite:

The day when the ID card was taken up. This is my favorite story. I can't say why. Probably because a small, perceived ID card with a small chicken and a small reading glasses says, Douglas ("R" is attached) that his story sucks a large blue chick.

I fell to kindergarten because I longed for "Mr. d" *** (the reason is clear!) When I was in kindergarten, and made a plan to inflate it and put it in a lunch box. Without an frustrating first grade, I would have escaped!

3 pages of blank (if you don't like it for some reason, find a big blue chick to clog your throat)

This small part of the situation in Koura reminded me of a fair situation when my child was less than five years old. In our house, the sentence "idiot" was a bad sentence. It was elementary. It was cruel and there was little basis for its application. Sometimes. Once before noon, I was on the phone scolding the phone company and the phone was put on hold. I yelled into the phone here, "These guys are stupid." My son looked at me in absolute shock, shook his finger and said, "I'm so sorry." I was proud that I didn't shed a single tear.

Please don't be a person who is inconsiderate of me and my grandfather.

Besides the unforgettable rant, everything is amusing and intriguing until someone pokes Slim Jim's eye. "While my mother was gathering produce, my angry father smashed through the counter and started poking my fair eye," Slim Jim said, forcing me to close my eyes. Using my lowered left eye as a support, I jammed my wallet to get some cash and my driver's license to prove my age. When the clerk quickly switched to my left eye, I happened to close this eye, found the wallet again and completed the task.

My encounter with a young man named James was a moment with this element. He saw that moment from the end of the movie "Karate Patzan". That moment showed no reaction to his question. James did not doubt that it could be generally chatted, but Mr. Miyagi's face nodded, he said, "Yes, the soup is delicious!", as before, weeks, nodded, it seemed to read, "Yes, I will join the rendezvous this Friday!".

The ending of this situation is a bit repetitive and lasts for three pages.

A similar bonfire on the pseudo-phenomenon that is possible to deal with his grandfather on the planet Zolzert, observe the horrible, horrible, horrible round when the friend begins to become manic to hit other typographical signs that want to fall and shed blood.

Funerals, cemeteries, cars, two words to describe the horrifying alcohol situation: Alcohol kills

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To be honest, I've been using clown tears in small amounts for years. I use it as an anti-aging product. This product is just amazing, but there is a high risk of becoming addicted. This book contains the first 1 It came with servings, so I knew what would happen if I took too many. But seriously, how old do you think I am? No way!

Have you ever wondered if Bizarro would suit you? Start here. (I started with Dr. Seuss). "How much does hospice cost at the window?"--in this story, I hummed this damn rhyme for days on end. Eventually my husband said! gql$6^ . And then this:

Here are three blank pages. Do you like it? No, go find me a blue dick. The witch who said "Where did you get those eyes?" showed me something scary. Now I'm talking to Click. We don't talk much, but we're surrounded by beautiful examples of paint and pastel colors. Who needs the real world?

shell. With this excuse, I have nothing to say anymore. Can you imagine that there is a ghost in the graffiti? Please see again immediately! Death metal and other wonderful music exist in the universe. If you pick up your long neck, you will hear it. The 2 0-sided dice has a mysterious effect, especially in the end of the demon. Please do not be an unkind person. Because everyone is doing what they can.

I read the story in this book without eating anything. It was wonderful. I may be a drug addict, but I think you may be a drug addict. Look. Please remember only 1.

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Three text messages, people: huge. Pigeon. Bohemide.

Frankly, there is nothing to add to the good evaluation already posted. Anyway, this book tells everything. To know the whole picture, read my recent status report, or read the mythical "The ID of my ID of my ID" for the full text and try this GOODREADS!

All sentence release: I edited this book. In fact, I had read at least six times, and each time I laughed so much that the clown came out.

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"Sometimes it's sad to get a man, but nothing is as sad as a clown's tears."Smoky Robinson, you're wrong!There are many sad things than the tears of clowns.

What happens if you fail in kindergarten? 13 times! Isn't this pretty insult?

How about making a hole in your colon? A? (In fact, I think the colon itself is more painful because there is a sharp hook at the end of the colon, but how about it? Both are sad than the tears of clowns).

Is the tears of a clown more sad than the tears of the two men who roll the coffin on the hill, or the tears of your favorite flavored ice cream are gone? I don't think so, Babe!

And it's really a pity that a goo d-looking grandpa is beaten and killed every time he goes shopping?

But is there something sad than a creator possessed by the pantomime excrement or huge blue penis? Isn't that enough?

Everything written in this book is more sad than a clown's tears, but its reading is just right. This is the miserable charm of an absurd novel. I loved all situations and tried to keep it as long as possible. This is more sad than a clown's tears!